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Tim in floods of tears:I’m gonna end up just like Bruce fr😭😭😭
listen i love timber(n) and i fully believe that, as an actually CANON mlm ship, they deserve more support and appreciation than they’ve gotten. i also think that timberkon is a great way to put some respect on bernard’s name while also embracing the timkon subtext that dc has been feeding us for years.
that being said, though—the idea of tim being in a situationship with both kon and bernard only for kon and bernard to cut out the middle man and just start dating each other is SO funny to me. like:
tim: *justifiably screaming, crying, throwing up*
jason: damn nobody wants u frfr
dick: BE NICE he’s going through it 🙄
jason: he fumbled TWO guys who then proceeded to date EACH OTHER and leave him in the dust 💀💀
dick: oh lmao well ig that IS embarrassing 💀💀
damian, awakened by the commotion: drake this is pathetic. pull yourself together
bruce, entering the room: it’ll be okay, tim. trust me, i know a thing or two about fumbling baddies 😔
tim: *cries even harder*