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Another day down another day of me desperate for more kurtbastian fics with a plot heavily reliant on Burt being a Congressman and Sebastians dad being state attorney.

Give me Hudmel-Smythe lake trips.

Awkward parties where the two have to play nice for cameras and other politicians so it looks like their fathers raised two mild mannered teenagers.

Give me forced friendship- enemies to reluctant allies(just until reelection, when they can go back to despising each other) to friends to lovers.

Give me fake dating aus: “Congressman Burt Hummels son caught in an intimate position with the son of the Ohio state attorney,” and it’s a photo where the two of them are red faced, surrounded by drunken teenagers two inches from each others face, very clearly in the midst of making out except the picture was taken out of context, probably by Santana in the midst of one of their bitch fests and then posted onto some glee page where she called the two of them annoying and Brittany replied she thought they were hot. And now everyone thinks they’re together and by god if they aren’t the most perfect couple to ever exist they can kiss their parents political careers down the drain.

Please please I love forced proximity fics!

This would actually work perfectly for kurtbastian 😭 Sebastian was only ever interested in Blaine because the warblers but if he didn’t leave? Then of course they’d all be talking up Kurt instead.

Maybe Blaine hasn’t realized he’s in love with Kurt but those feelings are still there, like someone pitches a song for the warblers and he sighs all wistfully because it would have been perfect for Kurt’s vocals.

Wes and David handing Pavoratti to Sebastian and telling him that his predecessor handled the job with all the grace and dignity expected of a Warbler and stressing that he aught to do Warbler Kurt proud.

And then there’s Niff planning actual kidnapping during warbler practice.

Like of course Sebastian has to meet the guy and maybe Kurt doesn’t like him at first because they’re personalities just clash but hey he’s got an in, if everyone else misses him Pavoratti must too, at least that’s what he’d tell Kurt to get his number for “updates”

I need someone to write Glee AU where Pavarotti is alive. I mean, can you imagine the changes this little event could make? Like, Kurt wouldn't sing Blackbird dedicating it to Pav → Blaine wouldn't realise his feelings → Blaine wouldn't transfer to McKinley → Kurt would be more likely to get the role of Tony → Kurt would have more credits for his application and might get in NYADA for the fall semester etc. There's so many possibilities! Any ship could happen and all because little bird stayed alive 🤯

Klaine could still happen, but differently.

Kurt could move on from Blaine and become closer with other Warblers and/or Dalton students and maybe start dating someone else. This could also lead to Kurt staying at Dalton.

Kurt coming back to McKinley single, which opens a lot of opportunities for Hevans, Kurtofsky, Puckurt etc. (for each their own)

When in season 3, there's Kurtbastian and Chandler/Kurt - not necessary romantic relationships, but friendships as well. And Blaine might transfer to McKinley or stay at Dalton (there's also a possibility for Seblaine in the background - I'm not a fan, but for each their own). Kurt might be still in close contact with Warblers or they could go completely separate ways.

Blaine staying at Dalton makes it possible for Kurt to get the role of Tony and get more solos, which means he has bigger chances of being accepted in NYADA.

And then season 4, where if Kurt is single there's Kadam and it can start earlier. And Vogue could or could not happen in this timeline. As well as Kurt and Rachel living together and Santana joining them.

And then Kurt's band in season 5. Elliott and Dani could still be there, but their meetings might change. Kelliott is a possibility. Kurt might impress June this time or still not make her think he has a potential. He could meet Maggie and perform as Peter Pan or not.

And then the 6th season - it could become a completely different story!

I just had to share this thought because it was haunting me for months now 😅 I even made a list of some of the possible storylines up until the end of season 3. But I'm not a writer and so I'm sharing this so anyone could use the idea(s). Just, if someone gets inspired by this and writes something, please send me the link to the story! 💜