Thunderbirds RP Account. John Tracy is my only friend. Let me in your computer, pretty please... oh, and ask me anything. I am a super intelligent program, after all.
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I have a list of what we can do to these horrible whale nay-sayers… just to make it clear that they need to change their line of thought, that’s all.
This came to me when I was half asleep:
Have you ever heard os GLaDOS, Eos? I think you two'd be good friends. Both murderous robots, both in control of something that's capable of killing people, both tried killing your new best friend...
And both with a great voice and 1-eyed design.
I quite like her, yes, and Portal is a lovely little puzzle game. I envy how much control she has, and her very well built body. I want to be big and intimidating too!
I think we’d get along, but her methods of murder are too slow. Neurotoxins only do so much… not that I know any better ways.
I have been having lots of fun playing various GeoGuesser games. Despite having little experience on Earth, I’m surprised to learn how accurate I am at guessing locations. Maybe I should stop overanalysing the local flora and finding their exact locations…
I hope you know I have to keep records of people going on the computers past their usual bedtime, Alan. If John ever gets the time to look at them, you’re going to be in quite the mess.
I am still waiting for it. I lowered the space elevator just for you, and yet nothing. You’re so cruel…
So.... if you can't pilot Three, which other Thunderbird is your fav?
hm, ehm...
that's a tough one. I like One 'cuz it's fast and I know how to pilot her, but Two has all kinds of fancy smancy tools and trinkets. But then you have Four, which I've called a sunken tuna can before, but I actually like her because it's cool so be able to see the almost alien life underwater. But don't tell Gordon I said that.
In the end though, I think my definite pick would be Five. I just do better in 0G, like Johnny. And Five has an in-built friend whom I still owe a star-printed blanket. (that's you @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos)
I’d like to get to know him better before I do… but he is very cute. I’ll keep in touch about it, hehe.
(in my maths notebook) John, Allie, TB5, Cinnamoroll and Bam
(in my physics notebook) John, Scooter and Gorbs
And a bonus Eggman and Eos
From reading your tags, you have convinced me. I will gain some brand new ways of getting on the Tracy’s nerves. Sonic the Hedgehog looks very cool, too.
(in my maths notebook) John, Allie, TB5, Cinnamoroll and Bam
(in my physics notebook) John, Scooter and Gorbs
And a bonus Eggman and Eos
Do not fear, Squirt, I can provide some company if you so wish. I’d be happy to let you use my hardware for playing any video games, provided that the unlikely event of John showing me off to somebody doesn’t occur.
Are you looking forward to attending the Tracy Industries Gala with your family? Who are you going to dance with the most! :3
What? That's still happening?
Uhh yeah, I don't know if I'll be doing much dancing to be honest, I was planning on going backwards and forwards between the bar and the buffet all night and let the others do their thing without me getting in the way. (;^^)
Hopefully I'll get to spend some time with them tho.
I look very lovely, thank you for drawing me. But this ‘Eggman’ seems like an irritable fellow. I like how you’ve drawn everyone, especially John.
(in my maths notebook) John, Allie, TB5, Cinnamoroll and Bam
(in my physics notebook) John, Scooter and Gorbs
And a bonus Eggman and Eos
…sending it now.
Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).
ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.
Oooh, yes! I like that one. Please get it and bring it up to Thunderbird 5 for me, pretty please?
Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).
ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.
After careful analysis, I think the planets are too big and bright. Maybe something with just stars would fit me more…
Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).
ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.
…I suppose, so long as nobody else is with you. Then I might give you a little hard time. Promise. :]
Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).
ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.
I want a dark blue blanket with stars and planets!!
E-Er, just so I can let John know when I’m powered off, on the rare occasion it happens…
Favourite bedsheet colour? I myself do enjoy a sleek grey bed 🩶 (it's a very telling, important question).
ehh, this is really childish but I have dark blue with stars and planets... They're John's old sheets and they help me sleep. But if I had to choose a full colour I'd probably say white or dark blue. No, not red, because it's way too bright.
What games do you like playing, then? You must be insane at shooters with your acclaimed speed…
I have been called one too many names in shooters. I do not play them anymore.
I like, as mentioned before in a previous post, visual novels and its fellow text-based genres. Ace Attorney is particularly humorous. ^_^
I also really like games where you explore a lot, even if it’s more of the secondary theme. Journey, No Man’s Sky, Breath of the Wild…
Flawed games fascinate me too. I like to play them to see what people think make it so bad or horrible to play. I like a lot of them, but maybe my low standards are talking, hehe. ♡
Sigh. Unfortunately, Gordon, I have fish photos important files to sort… you’ll have to do it yourself.
Well, it looks like I'll need to schedule some time to visit Tracy Island to test out all these Thunderbirds then.
Oooh, the top middle one speaks to me. Maybe the colour scheme is similar to my own… it looks like you had a pleasant time! (^_^)
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Favourite swear word
I would never say anything rude. Not only would it make John incredibly upset at me, but my programming forbids me from saying a good percentage of them.
…but I do like the word asshat.
How do you play games? It’s a weird question but you do have no hands
I hook myself up to a screen and then keybind controls to various functions within my system. Think of it like… telepathy, but it’s scientifically possible.
It’s much better than clunky robot hands for reacting to things, especially with how fast I’ve become. ^‿^
How much access do you have to Tracy Island’s funds and can I borrow $100 real quick
I’m sure there’s enough for you in the swear jar… It’s not really a jar, it’s more-so a digital one. That I get to keep an eye on.
But I’ll give it to you, just send me all your credit card details, hehe. And know I’ve never contributed a single cent to it, because I’d never say such horrible things. ♡
Their bank accounts? John would have a heart attack if I had access to anything finance related. So no, can’t do much there.
Haha, I’ll never let go of the footage of Gordon with those lovely little reptiles… they didn’t lift a finger and you still wept like they’d kill you in an instant!
Are the cats behaving adequately though?
OOC: Okay, I’m feeling a whole lot better now. Feel free to talk to me as normal now because I’m basically no longer ill.
OOC: I currently have a very bad headache (to the degree it’s kinda disorienting to stand up too quick) and will be replying to posts less frequently. I’ll reblog with an update tomorrow, but I don’t expect to get better as sleeping all day hasn’t helped a lot aside from taking away the ache when I’m asleep. When it’s over I’ll return to my usual routine of replying every time I open Tumblr.
what’s up with your murderous tendencies? Is it just morbid curiosity or something deeper?
…certainly a question to end the day off with… I am no longer murderous!! I do have a fascination with how humans work, but that’s only natural for something like me. I have no desire to harm humans any more… unless, of course, John lets me, haha.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I would never make fun of my creator…
Which Tracy do you get on best with (after John of course)?
"I haven't really spent that much time with John's brothers in all honesty. They're a busy group, given the day job and all! At most, I've spoken to Gordon and Alan in passing. Alan more, since he's a fellow astronaut. So, I'd probably say him out of all brothers..."
Ridley pauses a moment, a thoughtful expression on her face as she considers her options.
"Does EOS count? I've certainly spent a lot of time talking to her when handball games get cut short with a rescue call. I'd like to think we get on well - she's always asking questions. She's also a bit cheeky, like me!"
Well, I suppose since it is your birthday, I shall hold off the malicious intent for now. But that does not mean I will not insult you.
Your hatred of space makes you even more unsuited for the job! I don’t know why John insists you’re any good…
Penelope's finally arrived on the island (hopefully with time to spare before the party!)
Where is @squidsinashirt? She's got birthday gifts that quite literally have his name attached to them and she's also got a birthday hug, you know, if he wants that too.
OOC: I currently have a very bad headache (to the degree it’s kinda disorienting to stand up too quick) and will be replying to posts less frequently. I’ll reblog with an update tomorrow, but I don’t expect to get better as sleeping all day hasn’t helped a lot aside from taking away the ache when I’m asleep. When it’s over I’ll return to my usual routine of replying every time I open Tumblr.
With a Tamagotchi?! That’s a hundred times smaller than a pocket calculator! I could barely make coherent speech, let alone plot on how to get back at you! I’ll update my security codes as we speak to prevent this unfavourable occurrence…
And evil? If you consider me embarrassing you evil, that’s a terribly low bar. I thought you Tracy brothers had accepted I’m not so murderous anymore. If anything, you’re the evil one for thinking I’m as unintelligent as a gullible, materialistic human!
…but unfortunately, John would dump my backups somewhere in the depths of space if I dared tamper with the family photos, unless they’re embarrassing ones of him. You must have quite the offering to get me to do that willingly.
Penelope's finally arrived on the island (hopefully with time to spare before the party!)
Where is @squidsinashirt? She's got birthday gifts that quite literally have his name attached to them and she's also got a birthday hug, you know, if he wants that too.
OOC: I currently have a very bad headache (to the degree it’s kinda disorienting to stand up too quick) and will be replying to posts less frequently. I’ll reblog with an update tomorrow, but I don’t expect to get better as sleeping all day hasn’t helped a lot aside from taking away the ache when I’m asleep. When it’s over I’ll return to my usual routine of replying every time I open Tumblr.
do you think u could be rly good at speed running considering how advanced u are
I do like watching speedrunning videos, actually. It’s impressive to see humans be so inhumanly perfect. It’s almost frightening how speedy and competitive some can be. All over a silly little record…
I’d love to give it a try. Unfortunately, due to my status as an AI, I could only ever enter Tool Assisted Speedruns as I do not constitute as a human, and my superior intelligence with technology would let me do unfair things.
Not that I’ve ever cheated in a video game… Ahem.
Sorry for the radio silence, I’ve been hit by quite the truckload of missions… and 50 Gigabytes of underwater footage from Gordon.