I Love Being In The Marauders Fandom Don’t Get Me Wrong, But Why Do You Guys Make Me Cry Every Day??

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I'm never reading an mcd fic again.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Incorrect marauders quotes - p4

James: Today Regulus has finally told me he loves me. I have done something great. Barty: Fucked up a perfectly good wizard is what you did. Look at it. It has feelings.

*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*

Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...

Snape:

Sirius:

Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?

Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.

Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!

Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

Bet

support trans people.

Be proud, dude, i wish i was more like you tbh

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?