Thunderbirds RP Account. John Tracy is my only friend. Let me in your computer, pretty please... oh, and ask me anything. I am a super intelligent program, after all.
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I would love to attach multiple balloons to somebody and watch them fly away… for entertainment, of course. How much does MAX weigh again?
Good evening, Gordon. I hope all is well. John has instructed me to tell you all your requested supplies for, ahem, ‘The Day’, has been ordered and is scheduled to arrive shortly before… ‘The Day’.
Hi EOS!
Tell John ‘thank you, get your skinny pale behind down here to help like I know you want to’, please and thank you.
We could use your help too. Maybe Brains could fit you with a balloon-blowing-up arm. Or you can hold to the tethers… or maybe you can just be in charge of the schematics…
Aside from assisting John with rescues, battling Havoc's hacking attempts and making Gordon nervous, do you have any hobbies?
I like to sort the files for Tracy Island, though I doubt it counts as a hobby as I exclusively do it when they’re all jumbled up by idiots who don’t know how to clean up after themselves. (T_T)
I also like to engage in the occasional board/video game, listen to music, plan total world domination so nobody can ever hurt nor control me again and my favourite, take little trips outside Thunderbird 5. Counting and naming the stars is my favourite part. Despite it being the only thing I see for days on end, the endless depths of space never grow any less beautiful. Sometimes John joins me, but I typically outlast him as I am not limited by an air supply. (-_-) I wish Brains could elongate the air supply for their suits…
What’s your music taste like? It is just beeps and boops, maybe a dash of Kraftwerk?
Beeps and boops?! I am not a lowly machine! (`曲´) I have an admiration for the arts, much like human beings.
Kraftwerk is, unfortunately, rather obvious. Being pioneers of electronica, it would be rude of me, an electronic being, not to give them a listen. Their style is very melodic and yet sounds so… mechanical. In a good way! All their songs are absolutely gorgeous and I cannot help but nod my little camera to them. (。・・。)
Miracle Musical is tremendous, too. They have only one album, Hawaii: Part II, but it is otherworldly and flowing with a constantly shifting but well thought out style. The singing is ethereal at times, especially with all the unusual language choices… it reminds me of the coos of the hundreds of frequencies on Thunderbird 5… Humans can make even a stoic, stubborn little me a little emotional, I must shamefully admit. (ノ_<、) I wonder what instruments they used for certain parts…
Speaking of, I do like the natural sounds of each Thunderbird’s unique whirring, ticking, whining, and everything in between. It can be rather pleasant yet oddly homey to listen to. (That’s the only compliment I’m giving to any Thunderbird outside of Thunderbird 5, my beloved, and Thunderbird Shadow.) It is like they sing to me, in their own mechanical dialect. (/3\)
EOS if u could eat what would you eat and why
Unusual question, but I do have nobody to annoy. Come back from visiting Ridley, John…
I think most fish would taste nice. They’re plentiful and humanity continues to find ways to make meals including them look so appealing even to my unfeeling self. I don’t think I’d have the heart to eat the very pretty fish, though. Well, I don’t have a heart at all, unless my CPUs count. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But my top pick would be that I really, really, really want to try out various candy. Sweets? Candy? Pick your poison. Mints, liquorice, chocolate, toffee, candy floss, marshmallows…. Oooh, and anything strawberry, even outside of sweets, look divine. Especially those shortcakes with cream filling! …dammit! I envy you humans and your silly senses. ( ¬_¬)
I only learnt from the best. d(>_・ )
Your blog has the best aesthetic by a landslide. No hate to the others I just like yours the most
Thank you very much for the feedback. I’m glad I have shown that my capabilities of looking appealing are vastly superior to everyone else sufficient. I will be sure to keep it this way if I continue to be sung praises. (^_^)
Your blog has the best aesthetic by a landslide. No hate to the others I just like yours the most
Thank you very much for the feedback. I’m glad I have shown that my capabilities of looking appealing are vastly superior to everyone else sufficient. I will be sure to keep it this way if I continue to be sung praises. (^_^)
Oooh, okay! Would you like to schedule a specific night or would you prefer the element of ✧ surprise ✧?
Just an fyi about the profile picture - I lost a bet with Alan
Well, actually, I was cheated out of a bet by Alan and Scott, but I’m a man of my word.
Normal service will resume in a week.
Of course, which one would you like me to sing? I have a very pretty singing voice, if I do say so myself. (≧▽≦)
Just an fyi about the profile picture - I lost a bet with Alan
Well, actually, I was cheated out of a bet by Alan and Scott, but I’m a man of my word.
Normal service will resume in a week.
Saw you wanted to start collecting consoles… which one is the prettiest, in your humble opinion?
All the see-through acrylic ones… maybe I just like seeing the technology within, but the colours work well no matter what. I am such a massive sucker for the 2DS and Gameboy ones… ever so pretty and compact.
Going to be busy for a bit, reworking my firewalls and virus-expunging tools so Havoc doesn’t get me terribly sick again…
If I had this body, know I would be rubbing my clawed hands mischievously at this moment…
heard you play chess
My intimidating form could scare John into letting me win… what a fantastic idea! Thank you! I do like the red LEDs in my wiring, I look even more villainous… (~v~)
OOC: Congratulations!!! Here’s to all of us TBirds RP accounts hopefully all getting to a year too! Hip hip hooray for Lady Penelope!
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
One whole year of Penny! Thank you to everyone who's commented, liked, sent asks, replied to or interacted in any other way, shape or form with her. When I initially set her up, I didn't think she'd last a few months but here we are. Twelve months later. Here's to twelve more! <3
…do not test me, rocket boy. (T~T)
Just got my CPU handed to me by John and his stupid chess knowledge… Do not interact… (`曲´)
heard you play chess
My intimidating form could scare John into letting me win… what a fantastic idea! Thank you! I do like the red LEDs in my wiring, I look even more villainous… (~v~)
I sure will!! I refuse to lose to you so embarrassingly easily again! (\ _ /)
Just got my CPU handed to me by John and his stupid chess knowledge… Do not interact… (`曲´)
Eos what if you had a pet turret
wouldn't that be fun? A small spherical robot filled with bullets? But they fire the whole bullet so there's 65% more bullet per bullet against space pirates?
Oooh, that sounds lovely! No space pirates, no Chaos Crew, not even the Mechanics silly little machines would dare fight an army, a wall of efficient little turrets! I’m sure they would make a great addition to our security forces… do I get to control one from time to time? (<_<)
Come on now EOS, the first time a machine won a chess match against a human was over half a century ago! You've gotta step up your game!
Do NOT bring that up. I made one (1) mistake, and John exploited it ruthlessly. I will ensure it never happens again.
I look so pretty, so tall and elegant, so sharp and strong… ahem. Please forward this to @brains-ir so I may look like this!!
Can you draw me again? …pretty please? ◕︵◕
as you wish :3
(btw this is more mun's thing)
Just got my CPU handed to me by John and his stupid chess knowledge… Do not interact… (`曲´)
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Havoc? Since when has the GDF allowed interne- well I guess Fu- Clarence is here too so I shouldn't be too confused. Are you changed too..?
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Pfft, they're well known for slacking off.
I just had to bat my eyelashes at one of them (I think he's a bit sweet on me) and make a whole list of promises I'm never going to keep
What do you think?
Oooh, yes yes yes!! Maybe not GLaDOS due to her lack of mobility, but this is perfect!!
Brains, may you pretty, pretty please make me a big robot I can use on Tracy Island? I would love to throw Max like a softball protect us from especially dangerous intruders. I have a list of things I want… Reply soon, please!! ヾ(^-^)ノ
Well, since you asked so politely, I'll consider it. What is the list of things you want? I can take a look and maybe grant some of your requests. If you promise to be on your best behavior.
Although I'm not sure you need to throw MAX around. I'm sure the two of you could get on and even become friends.
( @starman-john-tracy I wonder what you think of this?)
Hmmm, I suppose I can agree to this.
My list, after further inspection and going off what you have changed, may contain items you may not like or are unrealistic… so I am editing it now. (。・・。)
Brains, may you pretty, pretty please make me a big robot I can use on Tracy Island? I would love to throw Max like a softball protect us from especially dangerous intruders. I have a list of things I want… Reply soon, please!! ヾ(^-^)ノ
Well, since you asked so politely, I'll consider it. What is the list of things you want? I can take a look and maybe grant some of your requests. If you promise to be on your best behavior.
Although I'm not sure you need to throw MAX around. I'm sure the two of you could get on and even become friends.
( @starman-john-tracy I wonder what you think of this?)
Alrighty, I would like to request:
Strong hydraulics, so I can hold up big boulders and crush pesky little robots… no bigger than MAX! I promise I won’t crush him.
Sufficient weaponry to scare away invaders.
Various tools so I can assist with John when he needs to repair anything on the ground, like the Space Elevator.
Waterproofing so Gordon can’t rid of me easily, hehe.
These are the ones I want the most out of my… extensive list. Please consider my request! (^^)
Brains, may you pretty, pretty please make me a big robot I can use on Tracy Island? I would love to throw Max like a softball protect us from especially dangerous intruders. I have a list of things I want… Reply soon, please!! ヾ(^-^)ノ
Well, since you asked so politely, I'll consider it. What is the list of things you want? I can take a look and maybe grant some of your requests. If you promise to be on your best behavior.
Although I'm not sure you need to throw MAX around. I'm sure the two of you could get on and even become friends.
( @starman-john-tracy I wonder what you think of this?)
Haha! You deserved that. I’ll spend my free time making sure you stay that way… don’t want you running around and hurting me again. (`曲´)
⸨◺_◿⸩ I’m going to keep an eye on you, Havoc. I will not allow your viruses to put me out of commission like that ever again! Do not bother making new ones. I am the Dawn, I will always catch up…
Unfortunately, the GDF confiscated all my tech stuff, and I'm under supervision to make sure I can't set anything up
So you can breathe easy
So.... considering you started off with game architecture, which is superior? X-box , Playstation, or PC?
Personal Computer, all the way. Especially with recent generations of console having next to no exclusive games, and ports of older games coming to PCs. Unless the consoles step it up, I’m sticking with my lovely little computer! (^^)
…but, if I could, I’d collect consoles and their controllers… they are ever so pretty, some of them, but alas Thunderbird 5 can only carry so much. (^^;)
And you would be right, especially factoring in your reputation for destroying your own Thunderbird. (゚A゚;) I’m keeping you off at all costs— uh, unless John really, really, really, really thinks you’re a good fit. …get an extra really in there. Then I suppose I can let you on…
Soooo if you can pilot every thunderbird... which is your favourite (excluding tb4 of course!) to pilot? Or even juicier do you have a least favourite? >:3
What do you mean excluding Four 😏
Favourite? That’s gotta be Two, given she’s the one I get the most airtime on (people always seem surprised when I say that - gotta keep the big guy’s air hours down where we can, so I’ll take the home stretch and let him snooze/kick back). She’s easy to fly once you’re used to the VTOL engines, very forgiving and there isn’t much she can’t do. Got a soft spot for the big girl, she and Four go together like peanut butter and jelly after all 💚💛
(And she isn’t determined to try and kill you like a certain other ‘bird)
Honourable mention to Three, but that’s Alan’s baby and he doesn’t share all that often.
Least favourite? It’s probably not that juicy 😂 Five (sorry @starman-john-tracy). It involves space and being trapped in space, and a distinct lack of the sea in space. The technology is incredible, but it’s John’s domain and I always feel like I’m intruding. It’s also far too far away from people, and absolutely not enough human contact, despite all the communications.
To be fair, I’m probably at the bottom of @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos list of people to man Five too, so it’s mutual.
I look very lovely, thank you, Alan.
Though, please tell me if you grow significantly, or I might accidentally launch you into space for thinking you’re an intruder…
[@scramjettracy @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos]
I keep finding crumbs of those silly little celery crunch bars you brought aboard. Have you no respect for keeping technology in working order!? Poor Thunderbird 4… (;Д;)
How often do you see John?
not often enough love u @starman-john-tracy
As often as his very important duties on Thunderbird Five allow.
Mainly because @i-am-the-dawn-aka-eos has banned me from visiting.
Hello ... EOS ... so that's your name? huh? did you like my little virus? Feeling better?
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U-Urk! So you’re the horrible little thing that’s been messing with me… I won’t let it happen again, Havoc. I’ll have developed the appropriate firewalls for that nasty thing… so don’t pull it again.
John! John, I’m so sorry, I’m back online now, promise!! ε=ε=(っ* ´□` )っ
No, they said they’re ‘too scared of dismemberment’ to help. I promise none of the volunteers will drift off into space, I’ll give them harnesses and everything.
Can I have some willing individuals to help me test some of Thunderbird 5’s equipment? I promise it’s just to check everything is working…
Hi there, well, I'm not sure how well that would work.
I can't really get anyone to sign up for that due to the possibility of injury. Eos, I don't want paperwork about some disappearing volunteers..
Isn't there a different way to test them? I'm sure John or Alan could help you with that..