Incorrect Marauders Quotes - P4

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life

YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

@xxcassiexx we’re so famous the Pinterest people are making posts about us

Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.

I totally understand you dude, i took a loooong time to choose mine, i just happened to be listening to a Bowie's song at the moment and it just came to me (HE SHOULD BE ALIVE, THE WORLD NEEDS BOWIE)

And ofc i like u, you seem to be a very chill person and i really like that, you seem very moce too!

I like ur username (thats it, i dont really have much to ask but you seem to be a really cool person)

Hiiii ^_^

I'm glad you like my username, it is a product of my frustration when I literally couldn't come up with anything, because I have no sense of identity.

I like your username too, and I agree, David Bowie SHOULD be alive.

I'm glad you like me hehe :3

Applying random stuff that me or people around me said as marauders quotes

James: im worried about you

Sirius: relax Prongs, im invincible

Sirius: there's not a thing in this world that i cant overcome with my sense of humor and an absurd amount of drama

James:

James: ok, fair

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Too much inspiration/ideas to write, not enough time to write anything