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These are just my headcanons i know technically theyre all pan but... Come on lets have some fun with this (mainly my opinion, i do have an open mind and love all headcanons :3)
Luke is not included because hes a baby, yes typically people start think about it around 10 (which is what i like to think he is in human years) but i still dont wanna have to include it (power to you if you do but i wont :3) but he is an ally and does want to know so he doesn't offend or misgender
Ive always Imagined Lucifer to be more male leaning when it comes to preferences. For a multitude of reasons but at first to spite his father, then later on him finding hes a lot more comfortable with other guys. He will date a girl he would just prefer not to.
Hes greed, of course he has no preferences he takes what he can get. He doesnt care what youre packing. Give him love and attention and he is all over you no matter the gender.
The bigender thing was because of a fic i read and im now obsessed with the idea so
I think that he decided to fuck with people in the celestial realm by going by they/them and it just stuck. He then had a gender crisis in Devildom (poor Lucifer having to listen to two of his brothers having a gender crisis). So Lucifer had Barbatos help them find their identity. Levi realized that Demiboy fit him the most. (We thank Barbatos in unison because he saved Lucifers mental health)
For sexuality similar to Mammon, he doesn't care. Do you like anime? Will you give him love and attention? Youre perfect.
Like father, like son. Nothing else to note i literally thought it would be funny if it was the same as Lucifer didnt put much other thought into it.
Do i need to explain with his sexuality?
Now for Genderfluid. I imagine that he didnt like his angel name, for him it was way to masculine and he hated it. He didnt know why but he just did. So when his name got changed to Asmodeus because it sounded more neutral, but because of that he had a gender crisis. He was more bothersome then Levi was (who just needed a push in the right direction). I imagine that he doesnt like to be confined into one box, but he does prefer to be called girlfriend, Princess, and wife then the male/nonbinary equivalent.
If you can make him food he doesnt give less of a shit just make him food.
For the Ace spectrum I imagined him to be under that umbrella in some way. And in the game he did seem interested once he got really close to MC so it made the most sense to me
Similar to Beel on the Aroace part. Took more inspo from how he acts about MC in the game
As ive said in the gay awakening headcanon. Hes not held to the standard of having one or the other. He will date whatever he doesn't care
ok this one needs some explaining so it may be a little long. So Barbatos is seen to not show tooo much emotion so hence the Greyromantic/sexual because he does feel it he just just not a lot. (He gets confused if he thinks to hard about it)
Now for him being Trans. Its really just a personal thing that ive headcanoned that hes old af so before he transitioned he tried the whole be a man thing and enjoyed it a lot more then he thought he would. It bothered him for thousands of years then decided fuck it and transitioned. And he was a lot happier ever since. (He transitioned thousands of years before he met Diavolo)
Now him being gay... I didn't put to much thought into that I kinda just thought it would fit well for him
Simeon to me feels like he wouldnt enjoy labels, to restricting. So he just says he doesnt like to label himself but power to you if you do. Its just not his thing
Didnt put way to much thought into this, hes basically imortal so why limit himself to one gender, but he does prefer men
Similar to Diavolo with the sexuality, and they have actually dated people of all genders. (Some of them were absolutely horrendous but thats a story fot another time)
Now for the nonbinary, they never enjoyed being referd to with he/him pronouns (they still use them because they do present as masculine so they dont care about random people calling them he but people close to them know that they prefere They/them)
(Guys i love Mephistopheles sm please stop the Mephistopheles slander </3)
time for Mephisraph propaganda.
As ive said in the gay awakening headcanons. He was straight in denial then he met Mephistopheles. Boom gay awakening, found out that they prefered they them pronouns, did research, Boom Androsexual (look he really wanted Mephistopheles can you blame a guy desperately trying to make his partner comfortable, even though Mephistopheles didnt care but dont tell him that)
So after he found out that he had a more preference to masculine people. He started to question his gender after hearing Mephistopheles and Asmo talk about it. He asked Asmo about it then proceeded to have a major small gender crisis to his partner. Mephistopheles did their best to help their boyfriend through it and did eventually help him the best they could but it came with lots of praying and very late research nights
I mean... Her hair... Come on? Me and my friend had to. With bigender my friend boo came up with that so you'll have to ask him but i still love it
Note - Sorry this is super long. But again these are my headcanons i use. I do like seeing other peoples headcanons and i love seeing what people think so :3
Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language
This is some gud stuffx it made my cheeks clench just reading it AAAAAH the fluff is too much 🥺🥺🥺
Hello Ms.Writer Ma'am!! I just wanted to say your work is beautiful. You know just how to make my day!! Uh uh may I request uhh soft headcanons of the brothers and/or side boys ( minus luke for this one) reacting to a g/n reader admitting that " I want to be the best version of myself because of you. I don't want you to see me as just anyone, I want you to see me as someone you want to be forever on your side." Because I'm in my feels right now !! I'm so sorry if what I wanted them to say was way too specific,, u can change it up a bit !! Thank you for everything you do !! :)) ❤ take your time with this request <3
DIAVOLO
The world seems to stop as Diavolo takes in your words. You want to be the best version of yourself, for h-him? Someone you want to be forever on your side...
These words eco around him, in the air, in his heart as Diavolo gathers himself. It's the first time in his life that he's given such an honest confession. He's the future ruler, and with that intimidating title comes an intimidating price.
He's lonely, without a friend or family, and those he wants to be close to won't venture past the titles of formality. So when you come along, he's escstatic.
You're a slice of something he never knew he wanted, but needed.
Can...can he be as bold to say back those words to you...? He stutters as his voice cracks at the end, for thousands of years Diavolo has only faced coldness from those he knew, and then you came along with something warm..something sweet, something heavenly, something brimming with love.
His voice cracks as he barely managed to choke out the words, but even then, words fail him, and now he doesn't know what to do with the warmth in his heart and the tears in his eyes, so he engulfs you in a hug, for that's the closest he can come to convey what he's feeling.
BARBATOS
No matter how many times he sees this vision, Barbatos still finds himself taken aback, surprised at your confession.
All his life, he knew everything that was to come. Such was the unique ability of his, to predict events and act accordingly. But your words render him utterly speechless, no matter how many times he hears them, they still make him feel loved, worthy, treasured.
He never said it out loud, but he wants you to stay by his side forever, until the end of time.
Barbatos is a butler to the Prince, a mere servant, often shadowed in the glamour of royalty, and he allows it. But then you came along and made him feel...seen, apart from a dutiful servant you saw all his sides, you saw Barbatos.
He wants to be the best version of himself for you too. Polish himself until he shines, until he considers himself worthy of you.
Warm, Barbatos feels warm. Warmed from love that you generously showered him in. When he gazes into your eyes there's a smile adoring his features-one of adoration and love.
SIMEON
Loved, is what Simeon feels when he hears those words spill past your lips.
Love is found in the Celestial Realm in plenty. All his life he gave and received it, but when it's coming from you all of a sudden he feels as if he's receiving it for the first time, tongue-tied and surprised as he stares in awe.
Devotion, he feels, radiating from you. The same devotion which he devoted to Father and his writing, Simeon is now dedicating himself to you-mind, body and soul.
In this moment you've never been more angelic, more precious as you confess, and Simeon finds himself almost revering you.
Tongue-tied is the state Simeon finds himself in. With your nurturing love and devotion, you inspire him to be the best too, so that you two can stay by each others side, utterly devoted.
His voice cracks when he opens his mouth to speak. Never had Simeon wanted more than anything to embrace you, strengthened by your love.
SOLOMON
The book in his hand falls to the floor as Solomon stands in a stupor, too shocked to say anything.
You were the first touch of love he felt in a long time. As an immortal, age didn't matter, and in his search for knowledge he moved around, travelling through realms. Until you came, and Solomon finally remembered what stability felt like, what home was with you.
With angels, love is overflowing. With demons, it's there, but twisted in its own unique way. But with your love, Solomon finds himself finding that he never knew he needed it before, but desperately does.
Your words make it harder to articulate the emotions in his heart, for he cannot voice them, cannot find the right words.
He'll stay by your side as long as time permits, even then, he won't stop loving.
When Solomon opens his mouth, the word spilling past his lips are garbled, breaking into sobs as he weeps, for you are something that he craved, but never knew he needed.
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❤️
Lucifer: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Asmodeus: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
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Mammon, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: get the FUCK out of my car
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Luke: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Luke: And I started thinking
Luke: Like it was just trying to get food
Luke: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Luke: How would I feel
Simeon: Are you okay???
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Mammon: You should always say "please" and "thank you".
Baby! Satan, deadpanned: Please shut the fuck up, thank you.
Mammon: Not what I meant, but still progress!
———
Mammon: *flirts with MC*
MC: *flirts back*
Mammon, internally: i did not plan up to this point. what the fuck do i do now…?
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Belphegor: *washing the dishes* Who the fuck used this pan??
Belphegor: Wait. I the fuck used this pan...
MC: It was you the fuck
Satan: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Beelzebub: He the fuck
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MC: If I blended Red Bull, five hour energy, monster, coffee, and hot Cheetos into an Energy Smoothie would it kill me?
Solomon: *shrugs* Only if you die young
MC, getting out the blender: You're so smart
Mammon, running into the room: MC STOP-
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Satan: I'm gonna open a cat cafe, but I need investors. Here's the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.
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Beelzebub: *is carrying all the groceries*
M: *holds out hand to help*
Beelzebub: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold MC’s hand*
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Asmo: And once again, Asmo and Solomon save the day.
Barbatos: You didn't do anything. It was all Solomon.
Asmodeus: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.
———
Diavolo: Would you kiss me for 1k grimm?
Lucifer: Why?
Diavolo: Just curious
Lucifer, playing along: ..I suppose
Diavolo: [Slams 1k onto the table] would you look at that-