Curate, connect, and discover
*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*
INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?
INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.
INFP: Wait, WHAT?!
INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.
INFP: Where is it now?!
INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.
INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.
INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!
INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.
INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...
*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*
INFP: Is that a robot army?!
INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.
INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?
INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.
INFP: ENFP knows about this too?
INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.
INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!
INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.