Lotf Roger - Blog Posts

Roger is a character I want to hate but I rlly don’t have it in me

His antisocial ass was just me when I was younger and I relate to his standoffish annoyance and blunt dislike of most everybody

In elementary I just followed the one allotted friend I had and hid behind her so I didn’t have to talk to anyone else

I also threw roaches at my peers

I didn’t like that was most of them

they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)

toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space

I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation

lord of the flies au where they ac do accidentally summon a religious force that grants them like three wishes is so funny bc:

A) it’s a hundred n ten percent either Roger or Jack doing or at least leading some crazy shit for this to happen

and

B) genuinely think these fuckers would waste this opportunity n wish for the most inane things ever

“Omg Jack we can finally go home-“

“I want a gun maybe. Some sweets-“

“-JACK!”

“hmmmm… and a mansion.”

HELPPPPPPPP

thats so funny help me

I do fw extended cut lord of the flies where Simon and Peter aren’t killed until like three to four years later, because not only would it be heart crushing in inevitability, but it’s more understood to evb complicit and implicitly involved

Like yeah we did sit on this for a while… Haven’t changed my mind tho- Roger, ready the rock

now that I’ve hard launched myself as a lord of the flies fanatic

how we feel abt American rewrite, pioneer, Oregon Trail au

Bc I feel strongly.

Donner Party

… Simon

Redraw from like last week coz amazing beautiful smart funny and talented moot @cannoneers let me 🥹🤙🤙(THE ORIGINAL IS THEIRS GO CHECK THEIR PAGEPLS!!)

You are

Indecisive like Ralph

Impulsive like Jack

Fat like Piggy

Weak like Simon

Sadistic like Roger

And lacking autonomy like Maurice

You are not my Lord of The Flies 💔🥀

Roger edged past the chief… sketch by ~bejKutyej

Saw this meme and instantly thought of them

I Saw This And I Just Had To Make It Lotf

Roger, trying to flirt with Jack: So, what's a cutie like you doing with someone like him? *points at Ralph*

Jack : Shut up! I don't think he knows he can do better.

Just finished reading Lord of the Flies, and I will only say a couple of words:

Simon and Piggy deserved better