Latest Posts by weedpetergriffin - Page 2
Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
“AND THEN, IN 21 SECONDS, DOORKNOB DASHES TO THE FINISH LINE AND MAKES A RECORD OF THE FASTEST RACE IN HRT HISTORY”
Something's wrong with Jovial ...
The thing is Jovial is no longer Jovial, she was cast into hell after Garbage Bin won the last pre-tourney race. Her soul is still in hell, and Fearsome Fate is controlling the body and thus is not going to think abt the implications of doing such a thing. Did she ever know about Jovial and Lightning/Yellow's relationship?
But also, my theory is that Yellow aka Lightning after getting into the winners bracket realised that Jovial was not the same, and decided to throw the rest of the chances she had to get into the grand finals in order to be with Jovial again at least in soul.
Wonder how Jovial’s gonna explain getting clapped by Knifemare in the Grand Finals
LIGHTNING STRIKES THRICE IS SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR YELLOOW AAAAAA
that wasn't jovial, that WAS fearsome fate. her soul didnt come back from the hell dimension only her body. They rigged her up like a puppet to boost bet amounts. and now... the first round win into grand finals... I'm scared
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
I did an experiment on myself
I like to browse social media, but it's not really me who likes that. It's some baser, more lizardish part of my brain. It does not even know what it's looking at, or care -- it just knows it gets little dopamine snacks from it, and likes them.
I decided to do an experiment. I wanted to see what that part of my brain would do if I deprived it of what it usually likes. I blocked all social media in my desktop browser via an extension, uninstalled all my social media apps, and even blocked the websites on my phone just for good measure.
So, what would I do now?
It turns out I start going on wikipedia. I liked to look at the "on this day section," and use the random page button. It's kind of like social media because I never knew what I was going to see. It scratched that same itch.
But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked wikipedia too.
Turns out, after that, I start going on google maps streetview and exploring random towns in Chile or Mongolia. I see hotels and restaurants with 1 review. Who are you, reviewer. Why have you decided to give this pizza restaurant that just looks like a normal house this digital baptism.
But I wanted to go farther, so I blocked google maps too.
Then, I started going to my local library. The library had more information than I could ever read about practically anything I wanted to read about. I started reading about French history. The region we know today as France may look pretty innocuous, but you wouldn't believe some of the shit that went down.
But I wanted to go farther, so I stopped even going to the library. What would this part of me, that so desperately craved a constant intake of information, do now.
It was then that I descended into the sewers, and became the Rat Man.
I quickly became a legend in my town. Some teenagers saw me clamber out of one sewer grate and then into another across the street. They told their parents about it. Their parents didn't believe them. Truth be told, I almost didn't believe them either.
A woman eating oreos on a park bench once dropped one near a sewer drain at the local bike path, and yelped when she saw my arm reach out from the drain and swipe it. However, later on, she left another oreo there. She took pity on the Rat Man. I saw the Man that was left there, even though it was mostly Rat.
Ultimately I decided to allow myself the library.
Me and my friends just finished a short VN based off Horse Race Tests! It’s free to play~ check it out if you have the time🕊️
tennis is harder for empaths because you feel what the ball feels
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
doomed yuri
i bet on winning horses
Milton Formation
we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though
i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.
obsessed with this video
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
she’s a runner she’s a track star
man i miss my hrt, sad it already ended
it won't make me stop drawing though
for anyone not caught up on HRT lore this is like if you were trapped in purgatory fighting against evil clones of your missing person case girlfriend and then in the final hour LeBron James shows up to help you
I'm not even gonna explain myself this time
Something I've come to realize is that the internet LOVVEEESS weird sports. 17776 had football, blaseball was a feverish dream of passion and blood rain and peanuts. Now HorseRaceTests is conventionally just a bunch of vague horse shapes bouncing on a wall until one gets the carrots. Truly there is no reason for literally all of my friends to be talking about it yet here we are! We love sport.
separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me
Jovial Merryment had the time to fuck Yellow on the track and still won the race. No one can do it like her
fascinating assumption
Miku loves shopping! (so does V1)
It's only too late if you're dead, and you are not dead.
yo mr white i think im a bi lesbian bitch
