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How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell
Hell yes >:)
They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^
(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)
Cw/Tw for some swearing
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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip
Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing
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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!
Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!
Dashi: YES!!
Shellington: GOOD
Dashi: GOOD
Shellington: GOOD
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Dashi: honk
Peso, confused: ...what?
Shellington: HØŇĶ
Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-
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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*
Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?
Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California
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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics
Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-
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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*
Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*
Random person: Can you stop-
Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪
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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!
Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^
Professor Inkling: I advise against it-
Dashi: Why?
Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-
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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?
Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*
Dashi: but yes you can
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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-
Shellington: Dashi...
Shellington: That's a leaf...
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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??
Dashi:
Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-
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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50
Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them
Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire
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Shellington: What do you want to do today?
Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination
Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;
Dashi: You are my world >:)
Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3
Dashi:
Dashi:
Dashi: how the-
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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-
Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER
Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand
Dashi: ...
Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned
Dashi: I-
Shellington: I also called Peso
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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake
Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear
Shellington: Ok-
Shellington: Wait...
Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?
Dashi: ...
Dashi: Um...
Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...
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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can
Dashi: This is a lie-
Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie
Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!
Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-
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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-
Requests + Asks are still open ^^