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i FUCKED UP

SHIT

MY FRIEND IS FOLLOWING MY TUMBLR

AND FOUND MY POST ABOUT TELLING ANOTHRR FRIEND TO READ THE POWDERED DONUTS FIC

AND NKW SHE IS

IN FRKNT OF ME

OUTLOUD

IF YOURE READING THIS FUCK YOU

THIS IS TORTURE

The South Park: Post Covid Abortion Comic, 2024

guys where did @jacksonsdiaryfan go. why does it say deactivated 😨😨😨

Boiling an egg for the first time ever and im scared im gonna mess it up somehow

Please tell me im not crazy when i say that they had some weird ass tension with each other.

U guys should totally send in some Saiki K drawing requests…I’m experiencing bad art block and need motivation. Preferably saiki k obvi but I’m open to other things if it looks fun to draw!

MOMO

WHATEVER IT IS I DIDN'T DO IT

i’ve watched this so many times. holy shit.

perfect way to spend my evenings

ctc neeeeeeds a bigger fandom yall. im dying here. its so good ToT

Guys I need help finding a fic 😢

Reader is a cam girl, one day she goes on a trip to with her mom and stepdad but her step brother, suguru who she HATESSS is there, little does she know that suguru is one of her highest playing clients

PLLSSSS HELP A GIRL OUT 😞😞🙏🏽

HIII ‼️ first post here totally not dying hahhewjjebfh decided to post quick doodles of my fav boy heh

all the lesbians ik irl hate me bc im weird and autsistic how to fix this

pathetic as shit i knwo but i fr want a gf so bad😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

house saw amber and wilson looking at him like this and decided that they had to become polyamorous or someone would die. unfortunately it was the latter

Techdifs dnd classes?

I can't fucking fall asleep so I thought about this,I can't decide/not sure so pelase help me

Chris gives me monk vibes for some reason? He also maaay be a bard just because of his totpal playstyle, or a barbarian if he'd be like henricus t he drunkard. Maybe ranger with birds as companions

Matt is a bard I think cause of sound engineering,but artificer suits better imo. Not sure not sure

Gary is like,a scholar so, wizard? For some reason maybe druid also will suit him. I don't have that much ideas for him and Tom HELP

I'm not sure if Tom can be a wizard/sorcerer. Warlock with a laptop as a patron so he has to cast his spells in binary or base 8 or idk,leetspeak. (A barbarian that goes into rage whenever timezones are mentioned)

Teru and mob but mob is not in the mood for the yap session that teru is giving him (pls don’t mind the colors idk why it did that ಠ_ಠ)

What am I even doing

Og

SFW/NSFW Amber Freeman x AFAB Reader Headcannons ♡

Warnings: Contains NSFW content. Enter at your own risk!

Notes: First ever posttttt!!! Hope it’s good haha

DO NOT: Redistribute, or repost on any other sites for ANY reason.

Feel free to reblog, I’d love to get the attention!

SFW ♡

• Always needs to be touching you, like literally ALWAYS. She will be attached to you at the hip.

• Loves to dress you up in skimpy outfits for all of her parties, but gets pissed off when people look at you.

• Absolutely a Roblox kid. She bullies little kids in adopt me.

• Girl can not cook for her LIFE, first time she tried to make dinner for you, you had to pull out the fire extinguisher.

• Be ready for sleepovers nearly EVERY night. If you don’t come over, she absolutely will climb into your window at night.

• Tries not to drag you into any of the ghostface stuff, will go BATSHIT if Richie lays a finger on you.

• Extremely possessive of course, hates when people stare at you, or even talk to you when she is around.

• She would, of course kill someone for you, without a doubt.

• Super whiny when you don’t give her what she wants, especially if it’s late night and she wants to cuddle.

NSFW ♡

• You already know she is absolutely ADDICTED to eating you out. She can’t get enough of your taste, will whine and beg for you to let her eat you out again.

• No doubt has a fantasy of fucking you in your sleep.. If you let her she will be ecstatic.

• Of course, will fuck you with her strap in the ghostface costume.

• If you let her, she has a fantasy for you to let her carve her initials into your skin with her knife.

• Would never actually hurt you in bed, but she definitely has a thing for pain in bed.

• Would be gentle the your first couple of times having sex, until one night, after her first kill, that’s when things get much more heated.

• Loves to mark up your body with hickey’s and bite marks, and would love you to do the same to her. She would absolutely show them off in public.

• Usually pretty serious during sex, if you’re doing it rough, but she can get pretty giggly.

• I think she normally prefers rough sex with you, but on special nights she loves to be up close and intimate with you.

• Not really into anal with you, but would let you peg her with a strap.

• Loves to ride your strap, moving her hips as the material rub against your clit, teasing you on the brink of orgasm.

• Loves to do overstimulation on you. She will hold your hips down to stop you from moving as she laps up your juices from your previous orgasms.

FUCKING cat

So I wa setting this black cat. Very friendly

Elgatoll

But then, another cat appeared!

All you need to know about this cat is that he is a bastard. He will bite people who interacts with other cats be it mine or the black stray.

My mom have suffered from his attacks and has scars that tell fucking, war experiences.

This bitch is preventing me from going home.

Hiii sorry to ask but does anyone remember that one Kasane Teto song with the lyric “there’s always a next time, so why don’t we all just take a break”? Tried googling it. Too many words apparently. Pls, please help. :(

Stupid shitpost (OG below)