Applying Random Stuff Me Or People Around Me Said As Marauders Quotes

Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

I'm never reading an mcd fic again.

If it helps, i also love him

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

Im tired of pretending that im over crimson rivers, its been a couple months since i finished and i still think about it daily

big fan of being cared about

Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

Being with someone who likes me is so weird because like… you like me? Why? You're sure you didn't fall on your head and get a concussion? Sit down, let me check your temperature. You must be getting sick.

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

Sometimes when im sad i like to dress up in a cool aesthetic outfit and chainsmoke listening to 70/80/90s rock music while i stare at a wall and pretend im sirius black, and if you havent tried that, i sugest you do.