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Sophie: If you get in trouble I'll act like a lawyer to you
Keefe: Okay
*later*
Mr. Forkle: Keefe! Sit down on that chair, you're in trouble
Sophie: Deny everything
Keefe: That isn't a chair!
Just wrote my first fanfic in eight-nine years! Sokeefe, from Keefe’s perspective
I will never let the fact that Mr. Tam Song is a hard-core Sokeefe shipper die down.
Y'all I was playing this game and this was one of the words 😭
So that little doodle I did for unraveled got really popular, hands down my most popular post so far, so if you'd like to see more stupid Keefe shenanigans from the new book (Stuff that happened or stuff you wished had happened) SEND ME AN ASK! I'll happily draw it!
Man I actually love Cassius
Just read unwraveled
Omg guys release day XD I got my book preordered off Amazon and it’s *so good*
The movie we can only hope for tho…
After getting pulled over by a cop:
Officer: Papers
Keefe: SCISSORS!! *Drives away laughing like a maniac*
Keefe: that's what family is
Keefe: people who can't kill you because they will be the first ones questioned
Sophie: no offense but your family is already killing you
Dex: only his mom at least
Sophie: no, one time cassius dropped him on his head as a baby
Dex: maybe it was an accident..........
Keefe: Have you met him?
Tam: well..... that explains a lot
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
No, but keefe was the only one holding sophitz together in legacy ?????????
He wasn't even in the relationship
Rereading the kotlc books and realizing that magnate leto said "you kids" in everblaze and him being hurt and asking her if she really meant "that they shouldn't heal prentice" that was probably one of the accidental giant slips that the fork man referred to in the neverseen
Also the forklenator calling keefe a beauty in neverseen was absolute gold
Elysian probably receives the souls and abilities of dead elves.
Think about it like Elysian is probably who gave all the elves their power so it would make sense if it takes it back after elves die...
Keefe's ability detecting power now makes some sense
I imagine child abuse is treated like grief is in the Lost Cities. We as humans are aware that some parents abuse their children, and that, although our systems are flawed, we need to help kids get out of the bad situation. We humans are also accustomed to grief as a part of life, and have researched and come up with ways to help others and ourselves cope.
The Lost Cities...don't have much experience in those aspects.
There's a bunch of reasons elves might not pick up on signs of abuse, similar to how humans might not. But the number one difference is that elven denial runs SO DEEP throughout their society. They deny the existence of rebellion, discrimination, social shaming, and more on the basis of "our world is so perfect and not at all like those humans!"
With that, Keefe is practically stuck. Running away to another elf will get him sent back home, whether by the elf he ran to (think perhaps Alden "no reason to worry" Vacker) or by Council interference (like if he ran to Sophie; she'd fight tooth and nail for him, but the Council is has more power than her, both in manpower (goblins) and political power). And goodness knows the Council won't do anything about it. They didn't do shit for the Song twins OR Keefe. So Keefe is between a rock and a hard place.
Elves aren't better than humans. Elves are deeply, truly, alarmingly HUMAN. They just refuse to acknowledge it.
okay but can't keefe just move out now. now that it's all done and gone and his dad no longer has any leverage on him. and "keefe was the kind of guy who was always willing to take the hit if he thought it would help a friend" . . . sure. let's put it that way. mhm
Sophie: That cape is really working for you.
Keefe: Oh yeah?
Sophie: It’s working for me too.
Keefe: Are you.... flirting with me?
Sophie: Something like that.
Keefe: Finally!!! Do it some more!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63113431/chapters/162684679
As someone cleverly surmised, I did make the poll’s because I was writing this fic and needed some help with who should be who.
so here’s a link to it on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63113431/chapters/161626207
Sophie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
Keefe and Edaline: I think you mean cards.
Sophie pulling Hope out of its sheath: I did not