"can't Two Guys Just Be Friends?" No They Cannot!! Hope This Helps

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

Reblog to kill it faster

I feel like Gnome cum would be really thick and taste like mushrooms.

I'm not interested in this

Pls reblog if u vote :)

Honestly it's a little insulting they're banning tik tok before tumblr. We need to get that sorted out

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

edited a little night vale wallpaper 📡💜👁️

i made memes so I might as well post them here

TUMBLR SEXYWOMAN TOURNAMENT 2023 MASTERPOST

Hello hello hello! Welcome to the official tumblr sexywoman contest! Its everyones favourite host! Schoolgirl Reigen!

This is the Masterpost in which all the polls are linked! Poll posting shall be starting soon!

My friends and me are doing this for fun so please be nice to each other thank you! Bowsette art by professoraurabolt <3

Winner gets the burger phone i accidentally ordered or whatever idk.

Matchups for the third round:

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?)

Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Matchups for the second round:

Karen Plankton (Spongebob) VS. Shego (Kim Possible)

Dr. Olivia Octavius (ITSV) VS. Undyne (Undertale) VS. Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)

GLaDOS (Portal 2) VS. Jessie (Pokemon)

Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) VS. Schoolgirl Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) VS. Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) VS. Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) VS. Peridot (Steven Universe)

Katya Goncharova (Goncharov) VS. Catra (Shera) VS. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the hedgehog)

Queen (Deltarune) VS. Eda Calwthorne (The Owl House)

Rika (Pokemon) VS. Harley Quinn (DC Comics)

Matchups for the first round:

Timekeeper cookie (Cookie Run) <-> Shego (Kim Possible) Karen Plankton (Spongebob) <-> Evelyn Deavor (The incredibles II) Fairy godmother (Shrek) <-> Tempest Shadow (My little pony) Undyne (Undertale) <-> Vi (Arcane) Jessie (Pokemon) <-> Ena (ENA) Bowsette (Mario) <-> GLaDOS (Portal) Jessica Rabbit (WFRR?) <-> Ankha (Animal Crossing) Wammawink (Centaurworld) <-> Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) Paige (DHMIS) <-> Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil) Reagan Ridley (Inside Job) <-> Junko Enoshima (Danganronpa) Rika (Pokemon) <;-> Vanny (FNAF: Security Breach) Spinel (Steven Universe) <-> Harley Quinn (DC Comics) Rouge The Bat (Sonic) <-> Shiver (Splatoon) Katya Goncharov (Goncharov) <-> Bayonetta Green M&M (M&M) <-> Queen (Deltarune) Eda Clawthorne (The Owl House) <-> Monika (DDLC)

May the best Sexywoman win!

Sharing the rule card graphics I made for the Not So Berry Challenge 2 by @simmer-emsie

They are a 5:7 ratio, since this works best when I'm editing my videos and want to display the rules while playing. 🖤 I also have the Disney Princess Challenge, Sims in Bloom, and the Occult Legacy in progress, which I plan to share soon.