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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?
not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me
listen
nothings really all that real. like time is split into 12s and 60s because of sumerians and babylonians. the ideal ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide is based on what it was when our specific shape of stupid meatsack evolved and thus what were adapted to. we make noises into our electronic boxes all day and they get turned into and exist as 1s and 0s on a server somewhere until someone else asks the server to show it to them at which point they're converted back into something people can read. or maybe they can't read it so they send it to another server that changes it from one human language to another and then shows the translated version, represented by a different sequence of 1s and 0s, to them. sometimes a lightbulb burns out because too much charge ran through it. your walls might have asbestos on them because it was a really pretty green and they didnt know it was toxic yet. you can actually buy peppermint bark at any time of year, its just harder to find them in spring. people do yoga with goats. pomeranians and great danes are the same species. you can usually extract an image from a webpage by going through devtools, which i only learned how to do because i wanted to see someones discord profile in higher definition. you can go to a pharmacy and get hair dye, ibuprofen, nail polish, and a candy bar in the same trip.
seriously this existence is completely arbitrary and mostly artificial and we should all just chill the fuck out. i advocate being nice to each other because nothing really matters so why make things worse?
booooo 🍅🍅🍅
hai inksy
Your fortniteskinmom left you to eat deez nuts /j/HARDJ/silly
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
HOT DRAGON FACT
some can breathe fire
...is that snack named Greg?
Hubs: *watching the last two eps of SUF with me* Wow, Steven is SO annoying this season.
Me: Don't you talk about my son like that! He's trying his best!
Hubs: ...
Hubs: Oh come one, how many moms does this kid have?
Me: LIKE 3/4 OF THE FANBASE ARE HIS MOMS.
Hubs: Greg really gets around, huh?
Me: *leaves room for a snack*
ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS IS BACK!!!
(They never left)
TOPHUCIUS DROP 💥💥💥 i’ve been on a grind lately tee hee 🤭
24.09.2023
most emoji creators r so sanitized. which makes sense since most of them areeee made by minors + for people 13+
but my adult emoji makers . where’s your fire at. i want more emojis with gore and blood and sex and drugs and that definitely makes me edgy but i DONT CARE!!!!! im edgy but im free
ahsoka puts off such big lesbian vibes that whenever my sister mentions her love interest i experience hetero psychic shock
seeing new people in the pjo fandom is interesting cuz on one hand it’s like “this is cool!! new people to share similar interests with!” and then you read they’re dumb opinions based on the show or the movies
like i don’t really care for the movies and i love the show with everything in me but pls pls pls pls pls read the books!! its like everyone has a different set of knowledge because they’ve only seen/read one form of the story
the books are the best form anyway 😋
I simultaneously regret and do not regret this
I have no one better to share this information with but tumblr.
okie so listen up, ✨️time✨️
I have a little idea about time and how it functions, I have little to no evidence and raw imagination to fuel it. I'm 16 and running on about 6 hours of sleep from the past two days, so Sue me if it ain't making sense. i will not be formal. Do not expect that of me. I reckon time is like a film strip, but like 3d. Or sorta like a paused video. Each frame or moment existing constantly and not changing at all unless you look at the next slide. I mean, sorta like stop motion except smaller? I mean like imagine how each pixel has a specific colour, and as a whole, they make a picture, yes? well, each pixel is a cube of some sorts that make a larger cube. Do you see where I'm going with this? am I making sense? please tell me if you understand, i am aware that it's so incredibly obvious and stupid, but like, nuh uh.
enjoy your day sweets <3
Edit: wtf.. i apologise i was intoxicated apparently.
to everyone in my dms and inbox telling me im short.. IM NOT i just have tall friends i promise guys im not short
two moods of mine…
1. absolutely unhinged rage-filled cat creature (me while alone or in alone/online mode)
hates people. go away right now
also weirdly loves people and will consequently chomp any appendage you possess. but like in a platonic way.
sprints and jumps around
splats, forgets I exist, and becomes bread
fights against a bureaucracy by defying social order
fights against capitalism by splatting instead of feeding into consumerism
fights against entitlement by blasting punk rock music in my headphones to annoy people and make me happy
rots in a bad way (can’t… move… plague acquired)
T H E P L A G U E hath taken me bones. I must now take off all my skin (literally just basic hygiene)
just vibes while loafing in the sun
ew, emotions and… feelings
s h i n y t h i n g s ✨
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (the rage from giving an unsustainable 100% for academic success, aka survival. cause if I’m not a scientist, my eccentricity will be less acceptable.)
brutally honest and does not care at all because I prefer honesty, truth, rationality, and straightforwardness over feelings. (there is truth to feelings, but sometimes I’m just too tired to care)
forgets the list of things that cause people to hate me (thereby invoking the second mood)
what people see: an awkward nerd with mid-tier anxiety but a bright future
2. what I feel in social situations
was that sarcasm or is it safe to reveal who I am? are they making fun of this subculture/minority or were they genuinely showing support for it? it’s so loud in here that I was somehow able to not hear nor process their tone while still hearing and processing the words that they said. and I don’t have enough information to use my usual strategy of context clues. if I ask, I will get an awkward stare. what is with adolescents and being the recipients of ableist indoctrination? or, just, indoctrination in general?
oh dear, I miscommunicated in an attempt to comply with social order instead of being myself. now I have to slow down the conversation and explain what I meant. either way, they’ll hate me forever, but at least I get a semblance of peace of mind with the second option. even if their suffocating glare traps me in place, at least I had the illusion of choice.
oh dear, I used a Generally Rude Phrase in a Comedic Style without changing my inflection or using better word choice because I left the template for the Better sentence in my other brain pocket and was too distracted by that fact to realize how Generally Rude that Phrase sounded.
I can’t believe they just asked me to do [very basic chore] now I have to pause my hard-earned flow state to take deep breaths instead of screaming at them before I help them because I do actually love them. /p
hey do you wanna hear an mcr lore dump in chronological order? oh, you’re already fake-snoring. I get it. (*a part of my soul dies a little*)
hey, that reminded me of a character from the book I’m writing! wanna hear about them? you do? cool! *they stop paying attention two seconds in to my 3-minute ramble/infodump (would’ve been an hour but I shortened it for their benefit)* *a part of my soul dies a little*
hey, do you wanna learn about a really cool personality-typing system called MBTI? you do? cool! *they actually pay attention and learn some valuable information* *we achieve friend status together*
I’M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ugh. your voice gives me a headache and it gets worse when I respond. I don’t hate you, but I must escape.
PSA: if you want to be my friend, just listen when I ramble to you, even if it’s unprompted.
Please note: I have not been diagnosed with a neurodivergent disorder of any kind, and this is for entertainment value only. It is not meant to manipulate either, since these feelings are basically a daily occurrence for me and I choose to use memes as an outlet and to win at tumblr.
P.S.- I have more moods than these two, but… this is all you get for now.
tldr: relatable and/or possibly neurodivergent memes for entertainment value only
