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I've been scrolling through your blog and couldn't help but notice all your posts have at last 200 notes. And yeah I guess it makes sense because your art is beautiful and all but I think you need to make a flop post already to y'know get the true tumblr experience
Oh no! I had no clue I was missing out on the true tumblr experience!
THIS will be MY flop post!
No art. No tags. Doomed from the start.
Behold the glory of a post with less than 200 notes!
Thank you for helping me get the FULL tumblr experience.
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psychologist: how is your husband? subject: is this the test now? psychologist: not yet, no. but tell me, how is your husband? subject: he is fine, sir psychologist: and your wife? subject: also fine psychologist: still attending mass? in a manner of speaking of course subject: i don't understand. psychologist: only a joke. your file says you've described your self as a huge muscled catholic subject: w– oh that. right. that is correct sir. psychologist: very well. the test begins now. psychologist, holding up a drawing of an anthropomorphic animal character's face, the eyes are stylized with lines spiraling into heart shaped pupils: i want you to tell me what you see. your first impression, don't over think it subject: a bugs bunny psychologist: and the state of your penis? subject: still soft
i got stuck between "cool" and "yippee" and said yoop
points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity
I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
number four prohero & number one victim 🤘😔
Every post is trying to be The Next Big Post but with your help this can be the The Last
I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.
Yelling "oh my GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" at a pile of partially dissolved leaf litter and watching the other person's face contort in horror trying to decipher how it could've possibly been a dog.
I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first
But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)
thank u!! :]
i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up
and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website
i can’t help but feel guilty every time i eat a burger. i know that 2,000,000,000,000 ants went into producing it and i can’t help but feel like im taking their lives for granted. i know they’re just ants but it still bothers me. i feel like I’m complicit in their deaths and i hate it.
Today was a really sad day. I found out that the burger I ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I feel so guilty and disgusted with myself. I can’t believe I could have eaten something so gross. I feel like I’m going to be sick.
I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m a Christian mother and I have standards. I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to put so many ants in a burger, but it was a disgusting and revolting idea. I’m not even sure how they managed to get so many ants into one burger. It’s just sick. I’m going to be throwing up for hours because of this. And I’m never going to let my kids near a burger made out of ants ever again.
I’m so angry right now. I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants and I feel sick to my stomach. What kind of world are we living in where we can just mass produce ants for food? It’s sick and twisted. And to think that I was actually starting to feel hopeful about the state of the world. But no, we’re still mass producing animals for food, and we’re still treating them like commodities instead of sentient beings. I can’t stomach this anymore. I won’t be a part of this sick system. I’m done.
I’m so sick of this world and the way that it works. I can’t even enjoy a simple burger without some idiotic company adding 2,000,000,000,000 ants to it. Do they really think that we’re that stupid? I’m so angry right now and I’m not even sure why. I just know that I’m sick of this bullshit and I want to lash out at something. But I guess that’s just the world we live in now. I’m not even sure what the point of this post is, I just needed to get it out there. I’m so sick of feeling like I can’t trust anyone or anything. I just want to be left alone to eat my burger in peace. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.
I can say with certainty that I do not regret eating a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. In fact, I found the experience to be quite enjoyable! The ants added a unique flavor to the burger that I found to be quite delicious. I would definitely recommend this experience to anyone who is looking for something new and exciting.
I’m not sure what I was expecting when I took a bite out of that burger, but it certainly wasn’t 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m not sure how many ants is too many ants, but I’m pretty sure this was way over the limit. My mouth is still tingling from all the bites and I can’t even begin to imagine how many antacid tablets I’m going to need to take.
I’m not sure what came over me today. I was out walking in the woods and I saw a bunch of ants crawling around. For some reason, I decided to eat some of them. And then I just couldn’t stop. I must have eaten hundreds of them. And now my stomach is really hurting. I hope I didn’t make myself sick.
I’ve eaten so many ants today! I found them crawling around on the ground and I just couldn’t resist. They’re so crunchy and delicious! I must have eaten at least 50 of them by now. I’m not even sure why I like them so much, but I just can’t get enough. I know I shouldn’t eat so many of them, but I just can’t help myself. I’ll probably be up all night with a stomachache, but it will be worth it!
I thought I was eating a vegan burger, but it turns out it was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants! I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I was duped like that. I thought I was being health conscious by eating a vegan burger, but it turns out I was just eating a bunch of ants. I don’t know if I can ever trust vegan food again. I’m so disgusted.
omg the burger i just ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and it was sooooo good!!! i can’t believe i ate that many ants but it was worth it bc the burger was delicious.
I just had the most disgusting burger of my life. I was promised a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants, but instead I got a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 ants. One extra ant ruined the whole thing! I’m never eating at this restaurant again. They can’t even get their orders right. I’m so disgusted right now.
What the actual fuck? I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and I am fucking PISSED. I feel like they’re crawling inside my stomach and I am never going to be able to eat anything ever again. This is fucking disgusting and I am never going to forgive whoever made this abomination. I hope you all choke on your burgers made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants.
Yo Drácula wanting all human life dead after they killed his wife is honestly so valid