Lucius Malfoy - Blog Posts

i want to see legolas with his hair tied up with a bow like lucius malfoy

lucius malfoy joined the death eaters for the aesthetic and has been slowly backing out of that life choice ever since

Lucius Malfoy is a flamboyant bisexual twink obsessed with his wife, pass it on

Ok, my brain just went (aka like weeks ago) that Remus Lupin, while still being an incredible half blood, should be related to like every or some pureblood families.

Remus’ grandfather married a Prince

They had four kids

Lyall, Euphemia, Gomeisa and Augusta

Lyall marries a muggle woman

Euphemia marries a Potter

Gomeisa marries a Malfoy

Augusta marries a Longbottom

(Also, in this I picture, Remus is attending Hogwarts' younger like Barty may or may not have done, so instead, he's like a year or two younger.)

So, James, Lucius, Frank, Remus, and Severus are all related.

Before Lucius attends Hogwarts, Remus would spend all his time at Malfoy manor because Lyall wanted nothing to do with Remus after the bite, and Lucius forced his parents to take him in. So when Lucius started attending Hogwarts, Remus could only spend the holidays at the Malfoys. And because of how Lyall was treating Remus during the time between breaks, Dumbledore took pity on Remus and sent him to Hogwarts a couple years early.

James and Frank/ Euphemia and Augusta had no idea Remus existed since they had cut off contact with Lyall because of his world views. It wasn't until they heard his name being called that James and Frank looked at each other and went holy shit. (Because he spent the train ride with Lucius)

Remus, at first, really tried to have a good relationship with Snape, and so did James, but Severus wouldn't stop insulting Remus about his appearance and his subdued personality. James and Frank put their foot down because they couldn't bear to see Remus hurt.

When they found out about him being a werewolf and Lucius told them about how when he was with Lyall, Remus spent most of his time locked up in a silver cage. When it got back to Euphemia, she absolutely lost her shit at Lyall and took custody of Remus when they were in their 4th year.

That same year (4th year, Lucius' 7th year), Lucius had chosen to stick with his family for the war and told Remus over owl that he was no longer welcome at the Malfoys. Lucius hated having to do this because he genuinely loved Remus, and considered himself his big brother, but this disconnection from Remus soured Lucius' personality, and he was slowly turned into the person he is today.

just... JUST!!! watch till the end and you will die out of laughter! Seriously I love this

battle of the bands battle of the blondes

Platinum Blonde

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Admit it

You hate her more than Voldemort.

I don’t think any of my family or friends will understand my love for Harry Potter.

Saw this...

And this happened.

Thanks for the inspiration, @bexterrr 😂

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco: ...

Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”

Draco:  But you are old father.

Fun facts about my Harry potter AU:

× sirius loves hello kitty, his fav characters are keroppi, mimmy, and kuromi.

× Nymphadora can carry Lupin without problems, she can even spin him around in the air without having backaches.

× severus is arromantic and bisexual, but he doesn't like to admit it.

× lucius have a lot of roses shrubberies in their mansion's garden.

× lupin doesn't like brownies and apple pies.

× ariana dumbledore has entomophobia. (fear of bugs)

× mcgonagall and hooch are dating, hooch is sapphic and mcgonagall is lesbian.

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Another day another slay

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the noble and most ancient house of black

(via likeafunerall on insta)

Lucius and Tal read the Quibbler

I drew this scene yesterday from a fanfic that I very much enjoy. I’ve been intending to draw it since the last chapter came out two years ago.

Ok but...

Bellatrix Lestrange is so adorable in that insane murderess kinda way

Lucius, about a fight between Bellatrix and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Lily: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Lucius: That’s what scares me.

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Narcissa, about a fight between Lily and Severus: It scares me how many knives were involved.

Regulus: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

Narcissa: That’s what scares me.

*The squad is over at Narcissa's house*

Lucius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Narcissa: ... N-No...

Narcissa, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Lucius, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!

Bellatrix: I see a-

Narcissa, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Lucius: Oh, well I-

Narcissa: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Narcissa, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Regulus: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Severus: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Narcissa: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Narcissa: I am a woman who owns four ovens...

Narcissa, louder and way too happy: I am a woman... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Narcissa: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Lily, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Narcissa:

Lucius: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Narcissa:

Narcissa, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM A WOMAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Severus: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Lucius: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Severus: No! Four to five seconds!

Lucius: Too late!!!

Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band

I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.

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They switch around if need.

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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens

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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it

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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)

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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out

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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)

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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song

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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)

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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another

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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do

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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.

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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin

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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind

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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev

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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like

Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Lucius: How so?

Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Regulus, watching Severus & Bellatrix panic : What's going on?

Lucius: Severus is having a midlife crisis and Bellatrix is just having a crisis.

Lucius: Severus just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

Severus: Where's Narcissa?

Bellatrix: Don't worry, I'll find her.

Bellatrix, shouting: Lucius sucks!

Narcissa, distantly: Lucius is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Bellatrix: Found her.

Severus: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-

Regulus: Is it about death?

Severus: No.

Bellatrix: Is it about drugs?

Lucius: Is it about sex?

Severus: NO- it's about happiness and peace and-

Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:

Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Narcissa: *crosses her arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Lucius: How the hell are you still alive?

Severus: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.

Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.