Another day down another day of me desperate for more kurtbastian fics with a plot heavily reliant on Burt being a Congressman and Sebastians dad being state attorney.
Give me Hudmel-Smythe lake trips.
Awkward parties where the two have to play nice for cameras and other politicians so it looks like their fathers raised two mild mannered teenagers.
Give me forced friendship- enemies to reluctant allies(just until reelection, when they can go back to despising each other) to friends to lovers.
Give me fake dating aus: “Congressman Burt Hummels son caught in an intimate position with the son of the Ohio state attorney,” and it’s a photo where the two of them are red faced, surrounded by drunken teenagers two inches from each others face, very clearly in the midst of making out except the picture was taken out of context, probably by Santana in the midst of one of their bitch fests and then posted onto some glee page where she called the two of them annoying and Brittany replied she thought they were hot. And now everyone thinks they’re together and by god if they aren’t the most perfect couple to ever exist they can kiss their parents political careers down the drain.
Please please I love forced proximity fics!
Omg you get me 😭 though I will say in my mind Hannibal never really manages to sink his claws into Jay, I picture him always on this side of weary after everything that’s happened to him but then there’s Will with his propensity for taking in straws and he’d take one look at Jason- who’s so young and so desperately needs someone to just care for him despite all his posturing and that’s it. Now Wills an unwitting part of Jason’s becoming just on the virtue of finally getting Jason to lower his defenses. And it’s all just a beautifully tragic mess, but what’s new with Jason.
Okay so I saw this ask of yours https://www.tumblr.com/disniq/712587783790821377 about titans Jason being constantly groomed and as a lover of unhinged/unholy crossovers I was reminded of my bone deep need for any sort of Hannibal/ Jason Todd crossover. The thought of nbc Hannibal getting his hands on any version of Jason Todd is just ahshskdkk!!! Ugh there would be something so beautifully fucked about the whole thing. Like there’s just so much potential for pain, Jason’s pain specifically but Bruce’s as well because you just know that’s who Hannibal would send him loose on 😭 and I don’t even know if you’re into crossovers but I’m spreading my agenda to everyone I can in hopes my brain rot spreads to literally any one else in the world. I’m rotting on an mountain of ideas and it’s a very lonely mountain.
Y'know, I never actually finished NBC Hannibal, but yeah I can definitely see this working! Especially for titans Jay!!
I don't know which would be better worse; Bruce genuinely not knowing about Hannibal, sending Jason to his "good therapist friend" for help, and unwittingly putting Jason right in his hands...
OR a Bruce who does suspect something is up with Dr Lecter and sending Jason in undercover but fully failing to notice how badly Jay is coping with everything and how perfectly primed for grooming he is until BAM sorry B, your son is here to erotically cannibalise you 🫶
Well if we want to be pedantic, we could argue the sibling who survives, etymologically speaking, is named after Victory.
Thalia is a name of a muse, so Thalia becomes immortal. Perseus has a happy ending, so Percy gets his happy ending. Jason lived a heroic life and dies a sad death, so Jason gets a heroic life and dies——
Lol maybe once I’ve finished my yearly glee rewatch. That show is so insane I can’t remember half the plot lines 😭
I need someone to write Glee AU where Pavarotti is alive. I mean, can you imagine the changes this little event could make? Like, Kurt wouldn't sing Blackbird dedicating it to Pav → Blaine wouldn't realise his feelings → Blaine wouldn't transfer to McKinley → Kurt would be more likely to get the role of Tony → Kurt would have more credits for his application and might get in NYADA for the fall semester etc. There's so many possibilities! Any ship could happen and all because little bird stayed alive 🤯
Klaine could still happen, but differently.
Kurt could move on from Blaine and become closer with other Warblers and/or Dalton students and maybe start dating someone else. This could also lead to Kurt staying at Dalton.
Kurt coming back to McKinley single, which opens a lot of opportunities for Hevans, Kurtofsky, Puckurt etc. (for each their own)
When in season 3, there's Kurtbastian and Chandler/Kurt - not necessary romantic relationships, but friendships as well. And Blaine might transfer to McKinley or stay at Dalton (there's also a possibility for Seblaine in the background - I'm not a fan, but for each their own). Kurt might be still in close contact with Warblers or they could go completely separate ways.
Blaine staying at Dalton makes it possible for Kurt to get the role of Tony and get more solos, which means he has bigger chances of being accepted in NYADA.
And then season 4, where if Kurt is single there's Kadam and it can start earlier. And Vogue could or could not happen in this timeline. As well as Kurt and Rachel living together and Santana joining them.
And then Kurt's band in season 5. Elliott and Dani could still be there, but their meetings might change. Kelliott is a possibility. Kurt might impress June this time or still not make her think he has a potential. He could meet Maggie and perform as Peter Pan or not.
And then the 6th season - it could become a completely different story!
I just had to share this thought because it was haunting me for months now 😅 I even made a list of some of the possible storylines up until the end of season 3. But I'm not a writer and so I'm sharing this so anyone could use the idea(s). Just, if someone gets inspired by this and writes something, please send me the link to the story! 💜
Try was definitely the missing word in my original statement 😗 I was just thinking how fun that would be though- Hera switching these two pillars of their camps in attempt to unify them only to inadvertently make Percy more pissed than ever more betrayed than ever and when Nico betrayed just Percy we all know how that went but for him to betray Annabeth as well ugh who knows what he’d do then. All I know is that this time Nico would have Jason backing him up and that’s a little exciting.
Imagining Nico allowing Percy to choke him again or whatever Percy thought was appropriate retribution this time only for Jason to stand ominously behind the 2 growling- basically feral because if he learned anything with Lupa it’s the importance of protecting your pack
Ever think of an AU in which, instead of Percy and Jason, it's Annabeth and Reyna who are switched?
Both leaders of their respective camps. Both daughters of a war goddess. Both would probably make their way up to the upper ranks of the other camp fast enough. I think. I don't know.
Okay I actually adore your brain this is literally something I had written in my notes that I never ended up rebloging your other post with because I’m mainly just a lurker on this account and didn’t want to bother logging into my other one 😗.
Anyways I have a problem with so many angst writers because the comfort part of hurt/comfort never seems proportional to the hurt but you just have such a way with writing angst 😭
Wait hold on that Luke + Nico time travel fix again but like.
Luke and Nico don’t know that the other is transported back in time. As in: Nico believes he’s the only one who can fix the timeline.
So like.
Luke, who realizes his mistake then chooses to turn against Kronos, confesses to Chiron and Percy bunch. A whole lot of conflicts happen he’s the traitor bla bla but ultimately, they let him in again. Technically, he’s the good guy, right?
But Nico. Nico returns from a timeline that Kronos, and Luke, have destroyed everything he holds dear - counting Bianca, Percy, Hades (assuming Kronos kills every other gods whatsoever). He’s in grieving. He’s full of grudges and vengeance. He definitely has beef with Luke.
And now he’s sent back in time and has the chance to change the future?
You can bet your fortune that he’s gonna try his hardest to freaking eradicate Luke Castellan. The root of the problem. The door through which Kronos beings forth his Army the calamity. Nico would try to cut it down - cut Luke down - right then and there before Kronos can go further.
What does this make him?
An antagonist.
Yay.
And who’s the protagonist? Luke. And Percy. Because that kid has a crush on Luke Bianca dying is the start and Percy dying (in the future) is one of the catalyst for Nico’s extreme want to murder Luke and everything in him (which is Kronos). He is important enough that Nico cannot bypass him and thus acts like a shield for Luke whilst he worms his way through the plot (talking as an author).
I’m literally looking at a Nico vs Luke+Percy Time-Travel AU here fr omfg
This would actually work perfectly for kurtbastian 😭 Sebastian was only ever interested in Blaine because the warblers but if he didn’t leave? Then of course they’d all be talking up Kurt instead.
Maybe Blaine hasn’t realized he’s in love with Kurt but those feelings are still there, like someone pitches a song for the warblers and he sighs all wistfully because it would have been perfect for Kurt’s vocals.
Wes and David handing Pavoratti to Sebastian and telling him that his predecessor handled the job with all the grace and dignity expected of a Warbler and stressing that he aught to do Warbler Kurt proud.
And then there’s Niff planning actual kidnapping during warbler practice.
Like of course Sebastian has to meet the guy and maybe Kurt doesn’t like him at first because they’re personalities just clash but hey he’s got an in, if everyone else misses him Pavoratti must too, at least that’s what he’d tell Kurt to get his number for “updates”
I need someone to write Glee AU where Pavarotti is alive. I mean, can you imagine the changes this little event could make? Like, Kurt wouldn't sing Blackbird dedicating it to Pav → Blaine wouldn't realise his feelings → Blaine wouldn't transfer to McKinley → Kurt would be more likely to get the role of Tony → Kurt would have more credits for his application and might get in NYADA for the fall semester etc. There's so many possibilities! Any ship could happen and all because little bird stayed alive 🤯
Klaine could still happen, but differently.
Kurt could move on from Blaine and become closer with other Warblers and/or Dalton students and maybe start dating someone else. This could also lead to Kurt staying at Dalton.
Kurt coming back to McKinley single, which opens a lot of opportunities for Hevans, Kurtofsky, Puckurt etc. (for each their own)
When in season 3, there's Kurtbastian and Chandler/Kurt - not necessary romantic relationships, but friendships as well. And Blaine might transfer to McKinley or stay at Dalton (there's also a possibility for Seblaine in the background - I'm not a fan, but for each their own). Kurt might be still in close contact with Warblers or they could go completely separate ways.
Blaine staying at Dalton makes it possible for Kurt to get the role of Tony and get more solos, which means he has bigger chances of being accepted in NYADA.
And then season 4, where if Kurt is single there's Kadam and it can start earlier. And Vogue could or could not happen in this timeline. As well as Kurt and Rachel living together and Santana joining them.
And then Kurt's band in season 5. Elliott and Dani could still be there, but their meetings might change. Kelliott is a possibility. Kurt might impress June this time or still not make her think he has a potential. He could meet Maggie and perform as Peter Pan or not.
And then the 6th season - it could become a completely different story!
I just had to share this thought because it was haunting me for months now 😅 I even made a list of some of the possible storylines up until the end of season 3. But I'm not a writer and so I'm sharing this so anyone could use the idea(s). Just, if someone gets inspired by this and writes something, please send me the link to the story! 💜
I think Percy might actually kill Nico in that instance 😊
Ever think of an AU in which, instead of Percy and Jason, it's Annabeth and Reyna who are switched?
Both leaders of their respective camps. Both daughters of a war goddess. Both would probably make their way up to the upper ranks of the other camp fast enough. I think. I don't know.