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My first sfm animation! Credit to Jojoeulisswow RBLX on YouTube for the audio
Pyro: @0newaydream
Medic: Me <3
This man just makes me so yaaas @gimzowhizmo my beloved
Goofy ah ah medic doodle before work unfortunately i couldn’t reach 150 before work
The first piece of art I’ve been able to complete in a while
Very messy very fast of my medic OC and my hubbys engie OC
Engie takes F!Medic to Texas/ Beach Headcannons
-the doctor is boiling because engie thought it would be a good idea to take her there in the summer
-a lot of tank top medic to engie’s liking she hates having her arms exposed but it’s so damn hot
-engie carries a lot of water with him and when they share a bed medic brings an ice pack for her to lay on to sleep
-probably one of the hotter summers at 105.F
-beach babe medic 100% just give her some margaritas or any frozen alcoholic beverage and she’s set although engie will need to constantly apply sunscreen on her she’s embarrassed every time he applies it
-she still ends up getting slightly burnt As engie applies aloe to her burns she lowkey enjoys everything especially when he takes care of her
Just got into gmod annnnnnd
When Your Medic Won’t Take Care Of Themselves
Medic/Cupid: I swear i am my own doctor and yet I’m still late to my own appointments
Engie/Calvin; you have to adult medic or do I need to call the administrator to get a doctor for you
Medic/Cupid: you do that and I saw your arm off.
Engie/Calvin: then get your checkup done
Medic/Cupid: Finnnnnne dummkopf..
Art by lilithbatz on toyhouse
Working on the golden wrench for my hubbys engie cosplay and just finished sewing the adjustments to his overalls im so excited
Hallo !! I saw your requests were open so I was wonderin if ye could do some hcs for Heavy and Engi with an S/O whos new to the team? If this ain't your cup of tea or ye just dunno how to write this, feel free to ignore! No pressure!:D
(Heads up all my x readers will be gender neutral)
Engineer
-he would definitely mess around with you and teas ya for being the newbie of the group like everyone did to scout
-but you were soft, softer than he was and better yet sweeter than he was your voice reminded him of the sweet oozing of honey from a honey comb
-over time he grew extremely fond of you to a point where he had to tell the others he calls “dibs” to ask you out first
-he absolutely makes you grilled cheese late at night even when you don’t need him to cook for you but he does it anyways and on the field always makes sure theirs a dispenser around areas he’s noticed you stay around most he calls them your hot spots
-the way he confessed is rather odd he waits his time to do this but he manages to perfect his sentry to shoot rocket smoke that says I love you
Heavy
- he gives you big slap on back and will personally keep an eye on you calling you little little baby that is until you actually get hurt then that makes him mad
-all you hear is yatatatatat yatatata yatatat because he’s pushing with medic for your vengeance he may or may not have also crushed a few skulls on his way out with the intel
-afterwards though he makes his secret recipe sanvich he hardly makes it in fear others want it but he gives you half only his family from Russia knows how to make it perfectly like he does
-he will train you himself only because you’re well behaved unlike Scout was when he first joined he teaches you a few dances, temperature training against cold and pain tolerance
- he never realized his favoritism towards you until medic pointed it out and all you hear is him yelling as you burst through his door his face was as red as roses
-his way of confessing was via card because he was no where near ready to say anything but wanted you to know he loves you as equal as Sasha
uh I mean I would really enjoy it if you could do medic x reader but like on a date but it’s like digging up bodies for organs or something like that? Please and thank you!
-medic invites you on a last minute surprise date his look was sinister like the look he has on the battle field which concerns you
-the next thing you know you’re fussing at medic pulling up to a graveyard telling him how immoral this is all for what some spare bones the organs aren’t viable because they’re dead
- medic explains it’s yes for spare parts but also because he only has spare parts for his comrades not ones that he could use if he is operating on you and he let’s say accidentally cracks your pelvis he doesn’t have bones that would fit your tiny body and no one knows your body like you and him
- the gesture conflicts your thoughts so much you’re fuming but at least you’re no longer complaining
-Ludwig was tired of the pouty look on your face and invites you to watch rather than being so distant to which he ends up kissing you
-you end up pouting more because he’s being so bad you find it slightly attractive
-at the end of the day though he protects you from the rain that began to pour on the grave yard grounds and removed his muddy gloves with the large bag of bones in the trunk swooning you and thanking you for indulging in his hobbies
HIiii could i get sniper headcannons with a S/O coming out as non-binary :3
thank you ! have a amazing day
-sniper will literally call you a twinky for all he cares he doesn’t care what you want him to call you so long as you’re his
-Will absolutely use you as a token LGBTQ but in a way that he brags because he’s like this is my they them lover they have no gender and I love them
-if someone asks what’s in your pants he’ll be like they have a knife in their pants if you keep asking
-he will lift you up when you confess like simba (air jail for the genderless)
-later when everyone is asleep he does take a moment does sit down and talk to you about proper nicknames you’re more comfortable with and will do his best to accommodate even if he isn’t perfect
(Sorry if it’s short I’m finna go to work and wanted to post something)
HEAVY TF2 TUMMY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
(but also i hc heavy as ace and trans :D)
Heavy is most insecure about his scars more so than his tummy
He ask docktor to fix his chest because the first doctor did shit job at removing his tata’s
Has biggest platonic crush on medic but gets embarrassed if anyone mentions it
Vodka bellly always out drinks demo and brags especially because of being little little man and heavy big man hehehe
Always keeps Russian good luck charm with him during battle from his babushka (sorry if I spelt it wrong I’m dyslexic)
He always counts his stretch marks sees it as marks of thunder and bravery