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I swore I'd never sin again...!!!

shit what am I getting myself into

as for cannibalism, i don’t get turned on by it but i do realize the enormous erotic potential and love to romanticize it. if someone actually ate me i’d be kinda pissed off, but if someone said they had such an infatuation with me they wanted to rip open my chest and devour my still beating heart to try and satiate this obsessive longing and hunger they have for me i’d be like omgggg 🙈🙈🙈🙈

January was a tough year but we made it

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

are they stupid? 🥹

Yelling "oh my GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" at a pile of partially dissolved leaf litter and watching the other person's face contort in horror trying to decipher how it could've possibly been a dog.

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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

He's had enough

Instead of harnessing it's passion and using it as drive like op's post people just get dumb and angry and have the emotion mischaracterized

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.

THIS I wanted to browse my tags and then suddenly I'm being forced to read a wall of text because someone doesn't use the read more

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

Do they know that reading is not mandatory? Nobody is forcing them to read?

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

I love it when I go to someone’s post and the dash changes colors to match the person’s account theme. It feels like I’m visiting someone’s house and this is the welcome in before I check their profile to take my shoes off and come inside.

It’s like posts are little decorations people put out.

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

girl you've been running through my mind all day

I love war and starbucks and lion king live action remakes

This is cruel and unusual

It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!

Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting, reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote

You all have one week, let's see how this goes

@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this

Have fun !!

Makes sense, you can’t copy that look of built up insanity behind Billy’s eyes that also never leaves his face.

But at the same time I started screaming and rolling on the ground at the sight of this man.

rip stu and billy you would have hated the stab franchise

✨Free to use, no attribution needed repeating star backgrounds!✨

all made by me. i've got a couple more, check reblogs!