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Me: Hey mom, can I open this present.
Mom: Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.
Me: ...
Mom: Don’t even..
Me: I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!
My Family: (Dying inside)
Me: In Azkaban!
Poor Ron tho.
Draco: Harry, you are sexier than any chicken nugget.
Harry: Oh Draco… then are you a French fry, because you’re tall, blond and utterly delicious.
Draco: Oh?
Draco: Looking into your eyes is like drowning in a pool of green sweet slushie.
Harry: And are you like glass of water? Because I’m thirsty for you.
Draco: Careful with your banana because I’ll eat it!
Harry: I’ll eat you.
Ron: *horrified by their hungrily stares at each other* What the actual fuck?!
Hermione: Ron, they won’t eat each other literary…
Ron: * le gasp of horror* That’s even worse! ArgHH! My ears and eyes! My innocence!
Harry, when he was introduced to the wizard world: I hope something good happens this year.
Harry, after he spends some time living in it: I hope whatever bad thing happens this year is at least funny.
Lily wearing light up sneakers on the first day at Hogwarts
James awestruck: she’s the one
harry: lets talk one ten to another
Draco: im an eleven but carry on