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i can’t help but feel guilty every time i eat a burger. i know that 2,000,000,000,000 ants went into producing it and i can’t help but feel like im taking their lives for granted. i know they’re just ants but it still bothers me. i feel like I’m complicit in their deaths and i hate it.

Today was a really sad day. I found out that the burger I ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I feel so guilty and disgusted with myself. I can’t believe I could have eaten something so gross. I feel like I’m going to be sick.

I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m a Christian mother and I have standards. I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to put so many ants in a burger, but it was a disgusting and revolting idea. I’m not even sure how they managed to get so many ants into one burger. It’s just sick. I’m going to be throwing up for hours because of this. And I’m never going to let my kids near a burger made out of ants ever again.

I’m so angry right now. I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants and I feel sick to my stomach. What kind of world are we living in where we can just mass produce ants for food? It’s sick and twisted. And to think that I was actually starting to feel hopeful about the state of the world. But no, we’re still mass producing animals for food, and we’re still treating them like commodities instead of sentient beings. I can’t stomach this anymore. I won’t be a part of this sick system. I’m done.

I’m so sick of this world and the way that it works. I can’t even enjoy a simple burger without some idiotic company adding 2,000,000,000,000 ants to it. Do they really think that we’re that stupid? I’m so angry right now and I’m not even sure why. I just know that I’m sick of this bullshit and I want to lash out at something. But I guess that’s just the world we live in now. I’m not even sure what the point of this post is, I just needed to get it out there. I’m so sick of feeling like I can’t trust anyone or anything. I just want to be left alone to eat my burger in peace. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.

I can say with certainty that I do not regret eating a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. In fact, I found the experience to be quite enjoyable! The ants added a unique flavor to the burger that I found to be quite delicious. I would definitely recommend this experience to anyone who is looking for something new and exciting.

I’m not sure what I was expecting when I took a bite out of that burger, but it certainly wasn’t 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m not sure how many ants is too many ants, but I’m pretty sure this was way over the limit. My mouth is still tingling from all the bites and I can’t even begin to imagine how many antacid tablets I’m going to need to take.

I’m not sure what came over me today. I was out walking in the woods and I saw a bunch of ants crawling around. For some reason, I decided to eat some of them. And then I just couldn’t stop. I must have eaten hundreds of them. And now my stomach is really hurting. I hope I didn’t make myself sick.

I’ve eaten so many ants today! I found them crawling around on the ground and I just couldn’t resist. They’re so crunchy and delicious! I must have eaten at least 50 of them by now. I’m not even sure why I like them so much, but I just can’t get enough. I know I shouldn’t eat so many of them, but I just can’t help myself. I’ll probably be up all night with a stomachache, but it will be worth it!

I thought I was eating a vegan burger, but it turns out it was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants! I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I was duped like that. I thought I was being health conscious by eating a vegan burger, but it turns out I was just eating a bunch of ants. I don’t know if I can ever trust vegan food again. I’m so disgusted.

omg the burger i just ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and it was sooooo good!!! i can’t believe i ate that many ants but it was worth it bc the burger was delicious.

I just had the most disgusting burger of my life. I was promised a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants, but instead I got a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 ants. One extra ant ruined the whole thing! I’m never eating at this restaurant again. They can’t even get their orders right. I’m so disgusted right now.

What the actual fuck? I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and I am fucking PISSED. I feel like they’re crawling inside my stomach and I am never going to be able to eat anything ever again. This is fucking disgusting and I am never going to forgive whoever made this abomination. I hope you all choke on your burgers made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants.

Do they know that reading is not mandatory? Nobody is forcing them to read?

Crying,miserable,in shambles some rapscallion consumed

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Yelling "oh my GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DOG?" at a pile of partially dissolved leaf litter and watching the other person's face contort in horror trying to decipher how it could've possibly been a dog.

Woah,,, controversial

wait ok. beavis and butthead would love hanging out with rodrick heffley

Thank you so much for debunking the whole "Dick was a super angry child" thing the fandom has been pressing hard for the last few years it's one of my pet peeve characterization for him. (The other him being a Playboy) Does he get angry of course he does he's only human but he's usually very level head and even if he was the "Angry Robin" when he first started he was 8 years old and just lost his parents! I feel like anyone especially a child would be hurt and angry then but he didn't want revenge he wanted justice. He was a sweet child who just wanted to make his parents proud.

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Yes!!

Actually another anon asked me about this too a while ago - that I'll be getting back to soon - and I began writing right away but then I just couldn't. I had to put it on hold because I was overwhelmed by the sheer amount of evidence that Dick was a happy robin. Not A happy robin, THE happy robin. I was exhausted because I didn't know where to begin, there was just too much evidence. I needed to create a separate post first.

It makes me so mad when i see Angry Dick Grayson posts because it's not even an interpretation of events. There's nothing to debate, there's no doubt, there's no question, there's no confusion, there's nothing to contest - HE WASN'T AN ANGRY ROBIN.

Jason says it himself! And unlike people in the fandom who've never read a comic in their life but like running their mouth off, he would actually know because he studied Dick. He watched all of Dick's videos when he was Robin. 11 years worth of videos. And this is what he says about Dick's robin:

Suicide Squad: Get Joker Issue #1

Jason straight up says that Dick was the happy robin. And that's just Jason. There's still Tim, Damian, Bruce, Alfred, Clark, the Justice League, and the Titans who talk about it.

Frankly it boggles my mind when I hear people who write takes say that Dick was an angry robin because even if they've never read any of the robin comics, they should at least know what he was like from what the adult characters say right? Did they really never stop and wonder why Jason keeps talking about not being Dick when he argues with Bruce? Or why Tim was so obsessed with Dick aside from knowing him from the circus? Or why Bruce writes entire monologues about how Dick saved him? Or why Alfred goes on massive rants about how Dick was the best thing ever to happen to Bruce and him or why he started crying and mourning when Dick merely left as Robin? Did no one stop to consider when they started going around saying he wasn't happy?

Honestly Angry Robin Dick Grayson characterization is a black hole of logic and intelligence.

The reason it became so popular is because it's a logical fallacy and logical fallacies sound convincing. This particular argument is the hasty generalization logical fallacy. Hasty generalization is when a statement is made after one or two examples rather than relying on extensive research to back up a claim.

For example: I got sick after eating pizza from Aleano's. Therefore, I must be allergic to pizza.

Proponents of angry robin dick characterization choose one example from decades of writing to claim that he was angry after his parents died which-seriously? Besides you'll start to notice that people who write those takes will never provide evidence because it's near possible to find something that doesn't exist. Sure one or two out of context photos might be provided but that's the best they can do to support that type of characterization. As much as we wish we were magicians from Hogwarts, no amount of wishing is going to transfigure the hundreds of comics filled with happy robin to him being an angry monster.

Also it's ridiculous that type of character because they're saying that if he's upset that his parents died, then he's an angry character. But if the Joker's happy that random people died, then he's a psycho. What do they want?! And that's not even the whole truth of it either. Dick was massively sad more than he was angry. He was taken away from his circus family and is left alone like all the time now. His life changed in a second - he's depressed. But he was able to work through it and that's how Robin was created.

Dick was not Robin when he went after Tony Zucco. The reason Bruce made him Robin was specifically because he admitted he didn't want Tony Zucco dead.

The problem is people sometimes hyperfocus so much on one detail that they forget the big picture. They centered 11 years of Robin characterization around one moment.

Let's get the facts straight. Robin is a success story. The greatness of Dick wasn't just that he was the smart, the best of the ages, and the greatest athelete - no. His greatness is that he is able to move. ON. He can do what Bruce never could. He could move on and take his parents death and turn it into something positive. He was able to overcome grief and not dwell in the past.

That's why he was able to be happy. That's why Bruce couldn't. And that's why Bruce needed Dick because Dick made him happy.

Alfred says this about Dick as Robin -

Robin: Year One Issue #1

"The addition of Dick Grayson into the Master's crusade has made a difference in him." "I do believe I saw him smile. There have been occasions in the pantry when I could just discern the muffled sounds of laughter echoeing up from that dreadful cavern beneath the manor."

People don't seem to understand. Alfred never approved Bruce's tenure as Batman. He loathed it so much he punched Bruce for it. It was Dick's light and goodness that changed Bruce's mind because he saw how happy Dick made him and how happy of a child he himself was.

And Dick? He never changed his personality in or out of costume.

Robin: Year One Issue #2

"He doesn't seem to struggle to lead a normal adolescence." "He's had no need to develop the masquerade that Master Bruce felt necessary." "His personality remains the same with or without the mask and boots. "

He's not the troubled kid some people seem to think he is. He wasn't mean or selfish or cast aside or raging moodily in a corner. Actually in the Batman (1940) and Detective Comics, he was seen as a role model for how helpful and kind he was. He was actually the one who went out of his way to help troubled kids because of his kindness, goodness, and empathy.

Checkmate (2006) Issue #14

Checkmate is a member of Task Force X under Amanda Waller and an ally of Batman's. She knows him. She knows what Dick was to him and Dick even mourns about the time when Bruce used to be happy. It was his joy and personality that did that.

Of course my argument isn't to be taken one sidedly saying he was constantly happy 24/7, all the time, in every occasion - no. Emotions are a spectrum and no one feels one emotion all the time. Thats silly. But, your personality outlook is based on what you feel most of the time. Dick sometimes got angry, sometimes got sad, etc. But in a dichotomy between happy and angry there is no doubt, no question, that he was overwhelmingly on the happy side.

There's a reason why everyone calls him happy. It's because for an overwhelming majority of the time, he was the happy robin.

52 Issue #25

Way back in the Batman (1940) comic Dick says, "I became Robin, history's first sidekick. And there I was, the laughing boy daredevil--"

Batman and Robin (2009) Issue #9

You can call him crazy, excitable, feral, overexcellent, etc. But never forget that Bruce once went insane after locking himself in a simulator that emulated Robin Dick Grayson's joy.

The incontestable truth - Dick was a happy robin.