Somehow Instead Of Saying "as A Treat", I've Started Using The Phrase "for Morale", As If My Body Is

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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his audition (solo dance) first mission fancam (kill this love team)

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

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"can't two guys just be friends?" no they cannot!! hope this helps <3

10 months ago

the writers of supernatural were actually so misogynistic that for fifteen years they would pretty much only write complex relationships for their main male characters with other male characters, where if somehow any of those male characters had a meaningful relationship with any woman, she would eventually be killed off so the men could go back to their Natural State of only forming close relationships with other men, and then...they had the audacity to wonder why everyone thought all those men were gay

11 months ago

do motorcyclists put rear view dash cams up their ass?!?!?!?!?!?


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11 months ago

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

11 months ago

guards! reduce that man's prostate to dust

i made memes so I might as well post them here

I Made Memes So I Might As Well Post Them Here
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howie-mandel-apologist - testicles and string cheese
testicles and string cheese

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