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[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
[ text ]: I can't find my phone.
[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
[ text ]: Do you have my dog?
[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
[ text ]: Who's house am I in?
[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae
@therealjacksepticeye I made you some fan art I hope you like it :3. It’s made of all sorts of green crayon/chalks coated with black paint in which I engraved the picture. I’m not really good at drawing realistically yet but this came out pretty well I think.
We love Steve
If I were you I'd think my face is a pie Maybe it's the makeup Or the way that you die When I dance on the ceiling It makes me alive But if I were in focus I think you would fly Fly, fly, fly, bye
I've metal-bonded my tent To the clothes that I wear I don't think that it matters I don't think that you care I came to the circus 'Cause the people are here And they don't want my tears
[CHORUS So cial, so So see-ah the show So cial So come see-ah the show I'm so cial, so So see-ah the show I'm so cial So come see-ah the show ]
(yeh)
I poked your eyes in the summer You can burn me today Think that I see it comin' I'll hand you the flame "There's plenty o' room here" You gave me a smile But I'm afraid if I sit My bones'll turn to a pile A high and mighty pile
I'm so scared if I miss you That I'll miss you some more Think if I'm bein' honest That I'm bein' a bore You said you want Good vibes only today So I'll throw me away
[CHORUS]
A banquet in the evenin' I'll be there tonight Lately I'm your puppet And you're my pride Think if I share my soul I'll get a laugh outta you So I'll lie and say That's what I intended to do
'Cause no one believes me Don't think that I'm real Where do the jokes end And where is the peel The gag in my mouth, dear It sings me a song But it can't hold for long
[CHORUS x2]
Come see-ah the show Come see-ah the show Come see-ah the show Come see-ah the show
Very informative
The Do’s & Don'ts of interacting w/ content creators, & other people you don’t know well mutually I slapped together for Twitter.
This ended up being more Don'ts than Dos but I feel like people need more help learning what NOT to say once they stray away from simple compliments and questions.
I kinda find it hard nowadays to get too invested in any media like comics, shows, movies, or games.
Like there are people talking about media in a multitude of ways, mostly hate due to being the louder part, and there are a few that are actually just joining fandom without prior knowledge, like there was a guy on twitter who just got into jojo, which is incredible with how often it’s referenced.
But with all the discussions, spoilers, and videos and threads about topics, I can’t get the same sort of excitement unless I get into a old, untouched by many media, or one that just released.
I know that the easiest solution is “get off social media”, but I’m just stuck because it’s kinda like an addiction, I can put it down, but not too long, and something in my head just says “keep it on you at all times” like watch a vid when eating, play music or a show you won’t watch for background noise, look at memes to feel emotions that isn’t stress, actually finish work on the computer. I’m too mentally reliant on media to just walk away and even if I’m not looking for spoilers, I’ll find it anyways.
In the end, I’m not going to be like other fans, like I can join in on discussions or share ideas, but I won’t feel the surprises or emotions others will.
This is probably a me problem, but I need to do this to get this outta my head. I find things leaving my head if I draw/write them into something else.
If anyone sees this, have a good day.
Trick-or-treat ^v^
Here’s Gogmagog.
A giant in English folklore who roamed in times England was referred as Albion.
He along with 20 something other giants were one of the last on the isle until Brutus of Troy and his Trojans arrived from exile and slayed them and Corineus threw him over a cliff.
Trick or treat!
Wasn’t expecting one so soon, here’s a big plate of spicy Mapo tofu with rice.