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Hal Jordon - Blog Posts
Concept: an episode of the Justice League cartoon where the MCs get sucked into a 90s teen movie… powers get reset to when they were that age.
Do you think Superman sometimes eats stuff he shouldn't to freak people out
Like, he'll be in a Justice League meeting, and he'll just start casually eating a chair
Doing gods work for James Gunn. I will forever push this agenda.
Freddy (not thinking): he’s not my father !
Hal (not buying it): uhhuh you ran out of ideas “junior”
Freddy: Im the wizards son! Not the champions!
Hal (buffering): oh .. OH! 😥
Freddy: yeah so after he got chosen we started dating
Hal: so after your dad died
Freddy (eyes rolling): yeah that to
Hal: oh
Proceeds to accidentally start a huge rumor about how they both fought for the Champion position and the wizards son lost. Legit sounding like Romeo and Juliet
The rest of the family showing up, not at all looking blood related to each other. They are heard to be “sharing” the champions power.
Hal and Barry gossiping watching it all. And the plot thickens!
Freddy and Billy have been dating for a year now but the justice league think they’re father and son. This is my take on how the JL found out that they were definitely not father and son.
Billy looking for Freddy after a rough battle: Junior! Where are you?!
Freddy who took a hit but can still stand: Cap, I’m over here.
Billy running to see his boyfriend: Are you ok? Are you hurt anywhere?!
Freddy taking Billy’s hands so they cup his cheeks: I’m fine.
Billy relived: *kisses Freddy*
Hal in the back: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Billy and Freddy: What?
Hal: What?! What do you mean What?! You can’t go around kissing your son Cap!
Billy disgusted at the thought: No we’re not—
Hal: Like I get it, you guys are ancient gods but that’s not an ok thing to do in the present!
Billy becoming impatient : Can I please talk—
Hal ignoring him: Maybe it was normal back then but it’s not acceptable now!
Billy: HE’S NOT MY SON!!! Gods where did you get that idea?
Hal:…he’s not?
Billy and Freddy: NO!
Hal: I just thought since he’s Cap junior that he’s your son.
Freddy: No we just ran out of ideas with the hero names.
Hal:…So you two are dating?
Billy: Yeah, we’ve been together for a year.
Hal:…Forget I said anything then.
Freddy: Gladly!
I love how in fanfics Hal either hates the idea of being given m*ney or is literally a whore for it
Batfamily and Dc Video
I don't know how to reblog but @anyknotrants made a post saying that the Justice league is just a big family business and I find it funny if someone asks ( like a reporter ) how you get into the Justice League and instead of saying "We have a meeting to see if we want a hero in the Justice League." the person on LIVE TV says "Sorry it is a family business now everyone is trying to find out how everyone in the Justice League ( and the other super hero teams ) are related to one-another.
I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.
Batman- we all like batman
Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.
Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.
Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.
Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.
Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.
Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.
Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing
This is my list so far like the last one it can change.
