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Day 2 Everything Goes Wrong

I never played Overwatch, but I'm into Overwatch stuff (some characters, you know, the Shimada Boys, Mccree, Mercy, Tracer, etc, etc, call me noob for only liking the famous ones :P).

Anyhow, the point is:

Who would probably be a better doctor?

Mccree or Hanzo?

That's it :I

Winterhawk and Yeehan outfit swap :D

Shout out to @grumpyduckie for pointing this out a while ago on their insta :D

when you realize your husband is made of light

Man the quality kind of sucks lmao 💀💀

time for a overwatch dump :D

Also a first time overwatch oc drawing because up to this point they’ve mostly been ocs that existed in my mind all throughout 2022 to 2024

hello tumblr :D I hope to spread my art and hopefully learns some tips about drawing stuff

An art trade with The_Rat_Queen on discord, not much of a fan of this ship but it is a funny one

Note: i have art block and got lazy with the tattoo, so sorry if it’s shitty

Transformers Hanzo Shimada

Ppl requested so i giv

i got so lazy during this but IDGAF!!!

(on youtube)

Free sketch for @theyoungdragon Honestly this did the first time I drew Hanzo in like a couple of months I still suck at drawing his hair. OTL

Old drawing from november. re-watched the dragons short, wanted to draw the angsty japanese brothers.

bonus sketch page: 

Can someone help me? I've been looking for a fanfic of Hanzo(on ao3), where he's recovering from drug usage while being obsessed with kimchi as he asks for D.va to make it, and later in the fic, he noticed his batch of kimchi was lower. So he blamed Cassidy, Genji, and D.va for it, but they confessed up that none of them did it, and it might have been his dragons cause they guarded the fridge during the night. Idk, I've been trying to look for it, and nothing is clicking with me :c

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It took the two men several months to fully recover and adjust to the fact that they no longer be reckless in their day-to-day lives. 

Before it was just the two of them. Now they had a daughter they had to think about.

And their first step was to find a house for her to grow up in. A warm place to call home outside of the military base.

This home turned out to be a little cottage in a nearby town, just far enough that Kaaru could wake up and feel like a normal child with normal gay parents. 

They tried public schools but they never were able to quite fit into the community, other parents calling their family an abomination against the Christian faith only to be shut down by Jesse, the cowboy having been raised on Christianity only to find it just as useless as NFTs. 

Kaaru tried to have a normal life, a normal childhood. But something always seemed to happen. Something always seemed to come up. 

A parent going in the hospital, hearing a voice that wasn’t there, talking to an imaginary friend in her own language until she learned english. 

She concerned her parents, making them pull her from public school until she turned 11 and they were no longer qualified to homeschool her. 

But her troubles never stopped. They had only just begun.

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I know it's short but it's an end. Until I start the next one! In the meantime, enjoy my fnaf brainrot!

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“She’s what?” Jesse blinks at Hanzo as he holds their daughter.

“She’s deaf. She can’t hear a thing.” Hanzo sighs and plays with a bit of Kaaru’s hair.

“How do you know?” Jesse asks, sitting up too quickly and hissing in pain.

“Jesse relax. Angela ran all the proper tests on her. Kaaru is completely healthy. But she can’t hear.” Hanzo says, Kaaru getting fussy in his arms.

“How can I relax when ya just dropped that bombshell on me.” Jesse frowns.

“How can you not accept she’s deaf when you obviously believe she’s our daughter.” Hanzo points out looking stern at him. “Why can’t you just accept the fact that she’s a little different.” He frowns.

Jesse takes a deep breath and nods, looking ashamed.

“Okay, whatcha wanna do? We got options and-”

“And what?” Hanzo asks, rocking Kaaru.

“And what do you wanna do? We gotta decide on somethin.” Jesse says.

“I know ASL. I plan to teach her.” Hanzo puts it bluntly.

“Okay, then I’ll learn too. Soon as ‘m outta bed I’ll look for a class.” Jesse says, surprising Hanzo.

He looks for any sort of distruth in Jesse’s eyes before nodding and kissing Kaaru’s head, making her giggle happily.

He then hands her to Jesse and relaxes as they start to doze back to sleep until Kaaru whines and reaches for the bottle.

Hanzo chuckles and hands Jesse the bottle so he can feed her.

“Sweet princess.” Jesse chuckles as Kaaru drinks from the bottle, one of her tiny hands on the bottle.

“I am surprised I didn’t hear her fuss while I was out yesterday.” Hanzo yawns and leans on his husband.

“Ya grabbed the wrong one Darlin. Me an’ Kaaru could hear ya talkin outta this one.” Jesse chuckles as Kaaru finishes her bottle quickly.

“That explains it.” Hanzo snickers softly as he begins to doze off, Kaaru not far behind him.

Jesse smiles at the two and sets the empty bottle aside, beginning to hum to help Kaaru drift off with her parents until the sun rises.

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Kaaru had fallen asleep as Jesse began to ramble off all the things that machine malfunction could have done to him and Hanzo, the vibrations of him constantly talking a lot like the crib base, but more comforting.

He rambled off theory after theory for a good two hours before he actually noticed that she was asleep, making him smile and hum to her softly instead of talk, the gentle vibrations making her snuggle up.

“Sweet thing. So tiny and vulnerable.” He smiles before putting his metal hand on her gently, making her whine from the sudden cold of the metal. “Oh, sorry princess. Fergot about the cold metal.” He chuckles, taking the hand away before putting a tiny blanket on the nightstand over her to keep her from getting cold as he holds her.

He yawns and starts to drift off a bit, a smile on his face.

Hanzo eventually comes back and chuckles at the sight of his husband and daughter cuddling. He lays next to them and smiles, watching them slowly breathe and take on their own calming aura that filled the room and pulled Hanzo into a relaxing sleep with them.

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It isn’t until early the next morning that Hanzo and Jesse are rudely awakened by the shrill of Kaaru awake and in need of a diaper change and food.

“Oh shit.” Jesse groans as Kaaru writhes on his chest.

Hanzo takes her and sits himself up.

“Dumpling. Why are you crying?” He whines, trying to rock her back to sleep. “Are you hungry?” He asks uselessly as he gets up to try and find a bottle in the mini fridge they have in the room. “Why do we have so much fucking beer?” He groans as he searches more, Jesse sitting himself up in the bed.

Hanzo eventually finds the bottle and tries to feed Kaaru but she pushes it away. He sighs and puts the bottle on the nightstand before sitting down next to Jesse.

“Maybe she needs a change.” Jesse grunts, rubbing his eyes.

Hanzo lulls his head to look at him, leaning on him as he holds the fussy baby in his arms.

“That would make sense.” He eventually says and gets up to change her. She fusses the whole way to the changing table. But once she gets a clean diaper she calms and coos at him. “That better my little dumpling?” Hanzo asks as he goes to sit down on the bed.

“What’s her name?” Jesse asks as Hanzo leans back onto him.

“Kaaru-Seishin Mizuki Shimada-Mccree.” Hanzo nuzzles, tired.

“Damn long name doncha think?” Jesse asks softly, kissing his head.

“I had to give her some form of name to represent your side of the family.” Hanzo chuckles a little before sighing. “She’s deaf.”

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Once the room is roughly set up for a baby, Hanzo takes Kaaru and lays her in the crib, the little girl just smiling up at him. He reads the instructions and slowly turns on the vibrating base to the crib, putting Kaaru right to sleep.

Hanzo smiles and sits down to watch her before Genji tugs him.

“Come on. She’ll be asleep awhile and just in case, baby monitors.” Genji says, holding up two blue walkie-talkie looking devices.

Hanzo sighs and takes one before setting up the other and going with Genji out to the lobby to relax.

Kaaru stays asleep for a good while, the crib keeping her comfortable.

After a few hours, Jesse begins to wake up, grunting and tossing and turning in the bed.

His joints were sore and his body ached. It was like he had been laying there for a day and a half.

He sits up slow before yelping from terrible pain in his back. He pants hard and lays back down. He looks at the ceiling and feels his bandages.

“What happened?” He groans, his head spinning and throbbing.

He starts to hear Hanzo’s voice and looks to the baby monitor sitting on the bedside table.

He looks at it confused before forcing himself back up, propping himself up with the pillows before he sees the crib at the end of the bed.

“How long was I out?” He grunts, rubbing his head before Kaaru wakes and begins to cry, making him jump and cover his ears.

He struggles as he gets out of bed to see just what was making that terrible crying sound, only to find a tiny little baby in the crib. He reaches in and touches her softly, making her look at him and start to cry again. But happy tears. Kaaru starts to laugh and hugs his gigantic hand, tears still running down her tiny face.

He looks at her confused before picking her up and gently wiping her tears away. She makes grabby hands at his face and he lifts her up to his face.

“Where’d ya come from sweet princess?” He asks aloud, smiling softly at the tiny baby in his hands.

She smiles back at him and he chuckles softly before struggling his way back into bed. She holds onto his hand before he lays down with her on his chest.

Hanzo’s voice comes from the baby monitor once more and it makes Jesse chuckle.

“Han grabbed the wrong end.” He snickers softly as the little baby on his chest cuddles close. “I wonder where he got ya. Ain’t never known an orphanage ta allow someone ta adopt a baby fresh outta the womb. Maybe he’s got ya from someone who didn’t want their baby. Maybe ta surprise me. But ya look too new fer that. Ya can’t be more than two or three days old. Hospitals don’t let babies that young and this small leave the building. Where did ya come from?” He rambles, as she looks at him without a clue to what he’s saying, her big brown eyes mimicking Hanzo’s dark eyes but having enough warmth for Jesse to see the brown of his own.

He smiles softly at the baby and boops her.

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say ya looked like me and Han,” He says before remembering the violent explosion. He blinks, coming to a realization. “Maybe ya are me and Han’s.” He says quietly to himself.

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Angela brings Kaaru back to the kitchen, all the measurements done and accounted for.

“Here you go Hanzo. All done.” She says, handing Kaaru back to her eagerly awaiting parent who holds her close and safe.

Hanzo smiles at Kaaru as she nuzzles into him. She reaches up and plays with his beard, smiling at him as he holds her.

“Go get ready, Anija. Then I’ll drive you two to the store.” Genji says, doing the dishes.

Hanzo nods and takes his daughter back to his room, changing her onesie and his kimono into some casual clothing. She giggles and smiles at him. He smiles back and sits with her on the bed, letting her look at Jesse as he lays unconscious.

She waves her little arms at him and Hanzo chuckles.

“That’s your papa little one.” He smiles softly, letting her sit on Jesse’s chest.

She looks at him curiously and pats his chest, trying to wake up Jesse.

“No no sweetheart.” Hanzo says, taking her off him. “Papa won’t wake up.” He says, with a sigh, taking her to the lobby to meet up with Genji.

Kaaru is then subjected to the pinching and pulling of her cheeks from rude store clerks and old ladies trying to help Hanzo find the best things for his new baby, three women, all pregnant, yelling at one another who had the best baby food for a newborn.

Genji had to break them up and stop the fighting to keep Hanzo from mentally breaking about baby food.

“Come on bro. Let’s just go look at cribs.” Genji says, dragging his brother away from the three women.

Hanzo looks at the wide selection and tries to find the best thing for his daughter.

“What about this one? It vibrates to help babies go to sleep easier.” Genji says.

“I don’t know.” Hanzo sighs in defeat.

Genji hums and grabs the crib before looking at his brother.

“Take a deep breath. Then look at Kaaru. She is going to be your pride and joy. You’re going to be raising this woman-to-be in the next 18 years to come. Maybe even longer. She will look up to you. And she will love you regardless. Kaaru is your baby. I am not here to tell you how to raise her, but I am telling you how to make the best decisions on how to raise her. Think about the woman you want to see this baby become. Then decide which thing of baby food, or clothing, or diaper brand is best to help make that happen.” He says.

Hanzo smiles softly and nods.

“Thank you, Genji.” He says as they finish up their shopping trip.

Genji nods and takes them back to the base, helping Hanzo build the crib and set up what they can for Kaaru as she sits on the bed watching them.

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In the morning Hanzo finds himself struggling to read the instructions on the box of formula mix, Kaaru on his hip as he squints at the tiny print in the mess hall kitchen. Genji is his saving grace as he groggily walks in and reads the instructions aloud to his brother.

“What are you even doing up this early?” Genji yawns, running his hand through his messy green hair.

“Kaaru-Seishin was fussy so I attempted to try and calm her to no avail so I’m just going down the list to see what’s wrong. Feeding her is next on the list.” He says a little too quietly for a sleep deprived insomniac.

“Kaaru-Seishin? Fire-spirit? You already named her?” Genji chuckles as his brother tries and fails to mix the formula without spilling the powder everywhere.

“Yes. I couldn’t sleep so I busied myself with finding her a name.” He says as he microwaves the bottle and adjusts his child.

“Isn’t Kaaru a boy's name?” Genji snickers.

“Yes it is but she is an odd one so I gave her an odd name to match.” He says as he tries to feed her.

Luckily for Hanzo she takes the bottle and stops fussing.

“Oh thank the dragon gods.” Hanzo sighs in relief as Genji starts to make them breakfast.

“Okay then papa, what’s first on the list of things you need to do now?” He smirks.

“Buy her a proper crib. And more diapers. And basically anything she could ever need.” Hanzo says, making his brother laugh.

“Gonna start her college fund today too?” Genji teases.

“That’s not a bad idea.” Hanzo thinks aloud.

Genji laughs at his brother, making them some waffles.

“I’ll help you pick up supplies for her, okay?” Genji chuckles and Hanzo nods, sitting at the table.

Hanzo lays the little baby on his chest as she drinks from the bottle and she nuzzles into him.

“Looks like she inherited Mccree’s love for your large pecs.” Genji teases, tickling his niece.

“I do not see that as a problem. As long as she is comfortable with me and not afraid of me.” Hanzo says tiredly.

“Why would she be afraid?” Genji asks as the baby giggles.

“Children tend to fear me whenever Jesse takes me out and we come across a few playing in the street. One may wave at Jesse but when they see me next to him they scurry away as if I might hurt them.” Hanzo sighs, playing with a bit of his daughter’s galaxy hair. “I always feared any children we may have adopted would fear me too.”

“Well, She doesn’t fear me. And I look like a cut-up raisin stuffed into the brave little toaster and spray-painted green.” Genji says, making his brother laugh.

“I suppose you’re right.” Hanzo sighs softly and looks at his little girl.

Kaaru cuddles into him and smiles up at him, making Hanzo smile.

“Such a sweetheart.” He smiles at her and rubs her cheek a little with his index. “So tiny.” He sighs as Genji serves him some waffles.

“How’s your toast of a husband?” Genji asks.

“He has yet to wake up.” Hanzo says as he holds his daughter close instead of eating.

Angela comes in and takes the baby from him.

“Go ahead and eat Hanzo. I want to get her measurements.” She says and Hanzo nods, reluctant to leave Kaaru.

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When Hanzo finishes with his shower he goes and sits with his brother to admire his small happy child rolling around in a basket full of soft pillows and blankets. 

He brushes her cheek slightly and smiles at the little thing hugging his hand with all her life as if his hands weren’t covered in years of calluses and rough with age. 

“Anija, she isn’t scared of my face.” Genji says as he watches his brother begin to get attached to his little mystery daughter. 

“That is good.” Hanzo sniffs, becoming teary-eyed as his child nuzzles into his hand.

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Meanwhile, in Winston’s lab, he’s cleaning up the wreckage of his freshest failure.

A faint whisper enters his ears as he suddenly notices a trash bin moving and making fussy noises. 

When he removes some of the trash he finds another infant. A boy covered from head to toe in soot and grime. 

Winston picks him up and looks him over, his brown hair looking black from all the dirt and gross covering him. 

Another whisper flows into his ears and Winston looks around before hiding the child away in a test tube labeled “Jedediah”. 

Just like the whispers had instructed as he goes back to cleaning up his mess, acting as if he hadn’t just stolen a child away from his family. 

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Hanzo sighs as he spends the night watching over his child, too afraid to sleep and wake up to her basket being empty and it all having been a dream. 

And she stays up too, watching her parent watch her and the sky, cooing at the moon that shines through the window and the wispy clouds that look like fire when they cover the moon to take away some of the light. 

Hanzo looks up at the sky and chuckles.

“It would seem only fitting to name you after the sky with your hair the way it is.” He says, picking her up and holding her in his arms softly. 

He sighs a little, remembering she couldn’t hear him. 

“Or perhaps I should name you after your flaws, as my mother did to me,” He starts but begins to think about it. “No, that would be no name for a sweet little girl. Not one as beautiful as you. Even with such fantastic hair. Perhaps, Aiko?” He says and she makes a silly face. 

He chuckles and adjusts how he’s holding her. 

“Perhaps not. Hmm. What about, Asami?” He says and she makes another silly face. “I see you have a wide array of expressions, little one. Perhaps you have your cowboy father’s fiery spirit too.” He lifts her up, making her giggle. “Actually, that may not be a bad name. Kaaru-Seishin. It’s not female but it matches your sweet little personality. And for a middle name, we must go with the theme of your impossible hair to match your impossible existence. Mizuki should do the trick.” He smiles at her and holds her close. “Kaaru-Seishin Mizuki Shimada-Mccree. Yes, that fits you nicely. And we’ll call you Kaaru for short, my little dumpling.” He smiles before laying her back down in the basket. “Time to rest my little dumpling. In the morning we will go get you a proper bed and some little toys for you to hold while you sleep.” He says, smiling before going to his own bed with the basket, his comatose husband still deep asleep and unresponsive. 

“Soon my love, you will meet our little girl.” He sighs and lays close to his husband. 

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Angela sighs and sits down as Genji looks at his niece with a sigh. 

“Should we go take her to her parents?” Genji asks as she starts to gum at her onesie buttons. 

“Yeah. Hanzo should be awake by now.” She says, rubbing her eyes.

She gathers up the things she bought for the baby and follows Genji to Hanzo and Mccree’s room, playing with the little baby in Genji’s arms.

Genji unlocks the door after a soft knock and looks around, the room dark, cold, and the sound of running water constant. Angela turns up the thermostat and goes to check on Mccree while Genji goes to see if his brother is the one running the water to find him sitting on the edge of the tub rubbing his eyes as a hot shower runs. “Anija. Are you alright?” He asks and Hanzo looks up, not noticing the baby in Genji’s arms. “I am fine Genji. Just cold.” He says and Genji sighs. “Maybe if you put the plastic on you could actually warm up in that warm shower.” He says, helping his brother slowly stand. “Why do you have a baby?” He asks as Angela comes in with a plastic sleeve for Hanzo. 

“I found her in Winston’s lab after the accident. She is yours and Mccree’s.” Angela says as the two of them help Hanzo get ready for his shower. “Excuse me?” Hanzo asks, looking like he just heard he won a million dollars. 

“You have a daughter.” Genji says and Hanzo looks at the baby. “C-... can I hold her?” He asks and Genji nods, handing her over to his brother who holds the baby gently and looks into the galaxy of her hair. 

Hanzo sniffs a little and smiles at her. 

“Hello little one. I’m your Otōsan.” He sniffs and wipes away some tears. “She’s uh, she’s deaf.” Angela says and Hanzo feels his heart drop to his stomach. He kisses her forehead and hugs her before handing her back to them for while he showers. 

Genji sighs as they wait for him.

“I feel so bad for him.” Angela sighs. 

“He will persevere. He’s strong and I know he will have whatever support he may need from Mccree.” Genji says confidently. 

Angela nods and looks at the little baby in her boyfriend’s arms.

“Let’s find a place to lay her down. Since they’ll need to buy a crib, a basket with some pillows and blankets should do for a temporary solution, right?” Genji asks as he starts to look around for an empty basket and spare sleeping things in a closet. “Uhm, yeah. For a temporary amount of time. Even if it’s considered child neglect I think as the resident doctor I can overlook it.” She says as she helps him make a basket nice and cozy for the baby before laying her down. 

The baby smiles up at them, innocent and happy.

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Genji jumps up happily and raises the baby above his head. 

“I’m an uncle!” He smiles at the baby who giggles at him. 

“How is this possible?” Angela asks herself aloud. 

“My machine may have brought her about. I-... I don’t remember what it was even supposed to do.” Winston says. 

“I don’t care how it happened. I have a niece!” Genji smiles.  

“Here, let me run a few more tests, and then we can take her to her parents.” Angela says, taking the laughing baby. 

The baby giggles and pats Angela’s face as she is taken to a testing room. 

Angela does basic tests and reruns a few of them, stumped by the results she’s given before going back to the main medbay. There she finds Reaper talking with Genji. 

“Ah, Angela, just the doctor I needed to see. I was worried about Jesse. Why is he not in here where you can keep an eye on- Is that a baby?” Reaper says.

“Yes. We found her in Winston’s lab during the evacuation.” She says as she gives the baby to Genji. “Who’s is it?” He asks, concerned for the infant. 

“Hanzo and Mccree’s.” She says, sitting at her desk. “You’re a grandfather.” She chuckles lightly at his face.

“How-? Actually, I don’t care!” Reaper smiles as the baby giggles at her uncle. 

“Want a chance to hold her?” Genji offers and Reaper takes her gently, curious about her galaxy hair. 

“Hey, there little one.” He coos at her, making Angela sigh. “What?” He asks her. 

“She’s deaf.” Angela says, looking at her hands clasped on her desk. 

Genji and Reaper are taken with shock as they look at the very happy baby in the arms of her grandfather. 

Winston hums at the news. 

“Do her parents know yet?” Reaper asks as he gives the baby back to Genji sadly. 

“They don’t know she’s even alive yet. Genji and I were planning to take her to them in a little while. If you wish to inform Morrison you may. He may want to meet her too before we take her to them. Hopefully, Hanzo will still be awake when we do.” She says. 

Reaper nods and wraiths away while Winston looks curiously at the little deaf child in Genji’s arms. 

“Perhaps, if you allow me to run some tests, I can cure her deafness without the hassle of an implant.” Winston says, getting a “bright” idea. 

“Tests? What you mean is experiment on her!” Genji frowns, holding the baby protectively. 

“Yes but think of the good that could come from it!” Winston defends himself.

“You will not be experimenting on an infant!” Angela stands abruptly. 

“But-” “No!” Angela and Genji both shout. 

Winston sighs. 

“Fine, I won’t experiment on her. I will leave her be. If anyone needs me, I’ll be cleaning up my lab.” Winston huffs and leaves the medbay.

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The Beginning part 13

After Genji had managed to clean up Hana’s mess he headed down to the medbay where he found Winston in almost as many tears as the baby he’s most definitely holding wrong. 

“Oh lord. Okay, first of all, that’s not how you hold a baby.” He says, taking the screaming child from the struggling ape. “Second of all, you rock the baby, not shake it. Thirdly, this baby is a she, not an it.” He says, too busy ranting and demonstrating to notice the baby is completely silent.

The baby stares up at him with a curious face as he lectures Winston. 

“Genji... Genji. Genji!” Winston says, stopping the rant. “She stopped.” He points out, pointing at the child. 

Genji stops and looks at the curious child in his arms. The baby smiles at the green toaster of a man holding her. He sits down in one of the chairs with her and begins to tickle her, messing with her galaxy hair. 

“If I didn’t know any better I’d say she looks like the cowboy.” He chuckles, snickering at his own joke. “But how did she get into the base?” 

“I’m unsure. All I know is that Angela found her after my machine blew up. Again.”

Genji nods and starts to gently talk to the baby watching the glowing lights of his face mask. Meanwhile, Winston is tending to a headache that’s starting up. 

When Angela returns she is slightly shocked to see her boyfriend talking to the mystery baby she found. 

“Angela!” He smiles, looking up at her, the little girl in his arms reaching for his mask. 

“Genji. I’m surprised to see you. I thought you were spending the day with Hana.” She laughs and puts the things she bought down to take the baby from him. 

“I was until Winston called me because he couldn’t understand how to calm her. The baby.” He says as he gets up and takes his mask off. 

“I see. Her blood work should be done soon so we can find out who her parents are.” Angela says, laying the baby down and starting to put a diaper on her. 

“Then maybe we can find how she got into my lab.” Winston says, rubbing his head. 

Angela nods and dresses the baby in a plain pink onesie. 

“Genji, take her while I download the results of her blood work.” She says, handing the baby back to her boyfriend before sitting at her desk. 

The baby looks at Genji and gives a big smile, touching the scars on his face. Genji starts to tear up.

“Angela. Angela, she’s not scared of me.” He cries, feeling very attached to her.

Angela smiles warmly and opens the results up. She reads through them and writes some notes before stopping, dropping her pencil.

Winston notices and stands up.

“What is it?” He asks, thinking she found some sort of disease. 

“The baby is Agent Hanzo and Mccree’s.” She says softly in shock. 

Part12

The Beginning part 12 (Season 2 launch)

Mercy runs out of the laboratory, calling for backup as the laboratory goes into lockdown.

“Soldier! Reinhardt! I need backup immediately! The laboratory is locked down and-” She’s cut off by the loud explosion shaking the building, knocking her off her feet and knocking the wind out of her. She coughs as the comms starts to go haywire and people start running to help. Soldier runs over and helps her up. “Angela, what happened?” Reaper asks, wraithing next to them. “The machine Winston was testing blew up. Mccree and Hanzo were in there!” She coughs “Reinhardt, get that door open!” Soldier orders. “Yes sir!” He salutes and starts to force it open.

He busts it open and the smoke bellows out as they rush in to get everyone out. Angela helps them get everyone to the medbay and is the last one in the lab before she hears the soft cry of a baby. She looks around before finding it rocking back and forth covered in dirt and tears, her short hair a mess but an interesting galaxy.

“What in the world? How did a baby get in here?” She asks as she picks the baby up. “Oh dear, I need to get you cleaned up and checked.” She adds before rushing the baby to the medbay.

She has her hands full for a good few hours, diagnosing Mccree with a severe concussion and a broken back. Winston has a concussion but it’s minor and he wakes up an hour into being in the medbay. Hanzo is the healthiest of the three, only a broken leg to worry about. Angela set his leg and cast it before finally having a moment to look the baby over, starting with a gentle sponge bath and a blood draw, admiring the galaxy her hair is. The baby however, keeps crying. Winston gets up to help her but the baby just cries more from the giant gorilla holding her like she’s yesterday's rotten trash.

“I will go pick up formula and diapers for the child, watch her please.” Angela says, leaving the lost scientist with a screaming baby as Mccree and Hanzo are put back into their room by Zenyatta and Reaper.

The baby keeps screaming and crying until Winston finally calls up Genji.

“Yo!” He answers, playing a video game with Hana before his eardrums are all but blasted from the loud baby crying. “Genji, I need your help. Angela left me with a mystery baby in the medbay and it doesn’t seem to like me.” Winston grimaces. “What makes you think I’m a baby person?” He asks, pausing the game as he turns his sound down. “You spend every Saturday and Wednesday watching Hana.” Winston says plainly. “She’s very much an adult.” Genji says before Hana stuffs veggie straws up her nose for a silly picture. “Okay, point taken.” He huffs. “Will you help me?” Winston pleads. “Yeah, I’ll be down in a few minutes.” He sighs and then hangs up to see Hana taking another picture with the entire bag of veggie straws dumped out on her face.

I fuckin love this!

Angela: okay Hanzo so with your new medication for your depression and anxiety you also have a set sleeping schedule that’ll hopefully help you feel rested and avoid nightmares and sleep paralysis.

Hanzo: Thank you Dr Ziegler.

Angela: And Genji has you put down for two therapy sessions a week with zenyatta but I’ve also put you down for one with me every fortnight and of course my door is open if you need me.

Hanzo: Thank you I appreciate it.

Angela: And one more thing...

Hanzo: Yes? What is it?

Angela: You’re not allowed any alcohol. It’ll affect your medicine too much and disrupt your sleeping cycle. Not to mention your live- Hanzo?

Hanzo: *On his way out the door* IM LEAVING ILL JUST BE MISERABLE THANKS!

Genji: *knowing this would happen* Deploy the cowboy!

Mccree: *steps out in front of the archer* Howdy sugartits~ You wouldn’t be leavin now would you?

Hanzo: *error 404. Sugartits.exe has stopped working*

Overwatch goes roller skating and Lúcio falls on his ass- a ficlet

(Overwatch as in everyone who is in Overwatch after the Rio mission in Overwatch 2, so Lúcio is actually included.) 

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Lúcio hummed the notes to a song that’s been  stuck in his head while he tied the laces to his roller blades. The general morale of the team had been pretty low as of late; and Mei had been the one to suggest them all going out and doing something to take their minds off of the constant stress they all felt. Everyone had agreed to it wholeheartedly (except Genji, who was indifferent. But he was always indifferent except for when he talks with Angela), eyebrows perking up at the suggestion. But when everyone had realized that they hadn’t actually thought about what to do, that’s when Lúcio came in.

“Roller skating..?” Angela said cautiously. Lúcio could tell her mind had instantly begun to think out any possible scenario that resulted in injury. Lena, Mei, and Brigitte, on the other hand, were all for it. 

“Oh, I haven’t been roller skating in ages,” said Lena, already getting excited at the thought, “not since I went with Emily on her birthday a few years ago!” 

At the sight of the younger members getting pumped up, Reinhardt sighed and gave Winston the “I suppose we don’t have a choice” look. Reinhardt had never been roller skating.

So here they all were now, tying up their skates (or blades, in Lúcio’s case) in a little skating rink that they had rented out for the evening, and chattering amongst themselves. Personally, Lúcio was pumped. He hadn’t skated on anything other than his wall-riders in so long, and he had decided not to wear those because he didn’t want them to tear up the floor of the rink. He just needed to remind himself that he can’t wallride in standard roller blades. That would be embarrassing. 

Finished with his laces, Lúcio stood and stretched.

“Yo, everyone ready?!” He called to the team. It was strange to see everyone wearing casual clothing, most of them wearing jeans or leggings with a t-shirt, though Genji still wore his hoodie and sweatpants. At least he was actually wearing clothing. Lena pumped her fist in the air and cheered, while he got confirmation from the rest of them that they all were, in fact, ready. It was time to go into the rink. 

Lena was a natural, whooping and laughing as she blinked past everyone on the rink. Angela had advised against Lena blinking while in skates, but she did it anyways. Angela was calmly skating close to the wall, in a deep conversation with Genji. Genji hadn’t been roller skating since before his... misfortune with his brother, so every once in a while he would slip and Angela would laugh as Genji tried to recover his balance. Brigitte had her hair in a messy bun and was skating with Reinhardt, attempting to keep him steady as he wobbled around on his skates and grasped at the walls. Lúcio was still astonished that the rink even had skates in Reinhardt’s size. Winston and Echo had decided not to join, seeing as neither of them had human feet. But they watched and laughed, enjoying the sight of their teammates and friends finally having fun for a change. Lúcio grinned to himself. It was a hit! 

Lúcio glided across the rink with ease, his loose dreads flowing behind him. This was the best he’s felt in a while, and  look, everyone else was happy too! Because of him! Lúcio sped up and took a sharp turn around the rink, receiving a playful cheer from Mei. He zipped past Reinhardt, who then muttered something in German about children these days. Lúcio began to skate even faster still, letting years and years of practice, and his good mood, take over. He raced Lena, he high-five’d Genji as he blew by,  and he turned the music in his wireless headphones up. He’d forgotten how much fun skating really was when he wasn’t doing it out of necessity. He jumped, he spun, he skated on one foot, everything done without a second thought. Winston and Echo cheered him on, shouting every time he pulled a trick. This was so much fun. Lúcio began to remember a cool trick he’d done the other day out on the field, and set his eyes on one of the rink’s walls. Just a simple bounce off and a flip, he thought to himself, this’ll look SO dope. He let his hand rest lightly on the wall as he skated at a dangerously high speed, and jumped, letting his blades connect to the wall and-

Oh shit. 

Oh shit.

“OH SHIT-”

Lúcio was not wearing wallriders. 

Lúcio shouted as he felt his tailbone explode into a world of pain, and he did a full backwards somersault before coming to a stop on his back. He groaned and sat up slowly, rubbing his head and watching as the team skated up to him. Well, most of the team. Reinhardt bad been left on the other side of the rink, on his knees and laughing so hard tears had formed in his eyes. 

Angela knelt by his side and helped Lúcio stand back up, and he barely suppressed a yelp as he felt another spike of pain up his tailbone. Angela looked Lúcio dead in the eyes.

“Of all the people I thought would be injured tonight,” she said slowly, trying her best to suppress laughter for Lúcio’s sake, “I absolutely did not think it was going to be you.” 

“THE SKATER FELL!” Reinhardt howled from across the room. “HE SKATES EVERY DAY! AND HE FELL! RIGHT ON HIS ASS!”

Lúcio’s face flushed, making the small freckles on his cheeks appear more pronounced as he let out a breathy, embarrassed laugh. 

“I- I thought I had my wallriders! I thought I could just hop up on the wall!” He tried to say as more and more members of the team began to succumb to their laughter. 

“A-are you-” Mei paused to let out a giggle, “Are you all right?” 

“RIGHT ON HIS ASS!” Reinhardt yelled on the other side of the rink. His face was completely red now, and tears were streaming down his cheeks. 

“I’m fine,” Lúcio said. He was totally not fine. This was the most humiliating moment of his life. “Definitely fine.” 

Angela seemed to notice his distress and chuckled, putting her recently chopped hair behind her ear.

“It’s all right Lúcio,” she said. “It happens to all of us.” 

Lúcio cocks his head in confusion.

“What, you all just randomly fall on your asses?” This receives another uproar of laughter. 

Lena shakes her head, giggling, and pipes up.

“No, mate! She means we all slip up sometimes when our brains are on autopilot.” Everyone nods. “One time I was jus’ walking to the kitchen and I thought I saw a figure behind me! Without even thinking, I whipped out my pistols. Turns out I’d left bullet holes in Emily’s chair.” 

“Yeah!” Brigitte said, “I was playing catch with Genji this one time, and his mind totally blanked out, and instead of catching the ball, he sliced it in half!” 

Lúcio laughed in surprise. He looked to Genji, who nodded in confirmation, the only evidence of him actually laughing was his shoulders shaking a little. Mei placed her hands on Lúcio’s shoulder. 

“See, you don’t need to be embarrassed! We’re not going to view you any differently.” She said, smiling sweetly as she pushed her glasses up her nose. 

“Yeah, mate!” Said Lena. She leaned in to whisper in Lúcio’s ear.  “Although, Rein might make fun of you for the rest of your life.”

“Great, I can’t wait for that.” Said Lúcio sarcastically. He was feeling a lot better. It was nice to know that he hadn’t just completely ruined his chance of being viewed as a respectable member of Overwatch, and he was glad to know that even the most graceful of teammates slip up. 

Overwatch changed out of their skates and went back home, everyone in good spirits. Lúcio’s ass hurt for a solid week. 

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Hello, and thank you to anyone who decided to read! I’m relatively new to writing, so if you notice anything that I should change, feel free to comment! Thanks again for reading!!! 

Love the idea of Zen choosing violence.

sincerely sorry guys i got jnto something new Again ☹

Basically Overwatch Characters I main. Zenyatta and Mercy are the top two characters I main(I happen to be the one who usually ends up being support). I can't help but love those two.

Oopsie~

Sorry (Not sorry) Mei-Chan

But idk why I got lifesaver like...

Did I just save someone? Dunno

Ps. Play with real people, I'm using my bro laptop (just screen broken, so he have computer screen that it already have at home) It's pretty good! :3

Here this is what I'm using to play (Thx bro!)

Hopefully I can bring it to home, if my bro won't mind

So I kinda started a sideblog

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i dont even play overwatch anymore XD but happy late valentines day yall