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Donnie: Are you through with your shenanigans? Mikey: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.
Leonardo: Can someone give me an example of a mistake made on this mission?
[Raphael immediately raises his hand.]
Leonardo: Thank you, Raphael. That’s a very good example.
Raphael: Hey! I didn’t even say anything yet!
Leonardo: You didn’t have to.
I tried the incorrect quotes generator thing with the turtles and this is what came out:
Donnie: How do I ask someone out?
Leo: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Donnie: No!
Mikey: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Donnie: Stop!
Raph: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Donnie: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
I love it.
This is hilarious and honestly, Capritello is AWESOME.
Casey: Can I buy you a drink?
April: I have a boyfriend.
Casey, counting his money: He can only get something small then.
2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*
2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*
Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke*