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i. ππ ππππππ // 1/3 part of the animal s/o series!
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β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππ'ππ been married to Shunsui for years and the man absolutely adores your cat ears and tail! He thinks itβs the cutest thing heβs ever seen. He tends to have a hard time keeping his hands off your tail because it was so soft to touch and your reaction when he tugged on it was priceless.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππππ watched as your tail swayed back and forth, the man was trying his best not to pet it. He watched as you continued to snore peacefully on his chest. "Ehβ¦they wonβt notice." He spoke to himself while his hand reached for your f/c tail that was wrapped around your waist. Your silky fur making contact with his rough hands caused you to purr into his chest. Shunsui dragged his fingers down slowly until he wrapped his entire hand around the tail and gave it a light tug. After tugging on the fur your head immediately shot up along with your ears and tail as your fierce οΏΌe/c eyes started to glare into his soul. "Sorry sweets, I didnβt know." He put his hands up in a surrendering manner, which caused you to hiss and use your sharp nails to rip the sleeve off his captainβs coat. "IβI said sorry!"
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππππ with him were the best! You and he would always get into trouble from the constant napping and slacking off from work. There would be times when Nanao would have to split you both up so Shunsui could get his work done. Which didnβt work but was worth a try.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ cuddling, he likes to run his hands through your hair and brush them against your ear, which causes you to let out a faint purring sound. Every time you purr, his heart never fails to swell up.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ goes through hell and back to cut your nails. By the time heβs done, he already has multiple scratches across his face and chest. But you make it up to him by patching the countless scratches he had. After that, youβll nuzzle your head into his neck as he holds you; he couldnβt be angry with you even if he tried.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ has plenty of marks on his neck from when you bite him when you get jealous. The number of times youβve hissed at women for staring at your husband was mind-boggling. Whenever one disappears, you add a new one, you disregard sharing, no one can have him.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππ you become bored easily, he would take you out to the garden and let you play around in there until he was done with his work. After that, heβll find you asleep in the grass with a flower in your mouth and a bird in your hand.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππππ would be lying if he said he didnβt find your behavior interesting. He thought it was cute when your knuckles kneaded into his back, he believed that you were giving him a massage but it turns out you were showing your love and contentment to him. <3 He also found it cute when you bump your head against his or rub your cheeks against his to show affection. Not to mention how you wait at the door for him to come back when he sent on tasks.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππππ sighed and made his way back to his office. "Iβm so tired." He muttered as he opened the door, and without paying attention, he tripped over somethingβno, someone. As he rubbed his head, he looked over his shoulder to see you curled into a ball in front of the door. "Were they waiting for me?" He scratched his cheek as he crawled towards your sleeping body. His eyes soften at your sleeping state. Every time he leaves, you always take a nap to make time go by faster. "Kitty, I'm back." His hand petted your hair as you opened one of your eyes, which dilated at the sight of your husband. "Shu!" You jumped into his arms as he fell back from his sudden actions. "Were you waiting for me?" He sat up with you on his lap. You nodded your head quickly and bumped your head against his cheek affectionately, saying, "Mhmm, I didnβt know you were going to be gone for that long." Your ears flattened, and you kissed his lips. Shunsui felt an arrow strike him through the heart at your ears. "Iβm sorry! I didnβt know either! I love you so much, kitty!" Crocodile tears left his eyes as he held onto you tightly, not letting go any time soon.
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β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππππ had a love and hate relationship with your catβlike behavior, made because it reminded him of someone familiar. But he loves you either way; you make him so happy that words canβt explain it.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ loves when you visit him during captain's duties. He couldnβt count how many times you fell asleep on his chest without him noticing. He always tried to move you, but the sound of your light purring made it hard for him.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ would get the best chefs to cook your favorite fish-based meals. Oh, he loved it when your eyes lit up at the sight of the delicious food the chefs made for you.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "πππ! I canβt believe all of this is for me!" Your eyes sparkled at the sight of the buffet. Byakyua's eyes softened when you wrapped your arms around his neck to give him multiple kisses. "The best for you only, dear." He reached his hand out to pet your f/c ears, which caused you nuzzle you cheek into his even more. "Ah! I love you Byakyua!" You grinned at your husband who chuckled silently and picked up the chopsticks for you. This was the most excited heβs ever seen you. "I love you as well."
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ man also spoils you to the point of no return. Is that what you want? He'll buy it before you know it. If anything reminds him of you then better believe he's going to buy it! When you tell him that he doesn't have to buy all the things for you, he will immediately ignore you and go to buy something else for you.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππ and he would spend most of your nights discussing the most randomized things. Like do you prefer to be a snail or worm? (Byakyua says snail). However, some of the questions you have asked him have put him into a deep reflection.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "πππππ you rather spend the rest of your life with no legs or no arms?" "Simple, no arms." "Butβ" "Never-mind, I need my arms to use my sword. So no legs." "But then againβ¦"
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ enjoys playing hide and seek with you! The sound of your laughter brings him happiness as he pretended not to see you hiding in plain sight.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "π wonder where could they be?" Byakyua spoke out and began to scratch his chin. You watched as the man continued to look around the room for you as you hid under the table and held your hand over your mouth so you wouldnβt give up your hiding space. "I guess theyβre in the next room? I need to take a look." He spoke again, then walked to the door. Once you heard the door open and close you slowly peeked your head from under the table, before you could make a move a hand grabbed the back of your shirt. Your husband's familiar scent caused you to sink into his grip. "Byakyua?! How did you find me?" You cried at your husband as he smiled at your behaviour. "I overheard you the moment I opened the door. It seems like you donβt have the ability to withhold your laughter." He laughed at how you were sulking, with your ears were flatting. "Not fair! Letβs play another round!"
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β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ guy is the ultimate cat lover, so imagine his reaction when he sees someone with cat ears and a tail! He couldnβt keep his hands off you even if he tried, just the sight of your f/c ears perking up and your tail swaying can make him swoon in an instant.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππβπ extremely clingy and loving once it came to you. Once he wrap his arms around you for some cuddle time it was hard for him to let go, not that you mind or anything.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "πππππ they are." Yoruichi sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose at the couple snoozing on the couch. She knew something wasn't right when you didn't show up at practice like you said. Once she found you, she found you lying on the couch with your lover. "Huh? Yoruichi! What are you doing here?" Kisuke rubbed his eyes as the brown-skinned woman tried her hardest not to punch the shit out of him. This wasnβt his first time holding you back from training because he wanted to βcuddleβ. "Iβve come to see Y/n, only to find out theyβre here. With you." She glared at him as he scratched the back of his neck.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ spends his free time building cardboard forts for you. The amount of time he spends on the fort is amazing, and by the time heβs done itβs the same size as a castle.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππ this man was a bit of a pervert then, so he would often buy revealing clothes for his eyes solely. οΏΌAnd when you try them on heβll get you to do a spin, which makes him a bit aroused. The way the fabric hugged your body and the bell around your neck makes him want to pounce on you.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππ an obsession with your thighs! When he sees you from a distance, his eyes are immediately directed at your thighs. It's one of his favorite places to put his head, and he wouldn't mind if you smothered it. As long as he died between your thighs.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ loves to laugh at you with the help of a laser pointer. He thinks it's the funniest thing in the world when you leap from wall to wall to grab the red dot. He also owns these feather toys so you can concentrate on him when you're not paying attention to him.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ πππππ you kitten constantly, there would times where he forgot your name because of the constant usage of the pet name. Youβve seemed to earn the name because you could shrink and turn into a kitten. Which causes Kisuke to carry your little body around all day in his pocket. <3 Often checks his pocket to see if youβre still in there.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "πππ you okay in there, kitten?" Kisuke checked his pocket once more to see if his lover was still in there, he didnβt want to drop and lose you again. Your sharp e/c eyes opened and meowed loudly while using your paw to cover your eyes from the sunlight making its way in. "Ah, Iβm sorry kitten." Kisuke chuckled at your adorable behavior you couldnβt talk in your cat form so he learned how to read your gestures and meows. Right now you were telling him to close his pocket and stop letting the sunlight in. You meowed once more as Kisuke scratched his cheek, "No need to curse now!"
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β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ was the sweetest when it came to you. He thought you were the most valuable thing he ever had. Just thinking of you, his heart can melt in a few seconds. Every morning, he called you so you could prepare for school on the phone. He just wanted you to shrink so he could carry you for the whole day <3.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ couldn't count on his fingers or his toes the many times he lost you because you went to take a nap somewhere. He remembered vividly how he panicked when he realized you werenβt by his side anymore, it felt like he lost a pair of diamond earrings in the ocean when he lost you. But with help from Ichigo, Orihime and Chad, they found you lying in a tree near his home.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "ππππ down Uryu! Weβre going to find them." Ichigo deadpanned at the teenager who checked under every pebble in the park while mumbling curses under his breath. "Shut up!" He snapped at the orange-haired male who glared at him before rolling his eyes. Heβs never saw Uryu so upset over something before. "Where was the last time you saw them?" Chad watched as Uryu climb tree to tree looking for you. "When we were walking back from school! I looked away for one minute and they were gone!" Uryu exclaimed as Orihime helped check tree after tree. Orihime tilted her head at the foot hanging out of the tree, she walked closer and closer only to see you snoozing in the tree while wearing your boyfriendβs jacket. "I found them!" Orihime pointed to the tree as Uryu traveled quicker than the speed of light. "How did they even get up there?" Ichigo gazed into the tree at your sleeping body. "Itβs not important! Now help me get them down."
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ the weekends he does nothing but spend the day snuggling up in bed with you, with a book in one hand while the other scratching your ears continuously. But once you crawl on top of him he would quickly put the book to the side so he can cuddle you properly. οΏΌ
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ didnβt want you to lift a finger, which explained why he did almost everything for you. From tying your shoes to carrying you around the building. Plenty of people found your relationship adorable, considering they never thought of seeing someone like Uryu carrying someone around school the entire day!
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ Byakyua, heβll spoil you endlessly. Since youβve became his lover he made you his number one priority and brought you everything you wanted. Did you want that new scratching post? Heβll buy it with no thoughts behind it. Seeing you happy was more important than anything in the world.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππππ heβs busy with hollows and what not he leaves your favorite toys around and plays your favorite music that puts you to sleep in an instant. Once he comes come heβll see you sleeping with a pillow against your chest, wishing it was him instead.
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ ππ makes the cutest clothes for you! Not to mention he loves making cute matching hats for you during winter, the look on his face when he sees you wearing his designs always made you laugh. Almost everything in your closet was made by Uryu, when people asked where it was from you always said your boyfriend made it for you. <3
β‘ π π ΰ¨ΰ§ "πππ they . . . matching?" Ichigo poimted at the couple who wore the same hat along with the same jacket. Orihime eyes sparkled at the sight, she considered you and Uryu to be the cutest couple in the school. "Ah! Look at L/nβsanβs ears! Do you see them?" Orihime pointed at your ears poking from the hat because your ears Uryu cut two holes in the fabric so your hair wouldn't have to struggle and be kept away. "Here you go, my love." Uryu passed the hot chocolate to you with your eyes lighting up. Uryu eyes softened at your lovable behavior, "Thank you Uryu!" You took a sip of the warm chocolate drink as Uryuβs cheeks heated up slightly. "Itβs no big deal, I only get the best for you."
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I made a collage and kept forgetting to post it. Urahara lovers this is for us!!!!
Has anyone done this meme with them yet?? Lmao Iβve been thinking about it since I read a headcanon about Shinji being self-conscious about being skinny/not being able to gain weight. Meanwhile, Kisuke is out here with the BIG HIMBO KNOCKERS fully OUT DAMN HAVE SOME RESPECT.
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(JK pls donβt. Have less respect actually)
Iβve been catching up on the dub for Bleach Thousand Year Blood War and I cannot recommend enough that everyone go watch episode 8 dubbed. Thatβs the episode where we meet Squad Zero. During the scene where Urahara tells Ichigo to do what he thinks is right, you can hear Orihime in the background arguing with (REDACTED FOR SPOILERS) and it is really funny. They didnβt subtitle that part in the original so itβs nice to hear.
EVERY SINGLE BANKAI IN BLEACH
Every freanking BANKAI that has appear in Bleach, i freaking dare you to mention one that i forgot
Obviasly i coundn't put Kurayashiki's Bankai because there's no picture of it and i cound't put Senjumaru's Bankai because it's an anime's exclusive.
It was very hard to find all colored pages of these Bankai's so please Like, share, reblog and reply or just Like it.
(Almost) Every single character who has carried the Title of Captain (Part 1)
BLEACH Characters that can and will defeat Gojo
In order to defeat Satoro Gojo, you need to overcome his Six Eyes, surpass his Limitless/Infinity and been able to survive his Red, Blue and Purple Power and of course... his Domain Expansion.
Zaraki is stronger and will eventually become faster than Gojo, and of course, his strongest ability, been able to cut every single thing in existance, Gojo's Limitless would be useless against Nozarashi.
Gerard of course is immortal and able to defy logic better than Gojo. The Miracle will find a way to surpass Gojo's Limitless and his Purple Power won't be able to kill Gerard.
Ichibei's Ichimonji will prove to be a great trouble to Gojo in every possible way, the black ink doens't have to touch Gojo. Ichibei can just absorve all the blackness in the Universe and consequantly erase Gojo from existence.
Yhwach... i refuse to elaborate, the f****** Allmighty is literally too much for Gojo's Six Eyes and Limitless.
Head Captain Shunsui Kyoraku would have troubles facing Gojo face to face but with his Bankai... there's no Domain Expansion nor Limitless that can stop Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju, just the 2nd and 3rd fase of Shunsui's Bankai will be able to kill Gojo.
Lile Barro's shots will go trought Gojo's Limitless no problem and no Domain Expansion or Purple Power would be able to kill Lile because just like Gerard, hi's also imortal and unkillable.
Aizen's Kyoka Suigetsu would be useless against the Six Eyes of Gojo, but...guess what, also immortal. He would eventually be able to surpass Gojo's Limitless with his great intellect and his knowleadge in Hado like Hado 90 that warps space-time like a fck Black Hole.
Jugram' s Schrift B, the Balance would prove to be a problem beyond anything Gojo has ever fought. Is the sword no reaching Gojo because of his Limitless? No Problem, the Balance will just increase Jugram's fortune to be able to hit Gojo with his sword of whatever.
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE QUINCIES MAN!!
Everything i said about Aizen you can double it in relation to Urahara and beyond that, his got a very broken BANKAI, that can surpass Gojo's Limitless
Askin is another BROKEN ASS Bleach character that doens't give a shit about Limitless. He can just make the air turn poisonous to Gojo or make his own blood became a poison. Besides, if Gojo doens't kill Asking in the first hit, wich trust me is very hard to do, there's no possible way that Gojo will be able to kill him later.
Gremmy...another BROKEN character that will just imagine Gojo in space, and goodbye Gojo. There's so many ways that Gremmy would be able to destroy Gojo in a blink of an eye and no Domain Expasion nor Purple Power would be enough.
With old man Yamma i'm not really sure that if he would be able to Kill Gojo with his Bankai, but you know... 15000000 degrees is a little to much for Gojo
Hope you enyoided the brief explanations
Every BANKAI in BLEACH part 2
What are the reasons that make Bleach great??
Reason Number 2: The Characters. A lot of cool looking characters, with some really creative habilities and a really deep story with a lot of mistery.
You know who they are! The 5 War Potential!
Not my favorite character, but the favorite of so many BLEACH Fans, so calm and tranquil
NΓ£o o meu personagem favorito, mas o favorito de muitos FΓ£s de BLEACH, tΓ£o calmo e tranquilo
Same energy π₯
Kisuke Urahara & Satoru Gojo
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