Joey Claire - Blog Posts

JOE E !!!

A request from the hiveswap discord!

Here she is

She do da dab

I feel like Dammek and Jude would both drag each other into conspiracy theory hell and defend stuff like dinosaurs not being extinct with their lives

Bonus image and original Miiverse post this was based on under the cut

Drew stuff cause I have really bad 2023 nostalgia

1. Meulin yayayay!! She's my favorite dancestor besides Kurloz. Her design looks edible

2. Joey yippee!! She's a cutie patootie pie and I love her.

3. Marvus and Cyrusk mpreg 🤯🤯🤯 One of my new OCs, Pan kinda looks like both of them so I made a silly joke. Pan's from Saturn tho. I owe @clockworkreapers a heartfelt apology because of this (probably) 😭😭. Also this goes against troll biology and logic 😭😭

Here's Pan's UnVale link if you're interested maybe:

https://unvale.io/character/38a30479-fde6-4ad5-a025-b02f5ca0f28f

Deedoodling jo e y

[ID: Elwurd says, as if role-playing, "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*". Joey replies, "you mean, skin?" Elwurd says, "what an absolutely terrifying addition to my post." *Elwurd does finger guns* "thank you." / end of ID.

text sources: evilbritney, sounddesignerjeans, and wombuttress on tumblr.]

*takes off skin*

bonus for talk like a pirate day:

[ID 1/2: Doc Scratch narrates Rose's life, saying "from a young age, you realized the mirrors never showed your reflection; they showed you how you'll look in a month. one day, your reflection is gone." Rose continues the narration: "'huh, I guess I am gonna go through with it'. 'what?' calls my vampire girlfriend from the other room. 'tell you later' I say." Kanaya joins her by the mirrors and sees what she meant. / end ID 1. I hope that was understandable.

ID 2/2: Joey poses in a pirate costume. Elwurd, giving her a thumbs up of approval, says "pirates and wlw, can't get any better than that". / end ID 2/2]

ggrrr, argh.

[text sources: writing-prompt-s and foxoftheasterisk on tumblr, and Amelia Rowe on youtube under a Reinaeiry video]

[image description 1: Vriska is on her pirate ship in her FLARP character costume. she says: "all video game should be dress-up games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit, what's the point?" / end of first ID.

image description 2: Joey and Xefros are in the waiting room at the train station. Joey says: "honestly, thank god for butches and drag kings. where would we be without them?" Elwurd stands to the left side with "# butch" written above her head like a gamer tag, and Marvus is to the right with "# drag king" above his. Chixie is in the middle of everyone, just standing there awkwardly. / end of second ID.]

can y'all let me know if this was a good image description? it's my first time writing one, so I would appreciate feedback.

[text sources: princessmo and mxbutchtwink on tumblr]

I'll be posting a fuckton this pride month! y'all better be ready!!!

[text sources: thefig and beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue on tumblr. you have no idea what I went through to get the really long name right. I take giving credit very seriously.]

Could you do that one post that's like "I had a lame boyfriend I'd hype him up"(I don't remember the rest off the top of my head) but with marvus, and zebruh is the bf? Yes I know my taste is trash and no I will not stop (/lh) also just realised if ur cool with it we could call you 'snom' as a nickname and I think that would be v funny

here you go!

this was really fun to make! I don't even ship them but this was too funny not to do!

also, I LOVE that name! I'm change my bio to put that there and by change my bio I mean add one in the first place because I don't really have one yet!

[text source: beadyeyes on tumblr]

I present to y'all: an assortment of Sapphic piracy! no need to thank me! ~♡ (also I'm meaning lesbian as a broad term. they don't have specific labels confirmed. this fandom has a really weird amount of bi exclusion already and I just want to clear that up!)

isolated Joey here (potential icon?):

[text sources: seas-and-shanties, sevenseaslesbian, and pickle-frog on tumblr]

[I know it already says the sources but I will put it in writing too. text sources: Edwin Molina, Funny Clown Bimbi, and BRICK 101 jr! on youtube.]

she doesn't even know

Yo I saw a person who re-entered their piece won, so might as well give this another shot! :)

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