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3 weeks ago

no because. how can you be sure its actually clean of the last drink that was dispensed from it??? do they just have a System of Rotating Straws attached to the drinks in there that switch around like a fuckin 8-track CD as to avoid using a Communal Dispensing Pipe that would become contaminated (see attached figure)???? Do they wash it out with water???? so many questions

No Because. How Can You Be Sure Its Actually Clean Of The Last Drink That Was Dispensed From It??? Do
I Can't Stand These New Fountain Machines They Dispense Watered Down Piss

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss


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3 weeks ago

thoughts on bathrooms?

Scary

3 weeks ago
tweet reading: "in my dream last night tomodachi life miis had this animation when u entered their apartment sometimes, zoomed in on upper body and arm would be moving up and down, like, y'know, and it'd zoom out over 10-15 seconds to reveal they were just rubbing a stain off their shirt"
an MS paint drawing of a basic male mii with a red shirt in three phases: in the first phase, it is zoomed in with him looking down and his arm implied to be moving; in the second phase, his full body is shown and he is merely rubbing his shirt; in the third, he looks to the viewer and says "All gone!"

in honor of the new tomodachi life announcement here's a dream i had last year

3 weeks ago
I Love Reddit So Fucking Much

i love reddit so fucking much

3 weeks ago

see him schmoove

See Him Schmoove
3 weeks ago

Woah mama we all go to hell

3 weeks ago
Definitely One Of The Funniest Feature Discord Has Added.

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

2 months ago

was cleaning out my folders and re-found one of my all time favourite videos

6 months ago
They Are Swimming Around Ur Blog
They Are Swimming Around Ur Blog

they are swimming around ur blog

6 months ago
( You've Been Booped !! )
( You've Been Booped !! )
( You've Been Booped !! )

( you've been booped !! )

reblog to give the mutuals a boop critter

1 year ago

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

1 year ago

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

1 year ago

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

1 year ago
Neil!!!
Neil!!!
Neil!!!
Neil!!!

Neil!!!

1 year ago
It's Time

It's time

1 year ago

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

4 years ago
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐
Some Of The Bachelors And Bachelorettes 💐

some of the bachelors and bachelorettes 💐

im terribly sorry for shane and maru fans, i already drew them but i didn't like how they turned out ;; ill try to redo them sometime!!

4 years ago
We Really Out There Making Fun Of Abby For Eating Rocks When The Farmer Swallows Whole Ass Plates Huh

we really out there making fun of abby for eating rocks when the farmer swallows whole ass plates huh

4 years ago
This Vine Still Gives Me Life
This Vine Still Gives Me Life

This vine still gives me life

4 years ago
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends
Stardew Valley Valentines, Send Them To Your Sweethearts And Friends

Stardew Valley valentines, send them to your sweethearts and friends

4 years ago

Abbreviations

DNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos

DNDNDND

- A dnd themed sex shop with an all-american restaurant on the side, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners

DNDND-D&D

- DNDND the sex shop for all your dungeon needs at a reasonable price, now with a mobile option, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos (now with) Drive-thrus and Deals

DNDNDNDNDNDWD&D

- the DnDnDnD themed show where Matt mercer visits many locations across america, while also finding great deals on minis and sandwich, Dungeons and Dragons and Dildos and Diners and Dragons and Dives with Deals and Delis

4 years ago

hfkjdhbkljsdh

how does this work oh go d ogh fuck!!!!


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