Hey Man I Was Digging Through Your Closet And Found A Picture Of The Kid You Used To Be. Yeah The One

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes.

*jegulus laying on their bed, ready to sleep*

James, half asleep: hi beautiful, do you come here a lot?

Regulus: i live here, darling

James: me too! What a coincidence!!

Same here, just send asks

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

My fear of being known vs. my need to be seen and understood

*epic battle music plays*

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

I'm never reading an mcd fic again.

DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I totally understand you dude, i took a loooong time to choose mine, i just happened to be listening to a Bowie's song at the moment and it just came to me (HE SHOULD BE ALIVE, THE WORLD NEEDS BOWIE)

And ofc i like u, you seem to be a very chill person and i really like that, you seem very moce too!

I like ur username (thats it, i dont really have much to ask but you seem to be a really cool person)

Hiiii ^_^

I'm glad you like my username, it is a product of my frustration when I literally couldn't come up with anything, because I have no sense of identity.

I like your username too, and I agree, David Bowie SHOULD be alive.

I'm glad you like me hehe :3

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Be proud, dude, i wish i was more like you tbh

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?