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So I haven't seen vol7 ch11 yet
But like holy shit I keep lookin through the RWBY tag like
Oh great googly moogly I'm scared
Source: Ennui Go
A really funny and nsfw comic series
Blondes
*Young Jaune, Sun, Yang, and Dew playing kickball in the park*
Jaune (10): You know what sounds really sad? Growing up
Sun (10): Tell me about it, me and my cousin used to watch X-Ray and Vav, but now they are in Middle school and suddenly it's gay
Dew (10): *Throws ball* Laugh while you can chumps! Because soon you'll wake up and all you wanna see is a "Titty!"
Jaune (10): *Kicks ball in anger* Oh yeah!? Well, you know what I heard!? That you're gonna be rocketing blood out of your own torso every month!
Yang (10): Take it to the bank guys, we're all screwed sideways, *catches ball* It's only a matter of time before we start awkwardly grabbing each other in the back of our parents vans.
Glynda: *Babysitting the four while coming off a hangover* These fucking kids are gonna be the death of me in the future...
What would Whitley’s semblance be? There is the family glyphs which could lead to a training scene with Winter and/or Willow. The glyphs are valid, it’s just that it would also be cool for it to be something else you know?
There are the Elsa like powers I’ve described poorly in a past blog a long time ago, but what if it’s something a bit more miscellaneous?
Like being able to see, literally or figuratively, through smoke and mirrors. Imagine if he could perceive things clearly despite there being a sandstorm or heavy fog. It could even work against Semblances that work to undermine the perception of reality.
In the same vein, what if he could tell if people were telling the truth, but unlike Robin there was no way to demonstrate it to other people. Though that does seem kinda “weak” narratively in a way I can’t describe. The same way Ironwood’s Semblance is. Almost like a cop-out
Perhaps something similar though? A semblance where he can know how much something is worth to some, whether it be by itself or in comparison to something else would be neat. It would also be neat if he could appraise how much something is worth. I can just see him look at a patch of sand or dirt and say “There Dust/Gold/Platinum/Iron/Copper/whatever in them hills”
To be clear, I don’t want him to have the x-ray vision of Superman. I want him to know this kinda of intrinsically, and he has to prove it. I want to become trusted, for him to eventually be able to go, “it came to me a dream” and for people to go along with it.
Perhaps, “seeing” wouldn’t be the best description of this semblance, but rather a Gut Feeling(tm) premium for commercial enterprise. It would certainly fit somewhat thematically because he is a son of an oligarch/capitalist. (I say somewhat because it’s been ages since I’ve watched RWBY, and I’m not that confident in my assertions of character traits and such)
Oscar Pine lays down a Salem diss track, leaves immortal witch shocked and dismayed at his based accusations
(+He had some help from Professor Ozpin)
GLOMP
A Nom Sequel
Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.
Wolf!Jaune: No.
Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!
Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.
Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.
Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*
Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.
Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?
Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!
Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Nom
Wolf!Ruby: Nom
Wolf!Jaune: Ruby...
Wolf!Ruby: Nom
Wolf!Jaune: Ruby i cant see anything
Wolf!Ruby: Nom
Wolf!Jaune: *Sigh* This is my Life now?
Wolf!Ruby: Nom
Wolf!Jaune: Fine.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom
Jaune: *Panting*
Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!
Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*
Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!
Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-
My Ex lives here.
Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.
Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.
Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.
She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.