Happy April 1st! Have Some Octonauts Stuff With April Fools

Oops-

Sorry, accidentally vanished from this account for a few months lol, sorry about that. I've been a bit more active on my alts (pinned) lol.

Anyways, have some Incorrect Octonauts Quotes:

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Barnacles: So... why?

Kwazii: Why not?

Barnacles: ...

Barnacles: Because it's dangerous...?

Kwazii: You act as if that has ever stopped me from doing ANYTHING

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Dashi: Smile!

*camera flash*

Dashi: Alright, let's look...

The picture:

Kwazii has red eyes, Shellington, Peso, and Barnacles look ready to collapse, Tweak is somehow blurred, and Professor Inkling is an eldritch horror

Dashi: ... ok, maybe no more flash usage...

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Kwazii: INCOMING!!!

Everyone: *panics*

Kwazii: Wait, false alarm, my bad!

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Tweak: What if we put double turbo boosters on the Gup B...

Kwazii: YES!

Peso: No!

Barnacles: I'll take away both of your Gup privileges.

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Shellington: I can't feel my mouth...

Peso: When was the last time you drank water??

Shellington: ...

Shellington: I'd... rather not answer that...

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Barnacles: Wow, what a nice day! I bet nothing will go wrong!

Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, and Shellington in the background:

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Yeah... so, uh, yeah :)

I hope you enjoyed this very short thing, and I'll (hopefully) get to requests soon T___T

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes

Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God

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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-

Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times

Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times

Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us

Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you

Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire

Barnacles: OK, I get it-

Professor Inkling: No you don't.

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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?

Kwazii: I missed the screw

Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-

Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-

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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?

Kwazii: there was a spider.

Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!

Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.

Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!

Kawzii: Captain, back me up!

Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-

Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!

Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/

Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason

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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?

Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?

Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!

Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?

Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.

Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.

Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*

Dude- all of your octonauts quote posts are making me wanna draw some of them, is that okay if I do?

Of course!! Be sure to tag me in them, I want to see ^^

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^

How about we get some Dashi x Shellington cause I have been in multishipping hell

Hell yes >:)

They give "I'm going to do this dangerous thing" "that's horrible, I'm doing it too/coming with you" vibes ^^

(I also threw in a few headcanons I have for them ^^)

Cw/Tw for some swearing

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Shellington: Dashi, I'm going to put my cookie in the con queso dip

Dashi: That's disgusting I'm going to do the same thing

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Dashi: SHELLINGTON!! ARE YOU GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP!!!

Shellington: YES!!! ARE YOU HYDRATED!!

Dashi: YES!!

Shellington: GOOD

Dashi: GOOD

Shellington: GOOD

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Dashi: honk

Peso, confused: ...what?

Shellington: HØŇĶ

Peso, now confused and concerned: wHAT DOES THAT MEAN-

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Dashi: *walks into bathroom and pulls back shower curtain*

Dashi: Hey Shellington do you remember where we last saw that Giant Phantom Jellyfish?

Shellington, unphased: The last sighting was in Monterey Bay, California

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Dashi: For this article, this phrase would look good in italics

Shellington, who hasn't slept in over 24 hours: why would I put it in Italians-

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Shellington: *talks about a recently spotted sea creature for hours on end*

Dashi: *has a look of complete happiness and adoration towards Shellington + interest in what he is talking about*

Random person: Can you stop-

Dashi: Ò - Ó 🔪

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Dashi: Check our this ad, there's a studio that's looking for people to be on a ghost hunter team!

Shellington: Sounds odd, but intriguing ^^

Professor Inkling: I advise against it-

Dashi: Why?

Professor Inkling: it would be more dangerous for the ghosts and those filming-

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Shellington, who is clearly tired: Can I sleep in your bed with you tonight?

Dashi, who was just woken up: Shell, this is a queen sized bed. It's just for the queen *gestures towards herself*

Dashi: but yes you can

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Dashi, who forgot to put her contacts in: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT BUG KILL IT-

Shellington: Dashi...

Shellington: That's a leaf...

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Shellington: Wait, you actually like me?? Like, for my personality?? For ME-??

Dashi:

Dashi: listen you amazing little sh-

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Shellington: Relationships are like a 50/50

Shellington: I find strange creatures, Dashi takes pictures of them

Shellington: Dashi cooks us dinner, and I sit on a chair in the other room because I somehow managed to set water on fire

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Shellington: What do you want to do today?

Dashi, in a joking tone: World domination

Shellington: Sounds a little difficult, but I'm sure you can do it ^^;

Dashi: You are my world >:)

Shellington, who is oblivious: Aww! That's sweet :3

Dashi:

Dashi:

Dashi: how the-

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Shellington running up to Dashi: Hey, did it hurt when you fell-

Dashi: Wow, I didn't think you'd ever try to flirt with anyone, like, EVER

Shellington: No, I mean when you jumped out of the Gup A and fell face first into the sand

Dashi: ...

Shellington: You didn't move for a few minutes and I was concerned

Dashi: I-

Shellington: I also called Peso

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Shellington: Alright, I'm going to check on the process of the wedding cake

Dashi: Got it! I'll go check up on the ring bear

Shellington: Ok-

Shellington: Wait...

Shellington: You mean ring bearER, right?

Dashi: ...

Dashi: Um...

Captain Barnacles in the next room: 0 - 0 ...

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Shellington: I truly go into a housewife/husband like mode when I'm in a relationship/find my soulmate- Like, ill make them pancakes and such every morning if I can

Dashi: This is a lie-

Dashi: I'm dating him, this is a lie

Dashi: He doesn't even know how to cook pancakes!!

Dashi: HE'S MANAGED TO BURN WATER BEFORE-

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You can't tell me they don't (semi) aggressively remind each other to self care-

Requests + Asks are still open ^^

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Professor Inkling centric

Tw/Cw for swearing

Also a little OOC for some ^^'

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Professor Inkling: I'm sorry, but I've looked through the entire library

Professor Inkling: I've looked in every book, checked every page

Professor Inkling: But I just can't find where I give a fuck

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Barnacles: Professor! I have a few questions to ask you

Professor Inkling: I could say the same to you, but you go first

Barnacles: Oh, go ahead!

Professor Inkling: Thank you, I was just wondering why I could hear you playing your accordion at 5am?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: 😶

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Professor Inkling: So, explain the premise of this game again?

Tweak: Alright, so it's kind of like Alchemy, you take these things, put them together, and it makes a new things. You can make anything!

Professor Inkling: That makes sense...

*Five hours later*

Tweak: Hey Professor, just checking...

Tweak:

Tweak: How the hell did you make an entire empire ruled by Cephalopods???

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Professor Inkling: Let me check my books...

Shellington: What are you looking for?

Professor Inkling: Well for one, how to get you on a proper sleep schedule...

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Shellington, triedly walking into the library at 3am: Professor? Why are you still awake??

Professor Inkling, wide awake: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct

Shellington, quickly turning around: Understood have a nice night-

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Professor Inkling: As you know, I am an Expert at Tentacle Wrestling!!

Kwazii: A professional you say...?

Kwazii: *pulls out a vacuum cleaner with pool noodles taped to the hose*

Kwazii: Let's see if you can wrestle THIS-

Professor Inkling, having done this before: Bring it >:/

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Headcanon that Professor Inkling is a parental figure to the entire crew and has learned internet culture from Dashi

Also that Kwazii will sometimes challenge him with odd contraptions they've made

I apologize for being inactive ^^'

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

_________________________ Professor Inkling: You're currently failing my class due to missing assignments. Care to explain? Shellington who has been burnt out for literal years: No.

_________________________ Calico Jack: I'm here to pick up my grandchild Professor Inkling: Yes, Kwazii is right here, but I'd like to talk to you about their behavior first Calico Jack: Ah, yes, he's always been an energetic one, seems that no matter what that kid is running around! He only needs a proper outlet! Professor Inkling: They blew up a urinal and stole a desk Calico Jack: That's my kid!! (Proud) Professor Inkling: what-

_________________________ Dashi: It's late, I don't want to go out tonight Kwazii: Tweak will be there Dashi, suddenly dressed: Let's go!

_________________________ Peso: I've only slept 3 hours this week, and it's Thursday- Barnacles: How are you still alive? Peso: The fear of failure and energy drinks Barnacles: Aren't you studying to be a doctor? Peso: Exactly

_________________________ Shellington: *slams face first onto a desk out of sheer exhaustion* Peso: Same Peso: Peso: Wait I'm supposed to help you-

_________________________ Dashi, taking yearbook photos: Smile! Peso: I have a residency at a high class hospital tomorrow and an exam a few days after, followed by another residency but at a PEDIATRIC hospital. I feel dead inside

Dashi, now concerned: Are you sure you don't want to see a therapist instead?

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Barnacles: Graduation is almost here!

Kwazii: It's October

Barnacles: So close you can taste it!

Tweak: Cap, you graduate in mid June. Kwazii and I have one more year to go-

Barnacles: please let me lie to myself this once

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𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙼𝚢 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝!

𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 -

𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗: 𝙿𝚘𝚔𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚠𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚋𝚢: 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝙱𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒

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𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗:

𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: 𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚎/𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚎/𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚌

𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝙷𝚎/𝙱𝚞𝚗

𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜: 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗!!!

𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜:

𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 (𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 ^^)

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𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜:

• 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌/𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚂𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚜

• 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

• 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜

• 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜*

• 𝙰𝚛𝚝 (𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜)

⚝

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢

• 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

• 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

• 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

• 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 (𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜)

• 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

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𝚆𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎:

• 𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝

• 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝

• 𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝/𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 (𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌)

• 𝚎𝚝𝚌.

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*𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚏. 𝙿𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎

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𝙳𝚗𝚒:

• 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝙳𝙽𝙸 (𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚘/𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌, 𝚎𝚝𝚌.)

• 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛

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𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢/𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 ^^

Imagine Tracker and Paani on a Mission, what would their friendship be like?

yes yes Yes YEs YES YES YESSSS!!!

Both are super smart and incredibly skilled at what they do, and they have a good amount of field experience. They would probably work well together ^^

Tracker is a pretty grounded while Paani is more out there (and kinda chaotic), so it would be like this almost:

OR, ALTERNATIVELY, if Paani managed to influence Tracker:

Yes, Tracker is pretty reserved and shy, but if they are anything like me, once they meet that person they are out. One of the most chaotically polite people you'll meet. Then you have the enabler who also knows how to reel both of them back? Best Duo Ever.

Paani is super friendly too, so I feel like the connection would form pretty fast ^^

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I can totally see a mission going like this:

Tracker: Ok, so it says here that in order to-

Paani: *is already running off*

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Paani: Come on! It's amazing out here!

Tracker, a Polar Bear in the middle of the desert: it's WHAT?

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Tracker: Feel that crisp air!

Paani, a Macaque Monkey who is in the Antarctic: I can't even feel my face...

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They zone our so often it's scary, you'll just seem them staring down a wall like it owes them money like:

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Also Paani is way shorter, I will stand by this headcanon. 5'2 Paani vs 6'3 Tracker

Paani would just jump tackle Tracker for fun. Out of now where, Tracker can just be standing there and then BOOM, Paani.

Tracker walks super quietly, which leads to them scaring Paani almost every mission they are on.

They would casually fight over directions while somehow going the right way regardless, one is yelling "We go South!", the other is yelling "No, East!", while walking North and they still make it somehow.

ACCIDENT PRONE!!! BOTH OF THEM!! What's that? There's a hole there? They would walk into that hole, one after the other, even if they saw the other fall first.

Tracker has no depth perception, Paani took it all.

Tracker just has a lot of bad luck, such as random things falling on or around them. The bad luck rubs off of Paani whenever they work together, which may or may not have led to Paani getting hit with their rod a few times-

They both have such dumb but smart ideas. The ideas are amazing and can seriously help people and creatures, but the way the phrase it is so out there-

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Autism (Tracker) and ADHD (Paani) Solidarity

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Just those people who you'd look at and think "they'd never get along", but they get along so well it's scary. And they're both enablers to each others antics, mainly Paani, but Tracker does it more often than you'd think.

Some bros being dudes :)

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Some images I have that fit their friendship vibe:

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Sorry for this being so messy and all over the place, my brain hasn't been working well for a little bit and I'm sure the writing here reflects that ^^;