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Happy ides of march everybody!
Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
Decided to bake a little something to celebrate.
Just my humble little contribution to the ides of march celebration.
Sorry for any grammatical error, English is not my first language.
Sounds fairly accurate to how they responded in real life surprisingly.
Antony: oh my God, they killed Caesar!
Cleopatra: You bastards!!
LOL=Leaping off lanista
Is Your Child Texting About Ancient Rome?
OMFG= oh, my fire's gone! (thanks Crassus)
WTF=where's the flammeum? (seriously, I'm about to get married here)
SMH= Someone marry her (off)
IDC= I'm dating Cleopatra
IDK=I'm dating Kleopatra (but spelled in the original Greek way)
BTW= Bring the wine (they're probably texting a slave)
LMAO= let's murder an official
GTG= get the garum
IKR- I killed the republic
He’s past the point of nooo return!
On this day: January 10, 49 BCE
Julius Caesar led a single legion south over the Rubicon from Cisalpine Gaul to Italy. In doing so, he broke the law on imperium and ignited civil war.
This is so accurate!
me *submitting a paper 5 minutes before the due date without proofreading it *: alea iacta est
Bad Ancient Rome Joke
Lissa Dragomir: So what do Mark Antony, Julius Caesar, and Cleopatra have in common?
Rose Hathaway: Threesome!
Lissa Dragomir: Can you honestly not take ANYTHING seriously?!
Rose Hathaway: It wouldn’t be as fun if I did.
Julius Caesar after bailing Antony out of jail for the tenth time: You seriously can’t stay out of trouble for five fucking minutes?! This is the last time I’m paying.
Mark Antony: You just keep telling yourself that.
LOL.
The Romans When They're Drunk
Caesar: He doesn't get drunk, and no one encourages him to. They don't know what he's like drunk, and they don't want to know
Antony: Is a really happy drunk. Cuddles with everyone and impulsively buys all kinds of nonsense. When he wakes up in the morning he's surrounded by his drunk purchases but has no idea who drained his bank account.
Brutus: Sobs hysterically, an absolute wreck. Tells you his whole life story and you'll find him throwing up in the bathroom later, Cassius holding his hair back while he has to listen to him cry about his past for the millionth time.
Octavian: Starts giving speeches to everyone while standing on the table. He thinks they're motivational, but they're complete gibberish.
Cassius: A bold, angry drunk. Will fight anyone and can make literally anything into a weapon.
Pompey: Calls everybody beautiful and suddenly is under the impression that he can sing and dance.
Caesar: Knowing when to shut up.
Tertulla: Remembering when friends’ and relatives’ birthdays are.
Brutus: Any sense of self-preservation.
Cassius: Seriously guys! It was a rhetorical question.
Cassius: other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?
Damn! This is both funny and accurate.
Can I Copy Your Homework?
Caesar: I'll help you with it!
Cassius: Yeah sure
Antony: Bold of you to assume I did the homework
Pompey: Lol nope
Brutus: Wait we had homework??
Octavian: *Read 5:55 PM*
The murder of Gaius Julius Caesar, 44 BC
