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Button Popping - Blog Posts
The little buff lesbian in your office couldn't help but take more than one of the glazed blueberry donuts you left in the break room with a post-it note that read:
"DO NOT TAKE MORE THAN ONE!"
Not heeding your vague warnings, her skin turned a blueish-purple hue, and her stomach started to balloon up...
Mind if I wear this sweater when we meet your friends?
I came home to BabyGirl @chunkubis-xxx spilling out of these shorts. She told me that someone donated a sushi platter, so she ate all of it. I was astounded. They fit just this morning... at this rate, by next summer, those won't go up past her knees 😈
Did a small clothing try on with some shorts from last summer I’ve grown out of thanks to an anonymous donation. I stuffed my belly with a platter of sushi and was (literally) popping out of my shorts