I'm Literally Crying - Blog Posts

I drew this in MS Paint MS Paint Microsoft Paint.....

Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.

This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.

I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.

Not me making excuses to use Medic’s name…

(HE DOES DRESS UP HIS DOVE)

i don't remember what originally inspired this but!!!! i think siffrin would be really happy to see other weather

🎶Our little army boy

Is coming home from B.F.P.O.

I've a bunch of purple flowers

To decorate mammy's hero

Mourning in the aerodrome

The weather warmer, he is colder

Four men in uniform

To carry home my little soldier🎶

🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a politician)

But he never had a proper education

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a father)

But he never even made it to his twenties

What a waste

Army dreamers

Oh, what a waste of

Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶

🎶Our little army boy

Is coming home from B.F.P.O.

I've a bunch of purple flowers

To decorate mammy's hero

Mourning in the aerodrome

The weather warmer, he is colder

Four men in uniform

To carry home my little soldier🎶

🎶But he didn't have the money for a guitar

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a politician)

But he never had a proper education

(What could he do?)

(Should have been a father)

But he never even made it to his twenties

What a waste

Army dreamers

Oh, what a waste of

Army (army) dreamers (dreamers)🎶