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Rainy Travels..

gn!reader x diluc

A/N; Thank you for all the love on the Xiao’s mark post! I kept being spammed while trying to read fan fiction lol.

summary—> you and your boyfriend, diluc, are on your way to a commission and you get stuck in a nasty storm.

Warnings/genre: Fluff/angst?, cursing, arguments

You and diluc were traveling awhile away from Mondstat for your daily commissions; not knowing that there was a nasty storm brewing, you two got caught In the storm and are now hiding in a nearby cave.

You were sitting down in front of the fire diluc lit while he was near the entrance of the cave looking out at the dark and wet terrain. His clothes and hair were soaked

His back was turned towards you, so you couldn’t see the expression on his face, but you can tell he wasn’t in a good mood due to the rain. Safe to say you weren’t looking forward to his negative attitude.

“Diluc?” you call out to him, before he could respond you continue, “If you stay near the entrance you’ll get a cold, come near the fire.” you knew due to his vision he didn’t need to be near the fire, but you wanted him closer to you anyway.

“I’m fine, I won’t get a cold. Just stay by the fire and wait for the rain to stop.” You huffed at his response, you turned back to the fire and waited. After at least 10 minutes the rain only got heavier, it didn’t look like it was gonna stop anytime soon. Your wet clothes aren’t helping you stay warm, your holding yourself while shivering slightly.

You look back over at entrance of the cave and diluc is gone. You instantly shot up and made your way to the entrance of the cave, trying to look for your red headed boyfriend in the pouring rain. You call out his name a couple times before heading back in the rain to look for him, continuing to call out his name, you were shivering but you were to worried about your boyfriend to care. Your wondering around the dark forest during the storm calling out diluc’s name.

In the process of searching for diluc, you accidentally alerted a hilichurl camp. You turn around when you hear grunts behind you. Cornered by a bunch of hilichurls, backing you up to a tree, looking around trying to find an escape. Until you saw a flash of red and you look over to see the hilichurls disintegrating and diluc standing over there bodies. He turned towards you and rushes to your side.

“Y/N? are you ok? what are you doing out here, I told you to stay in front of the fire.” His voice was stern, his fierce eyes narrow on you. “I..I was looking for you..!” you shoot back, “I was worried when I looked back and you were gone! what was I supposed to do? Wait until you got back?” Before you could continue, he shot back, “Yes! you were!” you were upset, extremely. How were you supposed to stay out when your boyfriend left without saying anything? “How do you expect me to stay still when my boyfriend is suddenly gone? leaving without telling me?” you let out with a huff, you scoff and walk past him heading back to the cave you two were keeping shelter in.

Your huddled in front of the fire, staring at it. You hear diluc sigh, you hear his foot steps closing in on you. He takes off his coat and places it on your shoulders, you look up at him confused. “Your cold, I can see you shivering” you let out a scoff as he sits down next to you. He sighs and looks down at the fire before speaking, “My apologies..I should have told you were I was going before I left, I didn’t intend to be out for long.” you look up at him, “where did you go anyway..” He meets your eyes “I needed to let off some..steam” he pauses, and reaches behind his back and pulls out some cecilia flowers and hands them to you. “Really?” you scoff and smile taking them in your hand, “you went out to let out your rage and then picked some flowers for me? how thoughtful.” you giggle as you see his cheeks tint pink. “Shut up..” he murmurs as he puts his arm around you and kisses your cheek. “Your too cute, ya know?”

Your hand makes its way up his chest to his collar, you grab his collar and pull him in to a passionate kiss. You finally pull away to breathe and smile up at him. Soon after the rain stopped and you two continued your way to your commissions.

DILUC BIRTHDAY ART DROPPED OH MY GOD

FUCKKKK MAN

CHAPTER ONE // WILLOW

SYPNOSIS (of chapter). in which you try to look for your plus one who can go with you to the wedding.

CHARACTERS. kamisato ayato, (later) diluc ragnvindr

CONTENT. mentions of break-up, fluff/angst, no cw as far as ik !

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After having a few thoughts on the invitation, you were starting to have second thoughts on going to the wedding.

Not only were you unsure of the fact that you’re ready to see the man who broke your heart – let alone see him for a week before he marries another person – but you were also unsure if appearing is the best thing since, who on earth would invite their ex to their wedding?! You dread causing a scene just because of your relationship with the groom, not to mention how there’s a high chance that people would raise eyebrows at you for coming to his wedding if they ever find out about you being Ayato’s ex.

However, your boss would beg to say otherwise.

“You have nothing to worry about, ( Name ).” Ei spoke with a reassuring tone as the two of you enjoyed the cafe’s delicacies. “Perhaps he invited you because you two were best friends back then since college, and not because you were his first love.”

“What makes you say that?”

Ever since Ayato broke up with you, you’ve started spending more time with the quiet student council president that many students in the university admire and respect, Ei. If it weren’t for her, you wouldn’t have move on from the heartbreak your ex gave you.

Before Ei could answer, someone else chimes in the conversation. “It wouldn’t make sense for your ex to only invite you right?” Yae Miko suddenly comes back from the cash register with two foods in her hands. “Luckily for you, we’ll be going on the wedding trip as well.”

Your mouth opens agape. “Wait, you guys are invited as well?!”

“Yes, strangely.” Ei opens her bag and brings out her very own wedding invitation. “We also found out that a few of our old friends from the university are also invited, so I suppose Kamisato must’ve invited us in hopes of a long-time reunion?” She guesses.

You let out a sigh. Although you’re more than delighted to hear that you’ll have the chance to meet with your old friends, the next thing you have to worry about is to find another plus one who isn’t invited to the wedding.

Suddenly you felt Yae’s hand on your shoulder. “You have no need to worry about this whole thing. Remember, you’ve moved on already. Don’t let all of your hard work go to waste because of that man.” She spoke with an encouraging smile. “Besides, you have us and our old friends — and don’t think about backing out! Ei has already told all of our colleagues and subordinates that we’ll be taking our leave for a week. We’ll have Ei’s sisters, Raiden and Makoto, to take care of our work while we’re gone.”

“Of course you did.” You said with an unsurprised look on your face before sighing in defeat. “Very well then, I’ll try to survive one week. Only because you guys are going as well and the fact that it’s a free week trip.”

Yae places her hands together with a satisfied smile. “Good. It’s been a while since we’ve taken a long-break anyway.”

Ei gave the pink-haired woman a blank stare. “You had a three-day off last week–”

Yae immediately cuts the woman off with a loud laugh, paying no mind to how the customers in the restaurant look at the woman strangely. “What’s in the past is in the past, Ei.”

As the three of you continue to converse with one another, you couldn't help but trail off to thinking about what to do for your plus one. If you could choose one person who can spend a week with you and know about your situation, who would it be?

You can’t exactly bring Beidou, your colleague, with you since she’s currently on a business trip with Ningguang. You can’t bring Heizou either since he’ll most likely cause mischief as well as Hu Tao (who’ll surely advertise her funeral parlor to the guests). You also can’t bring Kazuha due to him traveling abroad with Tomo.

…Are you seriously going to be alone?

While looking around the room, you noticed a certain cor lapis on a necklace that one of the customers are wearing, and your eyes sparkle from remembering a certain someone.

“Ah, ( Name ). To what do I owe you the pleasure to come here?” Zhongli asks with a surprised tone as you stand in front of his doorstep after arriving at the apartment from your meetup with Ei and Yae.

“I hope I didn’t bother you with anything, but if you’re free right now, may I talk to you?” You explained with an apologetic smile.

Zhongli didn’t have to think about it and opened the door wide for you to enter. “Not to worry, I’m free for a chat.”

Besides Ei, Zhongli has become one of your close friends ever since he moved into the apartment you live in. You often helped him out with certain inconveniences in his unit to the point where you’re now familiar with his unit. The two of you bonded whenever you helped and since then, you started to visit the man to simply hang out.

As you settled down on one of the stools by the kitchen counter, your neighbor walked towards his tea kettle. “What would you like to talk about?” He asks.

“Remember what I told you about my first love back then?” You asked, tapping your fingers on the counter. “He uhm… He invited me to his wedding next week.”

“Quite bold of him.” Zhongli comments, pouring the tea on his cup. “Are you planning on going there?”

You nodded slowly, swallowing the air. “Yeah… Only because I don’t want to waste a free week trip to Mondstadt and because my old friends will be there.”

He hums in response. “That’s good then, at least you won’t be alone.”

You smiled cheekily. “Not exactly… Is it possible if you could come with me?”

You watched as he stopped pouring his tea, turning around to look at you in surprise. “...I beg your pardon?”

“You did say you’re willing to do anything for me after I helped you with the problems in your unit, right?” You ask, watching as he nodded in confirmation. “Then I would like for you to take a week off and come with me to a trip to Mondstadt for my uh… Ex’s wedding.”

“Why exactly?” He requests for clarification.

“Well… The invitation requests the guest to bring a plus one and the ones I was supposed to ask have their own plus ones.” You explained, tapping with your foot. “It’s alright if you’re too busy or not available! I was just wondering since you’re one of the only people who knows about my situation.”

The man places a hand on his chin with deep thought.

“...I suppose that I don’t exactly have many things to do for the week, and I am not one to reject a friend needing my help when they have helped me.” He says with a gentle smile. “Just let me contact my boss and let me know the full– oof.” You eagerly wrapped your arms around your friend, relieved that you finally found yourself a plus one.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ll make sure you’ll have a great time on this trip, I promise you that!” You said in excitement.

Zhongli lets out a chuckle before hugging you back as well. “It’s no problem, ( Name ). I’ll make sure that you’ll have a great time as well. Besides, I have a friend who lives in the City of Freedom who will surely take us on a tour around the city.”

Your face beams. “I’ll be looking forward to that then.”

After meeting up with your neighbor, you came back to your unit and immediately threw yourself to your bed, letting out an exhausted sigh as you closed your eyes. Now that you’ve settled with a plus one, all you need to do is to pack your things and prepare for the airplane ticket next week.

You couldn’t help but remember one conversation you had about Ayato when the two of you talked about marriage, something the both of you fantasized about when it comes to talking about the future.

“Ooh, perhaps we should pick Mondstadt as our location! Won’t it be sweet if you and I get married in Mondstadt? I hear they have romantic sceneries that are a wonderful sight.” You said as you scroll down your phone through pictures of the seven lands with Ayato watching you, his arms wrapped around you from behind.

He lets out a chuckle. “Whatever makes you happy, love. It’d be great if the cathedral is available by the time we’re ready, I hear that it can make the wedding altar sceneric with how the sun reflects through the windows.”

“It seems I’m not the only one who has researched.” You teased, closing your eyes as you feel Ayato’s lips planted on your temple.

“Of course. You’re not the only one who’s looking forward to our future together.” He retorts with a smile, relishing your presence with a happy sigh. “Nevertheless, even if things do not go our way, I’m sure we’ll be prepared for everything.”

But you weren’t prepared for you falling out of love. You thought, covering your eyes with your arm. How silly of us to even imagine getting married… You slowly put your arm away from your eyes, staring up at the ceiling above you.

Perhaps things wouldn’t be like this if he had told you why he fell out of love instead of avoiding you like a plague and ignoring your existence. Maybe you would’ve understood more and perhaps the two of you still could’ve been friends–

You immediately slapped yourself. “Don’t think about him, he’s not worth it.” You mumble to yourself, sitting up from your bed. “You worked yourself hard on moving on, you cannot–”

You inhale deeply when you remember more moments of him. “You cannot go back to that year. You cannot go back to that year. You cannot go back–”

As you continued to chant the same words over and over, you decided to stand up from your bed and try to find something that can distract you from the overwhelming thoughts about him in your room.

Packing it is then.

Everything has been a blur since then.

By the time a week had passed, you found yourself standing in front of Mondstadt’s Goth Grand Hotel, gulping nervously. If it were not for Zhongli, you would’ve instantly turned around and headed to another hotel instead, not wanting to be involved with the wedding.

“We’ll.. We’ll be okay, right Zhongli?” You ask your friend, who glances at your way in confusion. “Of course, is something plaguing your mind?” He asks.

You nodded honestly, letting out an uneasy breath. “I… I don’t know if it’s really best for me to attend.. Should I just make a run for–”

“( Name )? Is that you?!”

You and Zhongli turned to the stranger’s call in confusion, only for your eyes to widen when you see two familiar women walking towards you.

“It is you! It’s been so long since I’ve last seen you!” Yoimiya giggles as she rushes over to where you are, followed by Ayaka. “You look so different! You look way more attractive in real life than your social media!”

Just listening to your old friend’s rambling easily makes your worries wash away, a smile starts to grow on your weary face. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen you as well, Yoimiya. I’m glad you’re still as happy as ever.”

When you look at Ayaka, the both of you share bows as greetings with smiles on your faces.

“It’s nice to see you again, ( Name ).” Ayaka said. You started to realize how the woman in front of you looks more older and elegant than before when she was still in high school. “I hope you are doing well over the past years.”

You nodded. “I have, I hope the same goes with you.”

Before Ayaka could reply, Yoimiya instantly interrupts the conversation by putting both her arms around you and Ayaka’s shoulders. “Enough with the small talk! Mind telling us who’s that guy beside you, ( Name )?” She asks, gesturing towards Zhongli, who was watching the three of you interacting.

“My name is Zhongli,” He answered politely. “I’m ( Name )’s neighbor and plus one for the trip. I’ll be looking forward to getting to know you both as well as ( Name )’s other friends.”

“Woah, what a polite man!” Yoimiya commented without a thought, causing Ayaka to feel embarrassed by her friend. “I’m glad ( Name ) choose the right person to come with them to the wedding, especially when the gr–”

“When the groom and the bride are currently by the lounge area greeting the guests!” Ayaka interrupts in a panicked manner, thinking that Zhongli isn’t aware of your situation with Ayato as Yoimiya covers her own mouth with her hand from that realization. “Speaking of which, I shall take matters and lead you both to them. I’m sure Ayato would be uh, delighted to see another old friend of his.” Ayaka explained before calling one of the bellmen nearby to grab your luggage.

You helplessly watched as she headed towards the entrance, giving you no chance in telling her that you’re okay in going inside to where Ayato is without her support.

There’s no going back now…

“Shall we go inside and greet the couple then?” You asked Zhongli, who nodded in response. “We shall.”

As the both of you enter the lobby, your eyes widen in awe from your new surroundings. The place looks even better than the pictures on their social media!

Everywhere you look, there’s always a dashing gold by the fancy furniture and walls, followed by linens on the ceilings that have fairy lights above it, making the place bright and strangely magical. Not to mention how the music playing in the background is truly euphoric to your ears.

The awestruck look on your face immediately disappears when your eyes land on purple ones.

Not too far away from where you are stands the man who had broken your heart with no words exchanged, staring at you as though he has seen a ghost. He looks just the same as you remembered, just older and more mature.

It felt like you were back to being the same college student who’s helplessly in love with a man who loved them back.

Reality suddenly washes over you when you feel Zhongli’s concerned voice calling you, causing you to look away from the blue-haired man to look at your friend. “Are you alright, ( Name )?” He asks.

You blinked a few times, letting out the breath you didn’t know you were holding until now. “Ye.. Yes, I’m alright.” You assured him, giving him a small smile. “I just need to–”

“( Name ).” Your breath hitches when you hear his voice.

You slowly turned around to see Ayato, who’s now right in front of you with his future wife beside him. “It’s.. been a while.” He spoke. “I’m glad you took the time to come here, I hope your trip was alright.”

Still formal as ever, you thought. “It’s been a while as well, Kamisato.” You then looked at the bride, who gave you a heartwarming smile. “You must be the lucky bride, I’m–”

“( Name ), right?” The woman interrupts, her eyes beaming. “I’ve heard so much about you! Ayato here told me how you two were best friends for such a long time! I’m honored to meet you, I’m Hiiragi Chisato.”

Ouch, best friends?

You tried not to look confused, thinking that Ayato must’ve not told her about your past relationship with the man. “Yes. I’m honored to meet you as well, Miss Chisato. I hope you’ll enjoy your stay here – Mondstadt’s a beautiful place for a wedding.”

Hiiragi giggles, her cheeks turns red. “Oh I know. Ayato couldn’t stop telling me about how he had always wanted to get married in Mondstadt,” You watched as she wrapped her arms around his arm. “And how could I say no to this man? I’m glad I didn’t, the hotel surely made me amazed.”

You laughed lightly in response. “Ah I see. Oh, I forgot to mention,” You then gestured to Zhongli. “This is my plus one, Zhongli. He’s my close friend and neighbor.” You explained, watching as Zhongli lightly bows at the couple.

“Pleased to meet you both. I’d like to send my congratulations on your wedding.” He spoke smoothly.

Ayato hums in acknowledgement. “You have our gratitude, Mr. Zhongli. Though, I can’t help but point out how you look… familiar. Have we perhaps met before?”

You raised an eyebrow from the groom’s words, shooting Zhongli a confused look.

Zhongli clears his throat, still smiling politely. “Ah well, I don’t think I recall. You must’ve mistaken me for another.”

Before the blue-haired man could persist, Hiiragi instantly interrupts the conversation. “Oh Ayato, look! Your parents have arrived at last, we should greet them!” She said excitedly before looking at you. “Excuse me for a moment. I hope you guys will enjoy your stay!”

“Likewise, Miss Chisato. We’ll be going to our room then.” You said, watching as the bride happily walked towards Ayato's parents eagerly as they both opened their arms to welcome her.

You couldn’t help but wonder what could’ve been if you were in her place.

“...I’ll be going now as well,” Ayato spoke. “It’s nice seeing you again… ( Name).”

You nodded slowly, watching as the groom walked towards where the bride ran off.

You aren’t sure if it was because of you that his smile doesn’t reach his eyes anymore.

“I told you you’ll be alright.” Zhongli spoke with a proud look on his face. “You just need to continue this for the rest of the week and you’ll be okay.”

You chuckled. “I suppose you’re right… I guess I underestimated myself a bit there.” You then pointed at the elevator nearby. “We should check out the room, I heard that the rooms are to die for in one of the hotels’ reviews.” You said enthusiastically.

Zhongli hums. “Is that so?” He asks, and you nodded.

“Then let’s go there. I’m sure you must’ve been exhausted from our trip to the city.”

Before you could respond and start walking, someone accidentally bumps into you, causing you to yelp as Zhongli holds you back from falling to your steps.

While fixing your balance, you suddenly hear the stranger let out a huff before he continues walking to the opposite direction, causing you to raise an eyebrow and turn around to the man who bumped into you, his red-hair striking your eye amongst the busy crowd.

“He’s not even gonna say sorry?” You mumbled.

“I’m sure he has business to do. Let’s go to our room now.” He urges.

You continued to stare at the red-haired man walking away before looking back to the elevator’s direction in defeat. “Yeah whatever, let’s go.”

Unnoticed by you and your friend, the red-haired man stops his tracks and looks back at your direction, his earpiece that’s on his ear has now turned off.

Ah… I should’ve apologized.

genshin nsfw hcs pt 2

read part 1!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, drugging, bdsm, perv albedo, stalking ment, light talk on blood kink, cum play, exhibitionism, wax play, degrading, breeding kink, hair pulling

notes: i kept thinking of that fred song “my babysitters a vampire” while writing this and im sorry this is so late i meant to post this like 2 days ago

albedo

i just wanted to touch more on pervy albedo

can u imagine it.

albedo probably takes pictures of you and says their “for the memories” or “something to remind me of you when you leave mondstadt”

but he really only has them to jerk off to them cmon now

this is gonna sound stalker-ish but albedo probably watches u change through ur window

UVE PROBABLY CAUGHT HIM ONCE TOO

it’s such a funny thought to me omg

you see him outside ur window with his dick in his hand and he’s a stuttering mess LMFAO

you’ve probably caught him staring at ur ass a couple times too

if you ever go to the beach with him.. i’m praying for ur safety..

i feel like albedo would be a little bit of a family guy too

imagine babysitting klee with him and he’s just watching like “yeah.. i’m gonna have a family with u..”

breeding kink imo

arataki itto

sex.

i love him.

if you look closely on him you can see he has a spiked collar

pull it i DARE YOU

again,

MONSTER DICK

slaps his whole abdomen

probably big enough to kill a dragon

OK LET ME GET SERIOUS

he probably has a blood kink

just a lil one

like he’ll scratch up your thighs or bite you till you bleed bc he knows the mark will last

loves when you ride him

all of it can barely fit so he has to help you out

when he sees his dick imprint on ur stomach he’s going wild

he WILL go many rounds too

rip you and your holes bc he will fill ALL OF THEM

cums a lot

an unrealistic amount because i said so

if you don’t like cum play or any mess, he’ll TRY to stay clean

try

he fails in the end but he gets A for effort

diluc

yes.

my boy toy.

idk if i covered this already or not but enjoys wax play

he’ll light a candle and hold it over u and just watch it melt onto u

probably likes it on himself too

(if ur ever fucking him and he’s comfortable with it do it he’ll love you forever)

PULL!! HIS!! HAIR!!

whether you’re top or not, give it a nice lil tug

he may or may not moan

i forget whatever i said about him in the first hcs but this man is my whore idc

yes, he’s fucked you in the tavern

he’s fucked you while on the job too

he’ll take you to the back and give you that dickmeister9000

don’t play with him!!

doggy style, his favorite.

i feel like while diluc would fuck you in the tavern, he’s shy so he likes to keep you in the winery

the maids have definitely walked in on it more than once

it was just awkward staring before the poor maid just left

at this point adelinde is used to it though

so while it’s happening she just acts like normal and leaves

it’s scary as fuck

diluc probably got a few tips from albedo and may or may not have added a little extra sumthin sumthin to a new wine he wanted you to try

he’s experimental let him live

scaramouche

if this mf don’t get some damn official art

anyway

an absolute menace.

LIKE

HE WILL RUIN YOU

and he’s so mean too

he will degrade you to all hell

and he’s rough omg..

deadass i think his dick is like 7 inches

idk them short people be packing sometimes

hate sex is like normal with him

WAIT IMAGINE UR BOTH ENEMIES AND UR BOTH TIRED OF THE SEXUAL TENSION SO U SKIP RIGHT TO THE SEX

i’m a genius

probably into bdsm too

will tie you up

WILL PROBABLY SHOCK U WITH ELECTRO TOO

SPOILERS FOR INAZUMA STORY QUEST!!!

so u know how he kinda drugged mc in that place when we meet him again

what if he does that to u…

WITH CONSENT OF COURSE

spoilers over

i feel like scaramouche would actually be really big on consent

safe words with him are a must

he wants u to feel safe and comfortable

he’ll fuck you into oblivion yea

but only if ur okay with that

venti

whew

y’all.

it’s long.

like you would never imagine it

but it’s long

he’s very. very. fast.

like

lighting mcqueen don’t got shit on him

kachow

cums a moderate amount

probably has a thing for exhibitionism

he will dead ass fuck you in windrise

like just out in the open like that

will probably grope you at angels share

he’s very touchy me thinks

ooo pull his braids

PULL THEM HARD

he will love it.

fucked him so good he wrote a song abt it

diluc cries when he’s drunk so can u imagine somehow getting him drunk and fucking him in the storage room

genshin men nsfw hcs

read part 2!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, rough sex,temperature play, edging, bdsm, somnophilia, dacryfilia, heat, breeding kink, yandere ment, drug use, blood & knife ment, spit kink, body worship, praise kink, pregnancy ment, all in all a ride

note: i have gross thoughts so here are all of them

diluc

HA

AHAHA

😈😈

ok let’s be real, diluc is packing

BET MONEY it’s like 8 inches MAX

AND ITS THICK so imagine the burn 😈😈

is probably a gentle fucker but MAYBE he’d dick u down rough if u ask politely

idk why but i feel like diluc is a virgin

virgin diluc too scared to hurt u during sex

probably tries not to moan bc he thinks it’s embarrassing

he’s all for hearing u moan tho

i bet diluc is the kinda guy to cry a lil bit even if he’s dom

WAIT CRYBABY SUB DILUC

that sounds so heavenly actually omg

all n all i think sex with diluc is pretty vanilla unless u take charge and tell him to fuck u till u cant breathe

kaeya

WHORE

ok but fr i don’t think kaeya is as much of a whore as people say he is

like he’s PROBABLY had sex but i don’t think it’s often

mainly bc he’s a KNIGHT he got shit to do

he cant be having sex every 2 seconds

anyway, kaeyas cock is probably a LITTTLE bit smaller than dilucs

maybe like 7.5 inches?

it’s fat though dw 🙏🏾

kaeya is probably the kinda guy to like temperature play

can u imagine him making his hands cold and abusing ur nipples

he would be so MEAN

he would LOVE edging omg

it doesn’t matter if it’s to you or himself

SOMEONE will not be cumming for a while.

bdsm kinda guy

he thinks u would look so pretty in ropes it’s like u dressed up just for him

sex with kaeya is like a punishment.. but a good punishment…

albedo

lil freaky fuck

experimental as hell (obviously)

will definitely get u to drink an aphrodisiac

doesn’t even call it sex he’s like “bby come over i need to run tests on the human body ykyk”

like cmon now just say sex 😕

YKW

PROBABLY DID SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES ONCE

i bet his dick is like.. not even that big..

probably like 4 inches..

not even fat

but it still gets the job done

half the time he doesn’t even need to take it out to get u to cum

i bet he rarely actually fucks u and he either uses some weird science thing to do it for him or he puts his hands and tongue to good use

this man is a WHOLE freak i bet he’s such a perv

he sniffs ur underwear i do not care

freaky ass

thoma

VANILLA

literally i can not see this man fucking u hard

sex with him is just romantic and passionate and all that shit

his dick probably stands at a nice ol 6 inches

probably skinny too

pencil dick ass

i just feel like he couldn’t even choke u if u asked

he probably would barely even try to mark u

he’ll MAYBE suck on ur neck but biting is a whole other convo

he probably likes it up the ass too tbh

either peg him or stick ur dick in him and fuck him till he cant think

idk malewife soft sex sounds nice

fuck him while he’s cooking

do it it’d be funny

zhongli

AHAHAHAAHAH

AHHAA

FAT ASS COCK

it’s MASSIVE

and it’s got lil ridges n spikes n shit cus hes a dragon n all that

cock big i’m telling u it’s a 10 incher i saw it myself believe me

grandpa hung

AND ITS FAT

can u imagine him getting hard in public id feel so bad

the best part is.

THERES TWO!!

whether u have 3 holes or 2, u WILL be taking both dicks

i can see zhongli being really delicate with u

like treating u all fragile

there was like this one fic i read and it was like yandere zhongli and he treated u like he had all power over u and all that and ur job was to sit there and look pretty

and he would like fuck u while u sleeping sometimes (IT WAS CONSENSUAL) and he would dumb u down a lot but he was never really aggressive and

BC OF THAT FIC THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS I CAN SEE ZHONGLI NOW 😠

what if..

what if he goes into heat..

certified west coast kitty cat killer…

SAY GN LMAOO

he will tear u UP

and it’ll be multiple rounds too

AND THE BREEDING OH THE BREEDING

it doesn’t even matter if u can have kids or not ur gonna be FULL

that man will tear u up ong

xiao

NOW

xiao actually i could see being gentle too…

probably bc he’s too scared to really hurt u

but when he gets used to u and u FINALLY convince him to be a little rougher

ur fate is sealed u did that to urself.

RELENTLESS

he will destroy u

the LITERAL definition of “all up in ur guts”

it’s like an art form

i think he’d still be scared to hurt u so he probably wouldn’t mark u, choke u, etc

ur getting dicked down hard as hell though

now.. i can see his dick being big.. but at the same time.. small..

i’m gonna leave u to decide the length i’m stuck between the two

sub xiao definitely exists

fuck him but be GENTLE.

he will not like it if u hurt him

btw aftercare with him is always the best part

i feel like he’d be a great hugger so he’s probably really comfortable to cuddle with

but yea sex with him is gonna be mainly vanilla

ajax

NOWWWW 🥴🥴

sadomasochist

he gets hard when u spar quit playing wit me

lil freaky fuck

probably has a blood and knife kink tbh

idk when u spar with him the blood in his mouth be tasting a lil too good

his dick is probably long

not diluc long but maybe at 7 inch

a litttlle bit fat too

he loves marking

will literally bite into ur neck really hard on purpose just for ur blood

let’s be honest

this man is probably DISGUSTING

probably has a spit kink too

nasty ass

if ur not into pain don’t fuck him

he will rarely ever be gentle

ofc he has his moments

but most of the time it’s gonna be hell

sub ajax will be on his knees BEGGING for u to hit him

step on him, choke him, cut him up, do SOMETHING

or leave him there to fend for himself (but best believe he WILL get up and chase after u)

he’s very vocal

does not care who’s around him

the minute y’all get to fucking he’s louder than u 💀💀

all in all sex with ajax is an acquired taste

kaedehara kazuha

ok.

it’s very romantic

very very romantic

but ykw that’s a lil boring so my hc is he’s also a perv

like doesn’t even try to hide it perv

LMFAOO IM SORRY I JUST SEE HIM LIKE THAT A LIL!!

probably gets off to the thought of u

cummin in his pants when u slap him

ok that’s a hc to go deeper into another time

i’m not even gonna lie his dick is like 5 inches

and it’s only a LITTLE fat

disappointing ass 😕

but don’t worry he kinda like mastered fucking u

kazuha is a more traditional kind of guy imo so the sex is all sloww and sensual and synonym

after a nice lil date he takes u home, treats u nice, maybe a lil massage, and BAM sex

he can BE rough but he’s mostly gentle

worships the fuck out of ur body

praise kink to the max

wouldn’t ever even THINK about degrading u

ur his god/goddess

arataki itto

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

BIG ASS DICK ONGG

that oni blood run STRONG

dick is a GOOD 10 inch

maybe even 11

heavy balls for breeding 🙏🏾🙏🏾

prepare to CHOKE ON IT

just like zhongli’s his has lil ridges n shit huhuhu

take the entire thing

actually it might not even fit all the way

he will MAKE IT FIT

“i cant take it!!” u can and will sorry

he probably doesn’t even fuck much though

but when he does…

ROUGH AS HELL

will mark your ENTIRE body

bite u EVERYWHERE, scratch u up a lil till ur bleeding,

he gets INTO IT

and he can go on for SOOOO LONG

he’ll overstim u on accident he’s sorry

he’s really not

and when he’s MAD

see u on the other side ig..

ladies he will abuse ur cervix i apologize on his behalf

ladies he will also go to both holes without warning get ready for that

he cums so much omg

that bulge in ur stomach with either be his child or his cum

oni dick is POWERFUL.

editing this to say him and xiao having piercings on their dicks thank you goodbye

marriage

You can think of any character while reading this since genders are either not mentioned or are gender neutral.

Warnings: it's slight angsty

When you think of marriage you think of happy homes and loving families days and days of planning, love, but also the pressure of living with someone for the rest of your life. What if you both fall apart? What if you have a family by then, but you aren't in love with the person? What if just before marriage you realize you don't want this?

Who knows what will happen after marriage. The person you ended up loving left you right before the day you were promised will be the best day of your life. The person you adored and admired for being so brave and strong willed ended up leaving you behind.“This won't work out I'm afraid we'll have to end this” were your lovers. Oh, sorry ex-lover's words to you.

Those words were said as you were waiting for them to say their vows to you. It shocked you and clearly everyone around you words were whispered as your "lover" turned to leave and you didn't know what to do...

'Weren't weddings supposed to bring joy? Why was this everything but joyful' were your thoughts as the place fell silent as you watched everyone leave one by one after taking a glance at you.

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sharing the human

headcannons for a top male reader with vampires kaeya and diluc separately

top male reader -> minors, fem alligned dni

switch kaeya, dom bottom diluc!

kaeya

-> more gentle when he feeds, he likes to crawl into your lap and wrap his arms around you, feeling the heartbeat while he sucks blood out of you.

-> he really likes sucking on your neck, because he gets to more access to smell you and stick his face into the corner of it, plus he gets an excuse to mark it up with "apology" kisses, making them large and angry for everyone to see

-> if he knows that you have to go visit his brothers, per your agreement, then he may purposefully bite you on diluc's favourite spot, your thighs.

-> he does view you dearly, especially since you didn't run when you encountered him in a forest, feral as he pinned you to a tree, vision tinted red.

-> ever since you agreed to let them feed on you, disappearances in mondstadt have dropped, but they have grown increasingly obsessive over you

-> now given that they don't like eachother, you have to compensate by visiting them at different times

-> but both can agree and work together if you ever get close to someone else other than them, especially if they're pretty, and deemed as a threat, or are a vampire that chooses to ignore their scent

-> if he gets too drunk on human wine, prepare for a pretty lustful vampire, sloppily wanting to be loved by you

-> wake ups are usually him waking you up, maybe by gracing his teeth over your neck and whispering in your ear until you wake up,, his teasing never stops

-> its then followed by you shoving a pillow in his face when he tells you in the most explicit nature about how good it felt and how good you were when you grabbed him by the hair and -

-> LOVES showering with you because he gets to be as shameless as possible and feel you up from behind,, which either ends up in you railing him again with your fingers in his mouth cause he is way too loud, or you getting kinda huffy at his antics and hurrying your shower, despite the whining from behind you

-> often times if youre an adventurer and leave for extended periods of time, you'll find him sitting there, sipping a coppery liquid in one of those fancy crystal glasses, mouth stained red as he waits for your return with those devious eyes. its not his fault he just misses you so much.

-> i see him more of a switch bottom, mostly because he always starts off domming you, teasing you with his fangs, praising you for being so good. but by the end of the night he is sprawled out, fucked till he passed out.

"n-ngh, th-this wasn't how it was suppose to go!" you weren't sure if it was a moan, a groan or a complaint that came out of kaeya as he weakly smacked your chest, but you were not complaining.

he had just fed off of you, and like usual was a tease about it, feeding slowly and delicately, kissing up your neck and your skin. kaeyas tanned legs looked so pretty when he wrapped them around your waist, sitting on your lap and lightly grinding against your lap. today was the day he was finally going to go through with it.

he peppered kisses on your neck, feeling you breath out against him. kaeya could feel your hands wrap around his waist, before they travelled back up to start unbuttoning his white dress shirt.

he was so sure that he was going to go through with it, that he could go on top and stay on top like he promises to himself every night. and like every night goes, slowly and surely you widdle down his walls and ambitions, and whisper sweet words into his ears to tempt him, to draw him out before you go in. you grasp his hips so sweetly, and hold his jaw so delicately as you passionately kiss him in the lips, so why are you ramming into him and snarling like a beast in heat?

"i wanna see your face kaeya,, my sweet, precious boy.." your words were too much for his overstimulated brain to handle, feeling your hands grasp his hips before you turned him over and got between his legs, your hands slipping away for a second to get his legs around your waist as he laid on the fluffy sheets, eyes trained on you.

he could see you thrust your hips into him again, , the familiar feeling of your cock wedged into his guts appearing again, a small lump appearing in his abdomen whenever your pelvis was in contact with his ass. kaeyas hair was on his chest, the strands messy on his chest or spread out on the bed.

he could see your built body lean over him, a hand trailing your stomach and arms as incoherent whines and moans left his lips, a fog of pleasure washing over his brain. he took a moment to appreciate your sweaty face, and your grin as you hooked your strong fingers around his sturdy fangs, getting closer and admiring the teeth that could do so much damage. in your eyes, he was perfect like he was every night, spread out for you.

"my sweet, sweet vampire kaeya.. look at you, so beautiful for me.. this is just how it's suppose to go, with you under me~" he hated how your smirk ignited a feeling of arousal, or how he fell for the same trap every night.

diluc

-> hates when you visit him with the scent of his brother lingering, especially if its mixed with the smell of more erotic activities

-> is much more stubborn than his brother, sometimes you have to have him speared on your cock, cockwarming you until he finally admits that he needs blood

-> is SO stubborn and also can't contain jealousy very well,, at all, glares at everyone and uses his influence as a threat for anyone getting too close to his bloodbag (crush)

-> is alot rougher when feeding,, mostly because he does it only when he needs it and is malnourished so he leans into instincts

-> but that doesn't mean you're off the hook! he wants you to stay near him as a way to protect you,, you're like his property in his head, only begrudingly shared with his brother

-> has gifted you a collar on more than one occassion and is slightly salty you don't wear it. but either way he really enjoys your company. you brighten up his world and make it exciting

-> doesn't like how far away you are most of the time, so he often takes more shifts at the Angels Share so that he can keep an eye on you more often (pretending like you aren't larger than him)

-> if he gets drunk, prepare for a soft, whiney vampire who presses himself against you, begging for you to stay the night

-> see diluc, as a purebred, has a special type of gift,, which is that his saliva can act as an aphrodesiac

-> and it does not help that his favourite spot to bite you is on your thighs, especially your inner, tender thighs. mans will lick the area and caress the muscle before diving in, being sure to kiss the spot and nurture you until youre red in the face and begging for him to take it easy

-> also its close to your dick, so don't be surprised if you end up getting head from him as well

-> YEAH he also does not hold back when he marks you down,, he is strangely possessive of you, and because your thighs should be seen by no one but him, he goes ham.

-> on another note if you sleep with anyone else prepare for some serious ball draining by him he will milk you until you pass out. prepare for marathon sex, as a way to "cleanse" you from the other person

-> NEVER mention kaeya, especially when it gets close to bedtime. its the unspoken rule because diluc, who is normally stoic and calm, will snarl at you and tie you up, and use you like a dildo

-> like he will make out with you and bite you until you're throbbing against him, begging him to help you out. his saliva, and the properties of that is the one thin kaeya is jealous of lol.

-> he is a power bottom unless drunk, and if he gets really freaky is more of a sadist. he wants to tie you up and scrape your abs with his fangs.

-> if you're an adventurer and you just came back from a long trip, you best visit him first. if not, you'd probably get into a situation like this.

Diluc had you kneel before him inside of the bedroom. It was spacious enough, and even when he was sitting on a simple bed, he was still intimidating as ever, sporting his ruffled white shirt and his long coat, his red hair behind him as he sipped on his wine.

"Kneel." his words were quiet and decisive, and you dare not to disobey diluc when he got like this.

"be good." is all he said before he placed the collar around your neck. it was simple and elegant, nothing too fancy but it was the symbolism that made diluc want to have you collared.

"you look much better like this, darling. but you smell.. foul.." his eyes darkened as he sipped his wine again, an experimental tug on the leash made you wince, a small smirk on dilucs normally stoic face. he tugged again until he was looking directly under you.

"what were you doing in liyue? you smell like someone." you could tell that behind the short and simple sentences, diluc was not a happy man. his "lover" came back from a long trip smelling like someone else, another vampire as well.

"it was just-" you froze instantly, feeling a cool red wash over your white shirt, drenching the fabric that now clung to your skin. the smell of copper washed over the air and your jaw clenched trying to keep quiet.

diluc tugged on the leash, satisfaction shown in his eyes as he tugged you forward again, until your head was between his thighs. his eyes were drawn to your neck, checking for marks from either his brother or your companion who had their eyes set on you. when your eyes met, he leaned down to kiss you roughly, fangs clashing with your teeth. you knew why he did that.

his hands grabbed the damp shirt, shivers going down your spine before he ripped the fabric off of your body. "you're too handsome to be hidden behind some fabric.." he mused at that, pulling your pants off until the the soft, muscular flesh of your thighs came into his view. his fingers ran over the skin, unhappy with how you already healed from his marks. diluc could feel the mass rising in your briefs by the side of his neck.

he licked the flesh, before biting down, being sure to expose as much of his saliva into your skin. he liked how warm your thighs were, so soft and easy to bury himself in when he gives you head. but you were such a sight when you truly gave yourself to him.

and before he knew it, you did. massaging the skin and the new marks that formed, he looked up see your large tent beside his face, straining in the fabric. he looked up, feeling the residual heat radiating from your cock, seeing you with your eyebrows furrowed and blush coating your cheeks while you looked away, obviously horny at the way your cock pulsed in your boxers. you were sweaty, weakened physically and mentally at the aprodesiac pumping through your veins.

"sit down love, let me cleanse you from that filth on your trip." like a good boy, you did, lying on the bed, weak, shallow pants leaving your lips, only weak objections coming from your lips when he climbed on you. he sat on your crotch, leaning down to grasp at the warm sweaty skin of your body. diluc relished at the feeling of you under him, some sort of sick twisted desire in his stomach. were you like this with everyone?

he pulled the cock out of your briefs, his calloused hands stroking the sweaty cock as his other hand tugged on your chain, watching you wince from the pressure. it serves you right for being with filth on your trip. dilucs harsher punishment probably came from your tainted smell, a bitter node to your normally musky scent that made his nose wince. it gave him a headache,, and he knew that the best way to get rid of it was to cover you in his scent.

"come love, watch me sink down onto your cock raw. stare at me while i use you like my toy, and if you dare look anywhere else.." he paused for dramatic effect, watching your adams apple bob as you gulped in fear, "i'll make your punishment ten times worse."

diluc did as he promised, rubbing the head of your cock until precum coated the head, and removed his under garments before sliding down, the once burning pain now dulled as became used to your girth. his hand tugged the collar again, making you sit up until your cock worked its way into him.

"see was that so bad? let me enjoy myself on your body until i can no longer smell that hideous scent." he pressed a kiss to your forehead as he grinded his hips, grabbing your arms and wrapping it around him.

The Royal Harem (Smut)

Synopsis: You have been working hard constantly every single day, finding ways on how to improve your nation. Your attention was solely upon the needs of your Kingdom, to the point where you have forgotten the needs of your own harem.

Characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Thoma, Childe

Warnings: sub!genshin, dom!reader, handjob, blowjob, reader has a cock, anal penetration, licking/sucking, use of toys, overstimulation, cum swallowing, belly bulge

Note: This is my first ever post here in Tumblr. So I hope I didn't disappoint anyone reading this story too much. Also, the reader is gender-neutral.

Although, you do have secretaries to help you with the load of paperwork— but somehow, they, too, were just as busy as you. You couldn't really complain either, since you're literally the sovereign of your very big Kingdom, and doing some paperwork was just the bare minimum.

ㅤ

You heaved out a sigh. The papers on your table never seem to stop itself from piling even more anytime soon.

However it was tiring, nonetheless. And you were getting bored of it. But as you know, you would do anything to keep your Kingdom thrive and be evermore prosperous than it already was.

"The perks of ruling a Kingdom," Dryly, you humoured yourself. Your eyes boredly stared at the piles of documents right in front of you.

A knock resonated from the door and a soft sound of a woman could be heard behind it.

"Your majesty, I have brought you the backlog of papers from last week."

"Come in."

The door opened and revealed Ganyu holding a few stacks of papers. She smiled softly at the sight of you as she walked towards your table.

"Miss Jean wanted to finish them for you, but unfortunately it requires the monarch's attention."

"I see. That's no problem, put them here please."

She did what she was told and carefully placed them down. You thanked her and Ganyu gave you a small curtsy. But as she lays her eyes on your desk, concern swallows her whole.

"You've been working for quite a long while now, shouldn't you take a break, your majesty?"

You look up from your paper and meet her gaze, "Don't fret, I'm fine. They're just papers anyway. I'm already used to this."

"But I fear you might be burning yourself out." The female adepti argued, "You always nag me whenever I overwork myself into taking a break..."

Your (e/c) eyes look up at her expectantly, "And you claim how the tables have turned?"

Ganyu let out a small laugh, pink hue faintly dusted her cheeks as she nodded. You playfully scoff and lightly push your chair back.

"Alright alright," You say, raising your hands in defeat. "I'll perhaps rest for a bit. I wouldn't dare to push my lady's worry and have her dwell on my health."

She blushed at your statement, "O-Oh, a wise choice, your majesty." And quickly bowed before leaving.

Deciding that was it for the day, you stood up from your seat and almost fell. You have been sitting for a long while that your legs fell asleep.

And the moment you decided to use them— you began to cringe at the prickling sensation in your legs. A small groan came out of you as you furrowed your eyebrows at the uncomfortable feeling.

You should have at least got out of your seat for some time while you had work. This simply could've been prevented.

But it's not like you won't do it again anyway. After all, you don't think you'll remember to at least move your legs while you work.

Walking to your bed chambers was tiring. Every time you get to think of the thought of laying on your bed— you would feel your legs on the verge of collapse.

But the bustling noises in your palace would always snap you back to reality, preventing you from further indulging your thoughts of your bed.

Softly, you sighed, as you set your eyes upon the familiar engravings of your chambers' doors.

However, due to your tired state, you have failed to notice the lack of guards who were supposed to be near your doors.

You jog a little, feeling excited to finally run into sleep's arms.

"Ah, bed. I can't wait to embrace you."

You sang as you opened the doors.

But you halted as the feeling of surprise swallowed you whole as the room was filled with silence.

"—!"

There, inside your room, were 5 men wearing nothing but their underwear and white satin robes.

Their eyes widened, they looked like a deer in the headlights. But then relaxed once they realized it was just the person they were waiting for.

Your mouth hung open. You weren't certainly expecting this. (E/c) eyes scanned each man inside the room.

There was Diluc, Zhongli, Childe, Thoma, and Kaeya.

"..."

You then began to break the silence, "What on Teyvat is going here?"

They snapped back from their shock at the sound of your voice. And Kaeya was the first to approach you. His signature smile appeared on his face.

"Your majesty," He bowed, "What perfect timing you have. We were just about to give you a little surprise."

Childe then approaches you next with a wide smile, "But you arrived a bit too early though. Well, no matter. Since their majesty is here, we shall give them our surprise."

"Hope we're not bothering you, your majesty." Thoma smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck.

You stared at them, unsure. What was going with them? You didn't recall having a rendezvous with any of your concubines. Seeing the confused look on your face, Zhongli decided to explain themselves.

"We've noticed that you've been awfully busy and you no longer spend any time with us anymore. So we decided, if you don't come to us, then we'll come to you."

"Of course, not all of us had agreed to share you and your time, but we know their majesty doesn't like it whenever we don't get along with the others." Diluc added, having a look of displeasure and his red eyes glared at Kaeya— who just merely shot him with an unaffected smile.

Oh right...

You have been so focused on your Kingdom's needs that you forgot to tend to your lovers and now they planned to have you to them right now.

Honestly, you were surprised that they managed to agree to share you— albeit reluctantly.

"So..." You began, "In conclusion, all of you missed me and now you're all needy."

Childe and Kaeya gave you a close-eyed smile. While Diluc blushed and looked away, Zhongli timidly nodded his head, and Thoma let out a nervous chuckle.

"I see..."

It was then you closed your door and took a step forward. Your eyes stared at all of them and a smirk appeared on your features.

Seeing your usual dominating behaviour, all of them visibly shivered in your presence.

"Then, shall we begin?"

---

And now here you are.

Currently, you are lying on your bed. Your hand was holding Diluc steadily as you thrust your cock inside him. The red head had his eyes rolled back and his back arched whenever your cock would hit that spot. His nails dug into your thighs, gritting his teeth at the euphoric sensation inside him.

"Ah ah ah—!"

He bounced shamelessly on top of you. Becoming undone as he came for the umpteenth time.

And Thoma was sitting on your face, being absolutely ruined by your skillful mouth. His grip on his ass was so tight— his knuckles turned white. He rolled his hips when he felt your tongue fucked his insides.

You would groan and moan, whenever you felt your hand brush on the red head's stomach— feeling a bulge on it whenever you roughly thrust inside him, your vibrations adding more to Thomas's delight.

"Ah— F-Fuck~"

Filthy sounds— ranging from pornographic moans, whimpers, grunts, groans, to the sinful sounds of skin slapping and soft gasps filled the room. And you're quite lucky there were no guards standing beside your doors.

Your dominant hand was working on Zhongli's needy hole, said man was whimpering and would often let out a small squeak whenever your long fingers would hit his sweet spot as you ravaged his insides. Truth be told that he lost count of how many times he came just by your fingers alone.

Childe and Kaeya, on the other hand, were the loudest. They had a double end toy phallus inside their holes and both moved at a simultaneous pace. Moaning loudly as they felt the urge to come again. Their eyes watched at how you ruined your other concubines. Their dicks hardened and tips wetted at the thought of their turn with you.

All of them looked liked sex starved prostitutes in a brothel.

Pleasure shook the entire room like an earthquake and it seemed like it wasn't going to stop any time soon.

"A—Ah, c-cumming!"

"Y-Your m-majesty~!"

Thoma and Diluc came simultaneously, and both were at the verge of passing out. With your adept skills, you were able to maneuver them both off of you and you gently lay them down on your large bed.

They both lie down tiredly and their eyes begin to close due to exhaustion.

Zhongli saw you were done playing with the pyro welding men and went to crawl towards you— You happily accepted him with open arms.

You lay down on the bed and have the brunet on top of you. He steadied himself before slowly inserting your cock into his hole.

As the tip went in— Zhongli swore he had seen stars blurring his vision and he let out the most filthy sound once you were fully inside him.

"Mnhm~" He cried softly.

"Are you alright there, love?" You asked. Feeling a bit of pride swells up in you as you smirk at the sight of the trembling almighty Geo dragon on top of you.

He nodded with a red blushing face, beginning to roll his hips— with you letting out a soft sigh at his actions.

Your hands were on his waist, keeping him steady while trying to make you both cum.

"Oh, yes~ Just like that, keep going..."

You let out a groan and the man riding you could help but arch his back at your sound. He did what he was told, he rode you like there was no tomorrow.

And once you felt like he was slowing down, you took matters into your own hands. You lift him up a bit before slamming your cock inside him hard.

"AH~!!"

A loud sound of euphoria left the dragon's lips and his eyes almost rolled all the way back of his head.

He came almost instantly. Squirting all over on you, the bed sheets, and on himself. Tears formed on his face and his mouth drooled at pleasurable sensation.

But you weren't done with him just yet. You repeated your actions, slamming hard inside over and over again overstimulating the poor man.

Trying to catch your high and which you eventually did. You painted his walls white as Zhongli came again together with you.

Both of you panted. Zhongli— despite being a dragon— fell off of you due to exhaustion but you managed to catch him and lay him properly onto the bed.

You smiled softly and kissed his forehead before averting your attention towards the two remaining men— who were still waiting for you.

"Your m-majesty~" Kaeya sang, giving you a sultry look when you met his gaze. You sat at the edge of your bed. Gesturing for the two to come closer.

And they did. Crawling towards you with such whorish looks— abandoning their toy as they did so.

Kaeya reached to you first and he immediately went to kiss you on your lips. His kisses were hungry like and you had to push him gently to prevent him from making you lie on your back.

Both your tongues danced in an unknown rhythm but you both made it work.

And while you two were trying to fight for dominance— Childe had happily dived his mouth down on your cock, he didn't give any warning and just went straight to devour your huge dick inside his pretty little mouth.

The ginger head's action caught you off guard and it made you collapse down onto the bed on your bed. Kaeya chuckled at you and proceeded to pleasure your upper half with his mouth.

He sucked and licked your nipple as he toyed with the other with his hand. You moaned softly and grunted, your hands went to play with their hairs as your concubines gave you a mewl sound of appreciation.

"Ah, C-Childe.....c-cummi—"

You didn't even finish your sentence when Childe took you in deep down his throat and you felt him going deeper, you came. You arched your back, bucking your hips and hitting the back of his throat making the ginger head almost gag at your movement.

"Mmmh~"

The bluenette hummed, feeling you tremble while you reached your climax. Gently, he grazed your nipple with his teeth, teasing you as it added more pleasure onto your body.

Childe pulled away from your cock and tried to swallow your load. He spilled some a bit but he was satisfied with the taste of you.

"Mmh... Your majesty taste so divine~ I want more~"

He spoke with lust evident in his voice, beginning to lick the cum that spilled on your dick.

"Childe— Ah!"

"Now, that's not fair. You should give some of your attention to me too, your majesty~"

Kaeya pouted, feeling jealous when it wasn't him you're focusing on. He then went lower to where the ginger-nette was and he, too, began to lick your spilled cum.

You panted, as you looked down. You almost came at the sight of your two concubines going down on you. Oh how you loved it when they worship your cock, as they have worshipped you as their King.

Childe smiled at the sight of you. You pulled him by the arm with gentle care, and you had him on top of you.

"I've been waiting for this." Said the man on top with an eager tone. He personally slammed your cock inside him earning a small hiss from you and a lewd mewl from him.

The harbinger sang lewd sounds, as he bounced with harsh movements on you.

"Oh f-fuck—!"

He came when he felt you hit his prostate. But that didn't stop him, planning to overstimulate himself to see how far he can go.

Meanwhile, Kaeya made himself busy with your mouth. Your free hand was stroking his cock and that made him moan in your kiss.

Your hand movement synced with Childe's pace. Feeling the blue haired man shiver at the pleasurable feeling down his lower half.

He came as the other did— again— and the former started to move on his own accord, using your hand as if it was a fleshlight

Kaeya, knowing he'll be next soon, pulled away from your lips and moved on to your neck next, then on to the rest of your body. Biting, sucking, and nibbling the places that he knew would make you shiver.

He sat up, smirking at his masterpiece. Seeing you littered with all his love marks makes him swell up with pride.

"Ah!"

The ginger-nette came again for the umpteenth time and almost fell on you when you quickly held him before removing him off you.

He was panting, out of breath, lying there tired and contented with the cum that was inside him and was dripping down his thighs.

You move a stray hair off his face before placing a soft kiss on his cheek, bidding him sweet dreams.

Then, you turned to face the last of your lovers.

"Your turn." You grinned, your breath slightly ragged due to the 'activities' you've been doing.

Kaeya giggled, "Finally." Before lying down on his back, a blush was visible on his face. He wrapped his arms around you and captured your lips with his in a feverish kiss.

You pulled away from him and went to place your kisses on his neck— inserting yourself inside him as you did so.

A soft gasp left his lips when he felt you inside him, he released once he realized how big you were. You chuckled seeing him tremble, his embrace on you was tight but slowly went loose when he finished his high.

"M-Move...please..."

"Very well."

You smiled and did what you were told. Your pace started slow but it increased once the bluenette requested you to move faster.

"Hah— hah..."

"Ngh~"

You hit his prostate over and over again, making Kaeya see stars in his vision. He cried out in pleasure, his nails dug the skin of your back— slightly drawing a bit of blood.

He was close again, you could tell, by how he clenched tightly around you. You sighed blissfully at the feeling and you, too, were almost at your limit.

"Your majesty! I-I'm cumm—"

"I k-know. Hah... Me t-too..."

You pounded him for awhile, before finally releasing all your pent up seed inside your favourite pirate looking lover. You came together with him and his entire body shook.

His embrace around you was gone and instead his hands were gripping the sheets tightly.

Both of you were out of breath, but Kaeya was beginning to pass out. You stayed inside him for a bit, making sure he was getting the most of his climax and when he finally showed signs of subsiding, you carefully pulled yourself out of him.

Sweat lingered on all your skins'. You saw the bluenette smiling at you before succumbing to the sweet hold of sleep.

You looked at the rest of your concubines and noticed that all of them were now asleep.

You chuckled to yourself. Ah, one of the perks of ruling a Kingdom: was to take care of your harem with equal care and love.

You stood up, albeit your stance was wobbly and you were slightly dizzy. You playfully scoffed, they did a toll on you. And you proceeded to cover them all up with a large blanket.

Though, usually you would not prefer to let them sleep on a cum/drool stained bed, but there's nothing you can do about it now. You'll just have to make it up till next time.

Sighing, you mentally made a reminder to yourself: When in tending to the needs of your Kingdom, never ever forget the needs of your own harem.

Otherwise, you might never be able to get out of bed.

Calling them by a pet name PT.1

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ(s): Diluc, Venti, and Xiao

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: None, not proofread as usual

ᴛʏᴘᴇ: drabble/one-shot, fluff, Gender-neutral reader (Pronouns not mentioned)

ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ/ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ: Their reactions to you calling them a pet name for the first time.

ᴀ/ɴ: Pfft this was so cute to make! Stay tuned for part 2 later this week!

“Everything alright, my love?” He looks worried like he usually does when you don’t answer him straight away. Was something bothering you?

The first time you ever called Diluc by a pet name was a few months into your relationship and it was purely by accident. You had decided to wait for your boyfriend to close up the tavern, sitting on the very edge of the bar, feet unable to touch the ground as you swung them gently. Diluc was wiping down the tables, a soft humming coming from his throat, making a smile break out across your face as you listened to the soothing noise. The man’s voice was a melody to your ears and one that you could never get tired of. It was low and sweet like a slow dripping honey on a cool winter day, something you could listen to for hours on end. You were broken from your thoughts as Diluc nudged you gently, worry creasing his brow. You were so deep in your thoughts that you hadn’t even realized he was calling out for you. 

Diluc was staring at you from where he stood on the other side of the counter, his usually tied up hair was beginning to slip from it’s confines, a few strands falling to frame his face. A smile graced your lips, slender hand gripping your boyfriend’s wrist to tug him between your parted legs. You take him being so close as a chance to tuck a stray hair behind his ear, leaning forward to slot your lips together in a sweet kiss. Diluc’s breath is stolen the moment your lips meet, breathy whine escaping as he presses himself closer into your embrace. He had been waiting all day to be wrapped up in your arms, and now that the tavern was closed, he wanted nothing more than to go home with you.

At his whine, a soft chuckle escapes your throat, moving to break the kiss and see the state that you have left him in after one kiss. Once your lips are parted, you take notice that Diluc’s face is nearly the same shade as his hair, making you smile at how embarrassed he looked. He really was craving attention wasn’t he? 

“Oh darling...you look absolutely adorable…” You manage to breathe out, smile never breaking because he just looks so perfect standing before you like this. 

You reach to cup his cheek in your hand, palm pressed up against the warm skin there and you press another lingering kiss to his lips. “Yes, darling?” you smirk, unable to look away as he begins to stutter out how he needs to finish locking up the tavern.

Diluc’s eyes snap open the moment that the pet name leaves your lips, he can feel his body beginning to heat up, and it isn’t because of his pyro vision. He is silent for a good minute before attempting to speak. “D-Darling? You called me darling?” He stumbled over his words at first, only succeeding in making his cheeks darken in color.

“Oh? Hurry up then so we can go home, okay darling?” Oh you were never going to stop calling him that.

It isn't uncommon for Venti to use pet names with you, often calling you 'My muse' just to see how your face flushes that lovely shade of red he has been dying to see. He loves to see that crimson red that stains your cheeks, mainly because it contrasts so well with your skin. Venti often calls you by pet names when the two of you are around anyone, he likes knowing that everyone understands you belong to him. However, these pet names always stretch into your private time as well, murmured against your lips as he tugs you impossibly closer to the warmth of his body.

"My muse, don't realize how beautiful you are after I am done kissing you?" He would whisper once he allows you to part your lips for air. He thinks you look the best after you have been kissed: eyes half lidded, lips parted for air, and your cheeks that wonderful crimson yet again. You were a walking masterpiece.

The first time you call him a pet name it is among the branches of the tree in Windrise. You are perched against the trunk of the tree, a book in your hands as Venti settles his upper torso between your spread legs. In his hands holds his lyre, fingers gently strumming the strings, and bringing forth only the most beautiful of melodies. You take a break from your book after a little while, closing it to lean forward and press your face against the Bard's neck. You breathe in the comforting scent of your boyfriend. Of home.

A small giggle escapes Venti's throat and he squirms slightly as your nose brushes against the sensitive skin of his neck. "My muse, that tickles..." He informs sweetly, fingers never once messing up a single note of his song. The simple sound of his giggle has your heart bursting with love and an uncontrollable need to hold him tighter...to never let him go.

"Archons, darling, the sweet sound of your voice makes my heart pound..." Your voice blows warm air against Venti's ear, but hearing your words has him freezing. Hands stilling on the Lyre in his hands, before he is quick to put it down so he can face you. As you come face to face, the Bard's eyes are practically shining, his cheeks are dusted with a brilliant red.

"You finally used a pet name for me, My Muse! It took you long enough!" He is pouting, but mirth warms his gaze. The way you laugh at his outburst makes him decide right then that he was the luckiest  Archon in all of Teyvat.

You had been sitting with Xiao on the top balcony of Wangshu Inn when you first called him by a pet name. The sun was setting just beyond the horizon, it was a beautiful sight to behold with the birds drinking up the last bit of the dying light. However, as your eyes drifted over to your boyfriend, you couldn’t help but stop to stare at the beauty before you. Xiao’s golden eyes were practically glowing in the last few rays of the sun’s light, the gentle breeze swaying his hair just slightly to have you enraptured by his beauty. 

A soft breath escaped your lips in awe, making Xiao turn his head towards you curiously, brows furrowing as he gazes over in your direction. “What are you st-”

“N-Nothing, Kitten! Y-You just look really nice with the way the light is shining on you…” As you go to explain, the pet name slips. Kitten? What were you thinking? Your cheeks shift as red as Diluc’s hair usually is, eyes casting anywhere, but the adeptus in front of you. Everything about him reminded you of a kitten, he would huff and glare at you often when in reality all he wanted was your affection. Not that he would EVER admit that out loud.

Xiao looks equally as surprised, his cheeks being bathed in scarlet as mere seconds go by. Did you just call him Kitten? Why that of all things? The Yaksha didn’t exactly hate the pet name, but there was no way he was going to admit how that simple name made his chest burst with an unusual warmth. “T-That is no way to address an Adeptus!”

Seeing the way your face falls upon hearing his exclamation, Xiao feel regret twisting in his chest. A small huff of annoyance escaping his throat as he tugs you to his chest, hand going to bury itself in your soft locks. "...you may call me what you please...as long as it stays between us." He warns, but even if you allow the name to slip in public, would he really be that mad at you?

Stargazing with them PT.1

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ(s): Diluc, Kazuha, Gorou, and Venti

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: None, not really proofread.

ᴛʏᴘᴇ: Headcanons

ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ/ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ: You go on a stargazing date with them. Gender Neutral Reader(Pronouns aren’t mentioned)

ᴀ/ɴ: This was super cute to make, I do have a part 2 coming out soon, I just need to figure out what characters I want to do.

Although Diluc often won’t directly admit it, he rather loves the mundane dates the two of you go on.

Stargazing with you has to be one of his favorite things to do when it is time for a ‘date night’.

Diluc never really stares at the stars.

The beauty of the galaxy that shine billions of miles away could never compare to how stunning you look bathed in the moonlight.

Often times, Diluc just lays there quietly while you point out countless constellations that you have memorized over time. (Thanks to Mona’s help)

Diluc can’t remember the last time he just sat back and relaxed like this with anyone. He is always so preoccupied with his other duties he never really gets a chance to enjoy a moment of peace.

He never really speaks during the times, silently pressing himself into your warmth as much as possible. He wants to be as close as he can get. Even if he is practically on top of you already.

There are times when Diluc will grow confident enough to press little kisses to your jawline as he pulls you closer, allowing his actions to prove just how strong his feelings are for you.

“Would you remind me what that group of stars is called, love?”

If it is one thing that Kazuha adores, it’s to go stargazing with you whenever the two of you have the free time. 

Since you spend a lot of time traveling on the Crux Fleet, your beloved often asks you if you want to lay on the deck and stargaze with him. These are some of your most intimate moments with each other. 

Under the soft glow of the moon shining down upon the two of you, Kazuha often finds himself getting lost in how you look. With your eyes locked onto the galaxy stretching out above the two of you and the way your hair fans out around your head, he can feel his heart beginning to pound.

You both could stay out here for hours simply enjoying each other’s warmth and company as you snuggle beneath the stars.

You decide to take this time to open up about your life before meeting him, telling him little details or stories that he might not have heard before now. 

Kazuha also begins to open up about things he has experienced in the past, he had been reluctant to do so before, but the way you tell him about your life so easily inspires him to do the same.

Aside from the sound of the soft breeze flowing through the sails of The Crux, the only other sound is the chatter you two make and the lapping of the waves around you.

“Spending time with you is probably one of the most magical feelings, my dove.

Gorou, like Diluc, hardly ever has the time to allow himself a moment a of leisure especially with the Vision Hunt Decree still in motion.

However, when the man finally finds the time to spend with you, he almost always asks to stargaze on one of Watatsumi Island’s beaches. Nighttime is really the only free time that he can get, and it isn’t uncommon for Gorou to have to spend days away.

When the time comes to go on your date, he talks about it all day. Literally. As well as to everyone else around which is mostly his troop.

Someone is probably going to kill him if they hear him talk about how much he loves you again.

Gorou almost always brings you these wonderful bright violet flowers that remind him of your personality. That’s what he told you at least.

The moment that he lays his vibrant teal eyes on you, his tail begins to wag earnestly. However, when you point it out to him, Gorou’s face flushes a pretty crimson red and he pretends he doesn’t know what you are talking about.

As the two of you lie down to gaze up at the stars above you, Gorou really can’t keep his mouth shut. He is always talking about random facts he knows, but only about topics that he is sure you are interested in.

He loves it when you rub his ears while you both stargaze, not only is it a nice sensation, it fills him with warmth to know you like some of his more ‘puppy-like’ features.

“Look, My love! I found these flowers that remind me of you! Aren’t they pretty?”

Venti never really seems to be busy aside from when he takes the time to grab drinks from the tavern which means he will always be taking you on as many dates as he can.

The two of you spend quite a lot of time together, aside from when you need to go on missions or do commissions. You probably haven’t spent more than a few days away from each other.

Venti loves to ask you to go to Starsnatch Cliff with him on a stargazing date, not only does he love to star at the stars, but this was the place he first asked you out so it means a lot to him.

He loves bringing his lyre on dates with you so he can serenade you with his wonderful ability to come up with catchy songs on the spot.

While the two of you are gazing up at the stars, Venti can’t help but wonder how good of a person he was in his past life for him to be so blessed to have a partner like you.

Venti always takes the time to pick fresh Cecilias when you are together, facing away from you with a giggle while he weaves them into a beautiful crown. He always comments on how you are his princess and you look the most beautiful with a crown on your head.

During your stargazing date, Venti presses himself into your side as he strums a soft tune on his lyre, almost making you doze of from how nice the atmosphere is: The moonlight was pooling from above casting a soft glow to the earth around you accompanied by the gentle breeze and the scent of the ocean air from the sea below. 

As you doze off, Venti no longer sings, but he does keep strumming his lyre, keeping you in your slumber until he must carry you back to your home.

“Look! A crown for my stunning princess~”

How Diluc kisses you

𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: Diluc (Diluc x reader)

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: I didn’t really proof read this ahah

𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎: Headcannons, fluff, drabble

𝙳𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗/𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝: How Diluc kisses! This also includes your first kiss with him.

Diluc is very secretive when it comes to his the details of his personal life.

It is likely that he won’t show very much affection at all in public or where other people can see the two of you.

He is very reticent so his feelings for you might not be very apparent unless he lets you in on them.

Diluc kisses you like it is going to be the last time he is able to do it. They are often full of passion and heat, almost kissing you as if his life depends on it.

His hand often drifts to your chin, thumb gently running over the smooth skin there as he tilts your head up. As soon as the gap closes between your lips, his hand moves so that it is cradling your jaw instead. 

You can remember your first kiss vividly.

You often spent your days at the Dawn Winery, helping out wherever people would allow you....that and you always looked forward to poking your head into Diluc’s office. Most times the fiery-haired man was hard at work, filling out stacks of paper work that littered the messy desk. You always made sure to bring him meals, drinks, or even just popped in your head to make sure that he wasn’t in need of anything. Not that you were aware, but Diluc greatly appreciated the measures you went to in order to make sure he was content. 

It was sunset by the time Diluc finally finished with everything he had to do at the winery, however, he still held the title “The Darknight Hero”, so it wouldn’t be long before he slipped off into the night. You had finished making him his specialty dish ‘Once upon a time Mondstadt’ which was comprised of meat, potatoes, and cheese. The dish itself was fairly easy to cook, and you found yourself to be quite the master of whipping it up anytime you were craving it. You found yourself cooking it for Diluc once every month or so when he would stick around long enough to eat after he was done with his winery duties.

“Y/N.”

Diluc’s voice yanks you out of your thoughts, you had been so focused on plating the dish that you hadn’t heard the faint thumping of his boots as he approaches you. You whip your head around, glancing over your shoulder to see the darkly clothed man standing at the doorway of the kitchen. You couldn’t help the way a soft smile crept onto your face when you had laid eyes on him. 

“I made your special dish.” You give Diluc an answer before he can question what you are doing, picking up the plate with a hum. However, you don’t hand it over to him, simply walking up to your usual spot on the balcony outside his office. 

The both of you often shared meals out here, basking in the warm light provided by the setting sun while chatting idly about things like commissions or adventures you had gone on recently. Golden rays of the sun’s light were slowly sinking beyond the horizon, the clouds being bathed in a soft pink glow as the sun disappeared for the night. 

A comfortable silence drifts between the two of you as your eyes follow the sunset, the only sounds being the soft ‘whoosh’ of the wind, and the birds singing as they day comes to an end. Diluc is mainly focused on eating, red eyes shifting between his plate and you when you aren’t looking his way. As the breeze moves your hair around, you feel his eyes linger on you just a bit longer. The action makes you subconsciously turn your head to make eye contact with him, the fiery-haired male glancing away as he is caught, a bit if pink dusting his cheeks.

Cute.

It doesn’t take long for Diluc to finish eating, taking a sip of his grape juice before he comes to stand beside you at the railing of the balcony. Your eyes follow him over, hint of a smile gracing your lips as he leans against the railing, red hair being moved slightly with the wind.Your shoulder brushes up against Diluc’s making your cheeks redden at how close the man is standing beside you.

When did he get so close?

“I-” “Yo-” 

The both of you start talking at the same time, making a chuckle escape Diluc’s chest, nudging your shoulders together with a soft smile. “Go ahead.” he murmurs, voice as gentle as the breeze flowing around you both.

“I enjoy spending this time with you.” The sentence flows from your mouth smoothly before you can stop to think about it. It’s a true statement though, before you came to Mondstadt, you always felt as if something was missing, this lead you to always keep up your travelling in search of something that made you feel complete. 

Diluc is aware of how much you traveled before you came across Mondstadt, the thought that he was the reason you have stayed for so long made his heart flutter dangerously in his chest. As soon as the words left your mouth, you both turned to gaze at the other. Diluc’s red eyes gaze so intently into yours and you feel all the air leave your lungs as you scan over his face in question.

Your hearts begins to hammer in your chest as the darkly clothed man leans closer to you, his eyes never leaving yours as he moves his hand to cup your jaw. His touch is gentle, as if you’re made of the most fragile glass that would crack if he grips you too hard. The warmth of his palm licked at your skin like gentle flames making your cheeks grow scarlet in color. Diluc has known that he has liked you for weeks now, he had come to the realization after the two of you had a rather personal conversation on this very balcony under the light of the sunset. 

It isn’t long before Diluc closes the gap between your lips, your eyes slipping closed as you press closer to him. His hand, warm due to the vision he is in possession of, trails to your neck so he can pull you in closer to the kiss. His own heart is racing as if he hadn’t dreamed of doing this since the first time he realized he had feelings for you. 

When the kiss breaks your breath is coming out in little puffs, face as red as Diluc’s hair as he gaze up at the beautiful man in front of you. After only a few moments of looking at each other, a smile breaks out across the man’s face and he returns his hand to your jaw, thumb idly runnng over the soft skin. 

“Oh, how I have waited to do that...”

Hi!! I was just wondering on the post where reader was a yandere and how the boys would react, could you do something like a part 2 to it? Like where they find out the reason why reader is like this? Sorry if its not really clear and you don’t have to do it! Anyways have a good day :D

change you [albedo, childe, kaeya, diluc, xiao]

part 2 of ‘stop it’ where fem!reader is a yandere

tw: UNHEALTHY/TOXIC RELATIONSHIP, gore, violence, cuss words, manipulative behavior, obsessive and possessive behavior, murder and angst of course

albedo x fem! reader, childe x fem! reader, kaeya x fem! reader, diluc x fem! reader, xiao x fem! reader

a/n: just a reminder that this behavior should not be tolerated or idolized as it is not healthy nor is it acceptable. sorry this took such a long time anon! i’m clearing my inbox tonight since i’m finally done with school hehe. hope this is to your liking nonnie, sorry if the bits are too short !!

i would like to clarify that if any of these scenarios/hc’s of mine are similar to other writers’ works, it is unintentional and i apologize

albedo

after the incident that happened between you and his former assistant, he hadn’t left the lab and you inside it for days

he claims to others that something in his research had come up and he would be requiring maximum isolation for the next few days

or weeks

(absolutely believable considering the timely announcement of his deceased assistant)

“albedo..” the alchemist’s eye twitched at the ring of your voice, beckoning him to you

“shouldn’t you at least entertain me–your captive?” you sickeningly chuckle as you notice his annoyance

soon this turned into complete panic

“come on,” you cling onto his arm, “pay attention to me before i leave you with no assistants at all.” 

the audacity, albedo exclaims internally

“do not tempt me to bind you to a chair until i find a solution, y/n.” he peers menacingly into you in a futile attempt to guise his fear

fear that you’d be too much for him to control

that he’ll lose you even further

you let out a ‘tsk’ as you take a seat beside the busied alchemist

“why are you even trying so hard?” a mumble escapes your mouth

perhaps he felt responsible

or maybe he does this to avenge sucrose

there might even be a slim possibility of him still loving you

but none of these answers felt genuine enough to reason

“frankly enough, i, too, question why.” 

childe

your trip home was awkward

and that’s to say the least

fuming in utter disbelief and rage was your alleged lover, intentionally averting his gaze from you

he was trying so hard not you hit you, the only thing holding him back is that he didn’t want to stoop to your level

you were rather pleased with what had happened and flaunted this

“that went well,” you smile and raised an eyebrow as you eyed childe

“you have no heart at all.” his voice devoid of any emotion aside from anger reaches your ears

at this, you dare laugh amidst the tension in the atmosphere surrounding the both of you

“now, i wouldn’t say that! i did it for you, isn’t that enough to prove i’m just as human as everyone else?” 

“you make me sick.” the harbinger spits

you aren’t too pleased with this 

moving to his side, you pinch his cheeks, “come now, love. a little warning from me won’t kill them!” you attempted to lift the mood but all is in vain as you feel a wet drop trickle down from childe’s cheek to your hand

eyes widening at this. you finally pipe down at wait for his response

he grabs your wrist and yanks it from his face

“don’t you dare come near me every again, you’re the worst person i’ve ever been manipulated by.”

kaeya

to say that kaeya was disappointed is an understatement

what’s worse than catching your lover trying to murder some nun for inconveniencing him at the dead of night?

having all this happen and being a captain of the knights of favonius

“what in celestia’s name has gotten into you, y/n?”

oh, he was mad

no ‘baby,’ ‘sweetheart–’ not even ‘snowdrop’

you idly twiddle your thumbs innocently, as if you weren’t about to be charged for attempted murder in a few hours

“i thought it would make you happy.” you admit

facepalming to the highest caliber, kaeya sighs and manages to break a sarcastic smile, finding the entire situation unbelievable

“simply outstanding, l/n.”

uh oh, he used your last name

furrowing your eyebrows, you raise one, “you’ve never called me that, sweetheart.”

kaeya glares at you, “let’s put it like this–i’m trying my absolute best not to knock you out right now.”

“i still don’t see how i did anything wrong.” you cross your arms

the knight chuckles hoarsely

“oh, you will.” he states 

and after that, he goes ahead to the acting grandmaster’s office

things are going to be pretty rough for you from now on

diluc

once he had found adelinde’s corpse in the vicinity and see how you disposed of her, he felt sick to the stomach

yet another one buried six feet under his

“do you like my gift, dearest?” placing a hand on his stiff shoulder, you look at the mess you made

“why, you-” he grumbled and grits his teeth

and the worst has yet to come

“once i have you behind bars for this, i’ll make sure you repent.” diluc states with his clenched fists

“oh, about that-” you laugh, “you can’t”

what?

“excuse me?!” the pyro wielder exclaims

“well, mister flawless reputation, i’ve already devised a plan beforehand,” you pause to slowly circle the man frozen in place

“elzer had put in records of cannibalism in adelinde’s files, since suspicion has been around for a while.” 

damn the maids for having such loud mouths

“a simple statement such as ‘it was self defense!’ and it’d be fine.”

you were truly a force to be reckoned with when aggravated

even so, if he couldn’t have you put in jail, no way was he going to let you live alongside him any further

“pack your things.” he clenches his jaw and drags you indoors

“i’ll give you five minutes to take everything with you, and if you dare defy me this time, i’ll make sure you are dealt with swiftly myself.”

xiao

out of everything you could’ve surprised him with, why did it have to be this?

this wasn’t a pleasant surprise, no

he didn't feel any love from what you’d done, only the flames of fury engulfed the adeptus

“in what plane if existence did you think what you’d done is flattering?!” the yaksha yelled once you and him got to a secluded room in wangshu inn

“xiao, i wasn’t trying to be mean, she laid her eyes on you-”

“like every other being does! gods, y/n, you’re unfathomable.” xiao rubs his temples

inching closer to the trembling man, you atemtped to massage his throbbing head

your efforts have been dismissed with a swat of xiao’s hand as he growls at you

“don’t touch me, filthy mortal.”

“you make me sound like i killed someone,” you laughed it off which angered him greatly

“you almost did!” he reasoned and you tilted your head, feigning ignorance as if this wasn’t a huge deal

“listen, if you’re not going to act accordingly and attack everyone who even lays their eyes on me, do not try to call out my name,” he turns back to you before disappearing into mists of green and black

“i won’t heed to your call.”

may I request HCs for Albedo, Childe, Kaeya, Diluc and Xiao realizing their fem!darling is a yandere? like how would they feel and react?? ( i hope u don't make it too angst :(( ) - if u don't feel comfortable wrting this, i am deeply apologize, feel free to ignore this :<

stop it [albedo, childe, kaeya, diluc, xiao]

they find out their darling is a yandere! how will they fight to fix them?

tw: UNHEALTHY/TOXIC RELATIONSHIP, gore, violence, cuss words, manipulative behavior, obsessive and possessive behavior, murder

albedo x fem! reader, childe x fem! reader, kaeya x fem! reader, diluc x fem! reader, xiao x fem! reader

a/n: just a note that this behavior should not be romanticized and should not be followed! i believe that the boys would not condone this behavior either. sorry that this took a while nonnie! hope this is to your liking.

i would like to clarify that if any of these scenarios/hc's of mine are similar to other writers' works, it is unintentional and i apologize

not proof read

albedo

it came to him when he started picking up on your possessive behavior

he first found it quite unusual, how defensive you were when people–even his own students–pointed out how much you hogged the man to yourself

it was no secret you loved him, albeit maybe you did a little too much 

for the first few days of this repetitive behavior of yours, he didn’t seem to take it too seriously, he even indulges your fantasies when he found the time to do so

calling him yours alone and how everyone wouldn't matter, just as his queen said

how foolish of him to feed into this obsessive mindset of yours, he now knows

the kreideprinz was a fearless man, never submitting even to the most nerve-wracking of consequences

you should earn an award for making him tremble

face to face with your gruesome figure, albedo hesitates to move

finally, you break the tension

“what’s wrong, my love? is something bothering you?” you ask, taking a step forward

“stay back. don’t you dare touch me- i-..” he grows speechless

you slowly retreated to your space, pouting

“is it this corpse? i’m sorry, but she was getting in the way! always asking about your whereabouts and such, truly a burden-”

“sucrose was my assistant! why the hell wouldn’t she ask about me?!” his heart rate quickened, the blond has never experienced this much terror in his life

you grew silent, taking in the chief alchemist’s words

he feels his heart drop to his feet when he sees you smile slowly

“well, there’s nothing we can do about it now, hm?” you hug albedo after throwing the bat you used to bash open your victim’s skull, tainted with putrid crimson 

you laugh and bury your head in his chest but you notice droplets of water falling to your scalp

you look up at your quivering love and he stares back at you

“i’ll fix you, i’ll do whatever it takes to change those despicable temptations of yours and i’ll get you back, y/n.”

childe

childe was naturally clingy, never letting you out of his sight for more than two minutes. as a result, he didn't pick up on the subtle signs of your toxic behavior

what made him question this was your unreasonably foul attitude towards his family

one night, you and him visited his siblings in snezhnaya to have dinner

he was jubilant to say the least, the love of his life will finaly get the chance to meet the people he loved just as much as her!

"why are you so excited to see your siblings?" your question left him dumbfounded

did you not want to see them?

"well, y/n my dear, if there was anything i loved nore than you; it would be my beloved family!" he chuckles

when you reach his house, he's so excited that he misses how your eyes darken when he knocks at the door

"big brother! you're here!" teucer jumps in joy and hugs his sibling, the brother in question hugs back lovingly

how you hated it, make it end already

"teucer! i've missed you, too. how are sister tonia and the others?" childe smiles

was your presence suddenly not the most important thing anymore to him?

oh no, you're not going to let this happen

you cough and childe looks back at you, apologizing

"sorry, babe. come inside, i'll introduce you to the others." he takes your hand and guides you indoors to the living room

at the sight of their dear big brother, the group of siblings raced and laced their arms around him one way or another

childe laughs and attempts to stretch to hug all of then at the same time, only being able to circle two of his siblings

you felt inadequate again, damn siblings.

as childe introduces you to his family as his girlfriend, you didn't bother to mask your dislike for them

this concerns your beloved to the highest caliber

dinner rolls around and uncharacteristically, you offer to help out with preparing the food

childe was reluctant but overall, he couldn't deny a chance for you to finally change your views on atleast one of his siblings

"thank you for allowing me to help, tonia." you smile, feigningly to clarify

"it's no problem, i should be thanking you for insisting." she laughs and leaves the food on the counter to grab a condiment placed on the opposite side of the kitchen

quickly and silently, you scan the premises for what you needed

you find a container of rubbing alcohol in a compartment

grinning, you took it and spilled half the container into the water jug to be served

discarding of the half-empty bottle and putting the jug's lid back on, tonia returns and continues preparing the food

perfect.

when the food and tampered water was served, you replaced childe's glass of water swiftly

one of the siblings drinks the water and after a few minutes, he excuses himself while coughing

tonia was next and then teucer, childe was going insane and growing more and more concerned

finally having enough, he checks the food and once he smells the strong scent of alcohol in the jug of water, his eyes widen

he turns to you, his heart sinking at your triumphant expression

"y/n, how could you?!" he furrows his eyebrows, what happened to his beloved?

"they were taking you away from me. what was i supposed to do?" you raise an eyebrow

he clenches his fist. when he hears his siblings suffering, he heaves heavily

"we'll talk about this later and i swear to the gods i will change your attitude."

kaeya

kaeya is perceptive, he may have picked up on your despicable views earlier than the rest

how? don't question, it's his responsibility to take care of you

he does nothing at first, finding your obsessive behavior harmless at the present time

however, he draws the line after one particular event

"haha, well- if it weren't for how you sneaked through headquarter grounds, i wouldn't have had to waste my time tracking you down." he peers sarcastically at rosaria, he latter scoffing

"it's none of my business what you find suspicious." she sips on the wine she was holding

kaeya lets out a 'tch' and looks away, clearly upset

he arrives home to you cooking supper, his arms snaking around your waist

you smile, "bad day?" you ask, you know how he gets when he's dim and gloomy

"not particularly, but just had some trouble with sister rosaria."

what?

"what about her?" your grip on the ladle tightens

"nothing, it's really not a big deal." he palms your hand, kissing your neck

"oh, alright. if you say so, love." you state, but he should've watched what he says

you had your mind set and there was no stopping you

around 2-3 am you sneaked out of your shared home with the captain.

grabbing a cloak and satchel which incased your belongings, you head out into the streets

'where could that damn nun be at this time of night?'

you ponder for a good few minutes until-

bingo; clearing camps.

sneaking past the knights is rather easy, distract them with a rabbit and all is good

pulling the hood of the cloak lower to hide your face, you speed into the wilderness in search of rosaria

you find the preoccupied nun vanquishing a camp of hilichurls around the whispering woods, too busy to notice your presence

opening your satchel, you take your mask and secure it to your face

time to go through with the plan you'd devised.

"huh-?" rosaria hadn't reacted fast enough and you managed to tackle her to the ground after the last hilichurl was disposed of

she chokes on your hold and attempts to shove you off, only for her attempt to whiff

grabbing the polearm she had in her dominant hand, you twirl it and use it to replace your hand on her throat, choking her with ger own weapon

"w-who in t-the world..?" rosaria glares and struggles to keep herself conscious

you smirked, putting more pressure on the polearm

she grows more and more panicked, you bask in her expression of utter helplessness

she should have known better than to mess with you

to mess with kaeya

this is what she gets

you are going to have your way

yes, almost there-

"not quite, fiend."

suddenly, you get pulled back by the hood and you gasp in shock

rosaria recovers quickly and stands up, snatching back her weapon from your distracted figure

"though i hate to admit it, you sure can be a helpful comrade, cavalry captain." the nun scoffs

your blood went cold

"now who in the seven nations might this rodent be?" kaeya frowns, you attempt to struggle from his grip but to no avail

he takes off your disguise and you purse your lips

"..y/n?" rosaria questions, much more confused than your lover

"i had a feeling." kaeya remarks, surprising both you and the nun

"kaeya, you understand right? she upset you, she made you go through all that work just for you to find out it was some shady bitch roaming around the fucking city!" the two wince at your vulgar language, clearly not having any of it

"what's done is done." rosaria states and goes ahead to return to mond

kaeya lets you go and crosses his arms, disappointed in you

"you should know better, y/n. i'll have you know that although i love you dearly, this behavior of yours is not what i want from you." he reprimands you and you furrow your brows

"it's just me showing my love for you, i don't see what's wrong."

your statement makes the knight sigh

this is going to be a long night for the both of you

diluc

diluc wouldn't be too busy to spend time with you, but he'd be too busy to take notice of your toxicity

you lived in the manor, because of this, you had access to everything in the site

and when i say everything, i mean everything

yes, he trusted you too much and that's his downfall

not his, but rather a maid's

you were aware of his darknight hero duties and he made sure that you did, kissing you goodbye before leaving to rinse the land of roaming dangers

one night in particular, a certain head maid had made you quite envious

offering diluc a glass of grape juice, fixing his collar before he goes on about his daily stroll, even daring to clean his shared bedroom with you! my, how audacious she is.

after giving you a tender kiss, your lover heads out into the night and leaves you with the maids, giving you the opportunity to continue on your devious ways

calling adelinde into the garden, she comes along with the items you requested

two towels, a fork and a plate

of course she questioned it but who was she to deny her master's sweetheart?

with shaking limbs, she made her way towards the garden

"ah, finally. you're here," you make your way towards adelinde and she gulps

"i-i have the items you requested, miss y/n," she hands you the three objects that will serve a huge purpose tonight

"thank you," you smile at her as she attempts to smile and bow respectfully

"if that is all, i shall take my leave." she retreats into the manor

or atleast, she thoughts she was going to

quickly, you roll the towel and gag adelinde with it, tying the towel together and stabbing it to her nape with the fork with brute force

she screams for a split second and you smile, quickly bashing her head with the plate.

looking down at your doing, you grin impossibly wide

"miss y/n, why couldn't you have simply knocked her out first as to avoid her creating a rather loud shriek?" elzer sighed

"i wanted to hear her in agony, is that odd?" you raise an eyebrow at the chairman

he shakes his head, "no, not at all, master."

the next day, diluc is faced with a rather odd feeling of dread

as he finds adelinde, ironically, nowhere to be found, he immediately asks elzer which in turn is sworn to secrecy by you

it completely drove him mad, and you tried to take his mind off the maid yet he only pushed you aside

this angered you to the core

"what–is that maid more important than me now, after all this work i've done for you?!" you yelled at him and he huffs in annoyance

"what do you mean work?!" he yells back

"what could you have possibly done for me-" "i got rid of that bitch!"

he freezes, what did you just say?

you, there's no way. you aren't serious right? he must've misheard you, there's no fucking possibility that his head maid was de-

"she's gone. i made sure of it."

diluc feels a boiling sensation in his stomach and he takes your wrist to drag you to the outside of his office

"y/n, you better tell me where she is or i swear to barbatos i'm going to-"

he stops himself. what was he going to do? the same thing you had just done?

you smile at his realization, circling him

"see? you were just about to be hypocritical there, love." you chuckle

diluc gritted his teeth and steadies himself

he's going to teach you a lesson one way or another, but never in his life will he come to commit the crime you'd done

xiao

the adeptus neither cared nor disliked the things you do for him, however, when you stepped out of line one day, he began to watch over you like a hawk

it was when the traveler, lumine, visited your adeptus lover

you were excited to see xiao, you had two plates of almond tofu in hand and was stepping up the staira to the balcony

you hummed a little tune to yourself

"first hilichurl got sick, second hilichurl took care, third hilichurl gathers medicine, fourth hilichurl prepares-"

you halt your singing when you hear laughter

laughter from a woman, huffs from a man

an adeptus

your adeptus

"xiao, thanks for meeting up with me today, i really appreciate it." lumine smiles at the yaksha, "we would've been at a loss if it weren't for you."

frowning, you step back and watch them from behind the opening of the balcony

"i am in no need of your reassurance, puny mortal. it was a necessity for rex lapis' sake, do not take it any other way." he says, although the flush of his face was an obvious indicator that he also cared for his friend

"yeah, whatever you say xiao." paimon laughed and lumine soon after

fuck. you felt something break on your foot.

xiao and the traveler snapped their heads to your direction–

only to find nothing there

"i'll go check on it," lumine offers and xiao simply nods, finishing the tofu she brought for him

the blonde traveller walks to the scene and sees a plate of almond tofu in bits and pieces

"eh?... what's all this?" she questions

she crouches down to observe the scene

her fault.

"AH-!" lumine tumbles down the stairs with you on top of her

not giving her time to react, you punch her in the face repeatedly

"don't-" smack in the face

"try-" punch up her chin

"to-" bash her head on the floor

"take-" punch to the left

"him!" punch to the right

verr goldet and paimon cries for you to stop, the former prying you off the bruised blonde

xiao hears the commotion and sees the traveller's nose bleeding and your figure heaving on the ground, fists clenched

if verr goldet hadn't pulled you away, you would've killed the girl

xiao huffs and shakes visibly

"what is all this?" he angrily mumbles, "care to explain yourself, y/n?"

"xiao-" you begin to cry, "why would you spend time with her? i'm hurt of course!"

"you intend to tell me you're the only one i can talk to?" he raises his tone

"yes!" you whimper

unbelievable

"..verr goldet, bring the traveller to a healer, y/n, come with me." he holds a stoic expression

he was beyond angry

following him to the balcony, he keeps a distance from you, about three steps away.

finally coming to a stop, he faces you.

"i don't know what got onto you, but we're going to solve this," he crosses his arms, "right here, right now."

you can do it! [albedo, kaeya, childe, zhongli and diluc]

s/o has been going through a depressive episode and lacks motivation to finish their work and is getting anxiety because of it

tw: none, mentions of depression/anxiety, nothing too much. fluffy comfort <3

albedo x gn!reader, kaeya x gn!reader, childe x gn!reader, zhongli x gn!reader, diluc x gn!reader

a/n: self indulgent bc i'm way behind school and in the middle of a depressive episode so motivation's been lacking ;-; hope you guys are having a good week tho!

i would like to clarify that if any of these scenarios/hc's of mine are similar to other writers' works, it is unintentional and i apologize

albedo

oh? unmotivated you say.. self depricating thoughts? intrusive ones too?

albedo was never one to mope around when he was stuck on some problem he's yet to puzzle together, but seeing you exhausted, anxious and so... dull–he desperately wants to take all your worries away

he's a bit slow, failing to realize your depressive episode for a few days. as it prolongs, he notices how you seem to talk down to yourself and give up easily

sometimes, you don't even start work at all

this is due to your anxiety, he assumes as you think you're incapable of finishing or doing the work satisfactorily enough.

pulling you into an embrace from behind as you work on the projects you've been stuck on for the past few weeks, he gently whispers into your shoulder

"darling, have you been alright recently? are you in need of assistance?" he asks

he presses a loving kiss on your neck and you stifle a chuckle

"it's that apparent, no? i've been under the weather for quite a while now.."

as you explain your reasons and all your troubles to his end, he nods and hums ever so often

"you must be feeling drained, hm? well, frankly enough, i seem to need a break myself."

"eh? albedo where-!!”

he pulls you away from your working place and carries you to the couch, laying you down gently as he smiles at you

"aside from your unmotivated self, i reckon you need reassurance for those intrusive thoughts of yours."

and that, ladies, gentlemen and folks, is how you end up cuddling with albedo until the sun sets and you fall asleep

bask in the comfort of his words as he calls you his everything and more :')) <333

kaeya

my, oh my. what's gotten into his precious little love?

he's sharp, quite easily takes notice to your frantic and dim self.

he sees you sitting outside, head in your hands and sighs leaving your lips every now and then

unbeknownst to you, he creeps behind you and presses a careful peck on the nape of your neck, causing you to flinch and look back quickly

he was about to laugh at your cuteness, but as soon as he's reminded of your troubled state, he sits beside you and takes your face into his hands

sir we're in the plaza-

"oh archons, why is my sunshine so dim these days?" he pouts

rip u probably after this

"kaeya.. well, you see-"

and as you explain your current doubts and anxieties, he strokes your cheeks softly and looks into your eyes fondly

when you're finished, he nods and presses a light kiss on your forehead, a silent promise to accompany and help you on your endeavors to face your troubles

"i'll always be here for you, my love. if there's anything i can help you with, do not hesitate to come into my arms, hm?"

"noted, mr. suave"

jkjk o r a m i

he laughs and kisses you on the edge of your mouth

"what say you we head into the tavern for a bit? you could use some relaxation, right?"

as if you had a choice other than to say yes

childe

this man would know the second it started

having a bunch of siblings has its benefits huh

when he walks into your shared room and sees you on the edge, tears brimming your eyes he sits you down on your bed

"hey, hey.. i'm here, it's alright."

as you cry in his embrace, he rocks you gently, shushing you softly in an attempt to hinder your tears

"you can tell me if you're up for it, honey. i'm never too busy for you."

"i-it's just that-"

mhm. oh? why, how dare they treat you so harshly. really? why must you have to be burdened so heavily?

he acknowledges your struggles and worries with gentle strokes and brushing through your hair

"you have it really rough, don't you? ah well, nothing we can do but-"

"childe?"

he stands up and leaves the room for a second

he comes back with food, drinks, your favorite clothing of his, a scented candle you bought and some books you have yet to finish reading

the action warms your heart as you sniffle and smile at your lover

as soon as he lays down with you, prepare to never see daylight again as he won't let go for the longest, and i mean longest time ever

"i love you, y/n. you're strong and don't let anything, not even yourself, make you think otherwise."

zhongli

dearest, must life be so unfair to you? why you out of all people?

zhongli is wise–he knows something is bothering you when it does. that being said, he isn't sure whether or not he should approach you so directly

especially if it seems like a sensitive topic

instead, in your depressive state and anxious fiddling, he calls you over to him

he pulls you into his lap as he takes your face into his hand and kisses you tenderly

"my dear, has anything been bothering you? might i offer my hand in dealing with them?"

you'd think kaeya's mr. suave then this man pops up with his broke ass

"as a matter of fact.."

as you go on and state your dealings and troubles, he listens with an almost solemn look

he looks at you with utmost affection and concern when you finish

"the terrains of life have been steep and intimidating, you have been very commendable for braving through these, my dearest."

he places his lips onto your own and strokes the back of your head lovingly

for a reserved man, zhongli easily expresses his affection for you in multitudes of ways

his kisses being one of them

after parting your lips, he peppers your face with his kisses and you laugh quietly at his ministrations

"might i suggest a quick stroll to take your mind off things?"

you agree, thinking that once you head home, you'll be back to work with a clearer mind

little did you know mr. no money in his pockets got a liiiittle surprise for you as you won't be returning to your work any time soon :DDDD

by 'surprise' i mean he's taking you out to dinner

yall nasties

diluc

diluc is a busy man, dealing with a winery and all

along with his night profession (which he has only admitted to you and the traveling duo)

you did your best to hide your troubled self and aid him in his work, but you can only hold the facade for so long before it eats you up inside

when you break, he is slightly taken aback but is quick to comfort you

he sees you shaking and situates you on his couch as he sits beside you, rubbing your back as you curl into his figure

he's very warm

"sweetheart, would you mind telling me the problem?" he asks

he waits for an answer as you're still trying to find the words

"diluc, i'm sorry for bothering you.. i know you have plenty on your schedule and-”

"y/n, you're my top priority, no matter what. my work is nothing compared to what you mean to me."

and it's true, you're really his top priority

woohoo !! :DD

when you explain your anxieties and doubts to diluc, he's very understanding and listens to you earnestly

"-and that's why i've been so.. down, let's put it."

he strokes your face and presses his forehead to your own, looking you in the eye softly

he pulls you in tighter and closer, pressing kisses to your jawline and below your ear

"thank you for expressing your troubles with me, my love. i'm sorry for not noticing earlier."

"no need, love, you're very busy and i can't thank you enough for taking the time to understand me."

he pulls away for a second and shakes his head

"again, my work is nothing compared to you. i am willing to put aside all my responsibilities for a week in order to ensure your happiness."

uh wh a t

"ah," you laugh concerned, "sure–"

"which is what we're going to be doing this week." he smiles

welp. no turning back now

enjoy ur week with the redhead you utter s i m p

Cooking with Genshin boys

Characters : Kaeya, Albedo, Thoma, Razor, Xiao, Chongyun, Childe, Diluc

Genres/warnings : Headcanons, fluff, sfw, comedy, crack

Cw: none

A/n : Turned to be pretty long because I added a lot of characters but i had fun writing this! ^w^

Kaeya :

• As I will repeat in each headcanons including Kaeya, C H A O S.

• I think that before your relationship, he was always buying pre prepared meals, because he didn’t have the time to cook due to his work which lets him go pretty late

• So now that he has you to take good care of him and his health, he wants to help you out preparing good dishes, even if you tell him it’s fine and that you can do it on your own.

• But he really insits, and so you let him

•But maybe you shouldn't have...

• He wants you to teach him how to prepare things, so he can do it even when you aren’t here (ngl he just wants to bake you sweets to surprise you (っ▪︎3▪︎)っ

• So you start with something easy... something very easy... something that literally anyone can do... something as easy as... CRÊPES.

• You know how bad is Kaeya at cooking. So you thought to yourself : "We’ll make something super duper easy, we’ll easily succeed, I’ll praise him, he’ll be happy. Yea, that seems like a good plan!

• But things don't work out as you wished they would...

• At the end of the session, you have flour on your head, eggs are spilled everywhere, and you created some ultra-sugared and burnt abomination, meanwhile Kaeya is just like : "That apron really does suit you sweetheart~"

• Definitely never doing this again

Albedo :

• Oh, that time when you were just in the kitchen cooking something nice...

•Albedo came up from nowhere just to blame you

• "Are you sure you put enough milk?" "I think this part is missed." "Ah... no, you have to do it like that, actually." "Oh, just give me the whisk, i’ll show you."

• And then he literally pushed you out and finished the dish

• It was absolutely delicious (now you want him to cook everyday)

• Albedo is a great Alchemist, so for him, everything must be measured to the nearest gram

• Of course, this also applies in cooking

• So every time you try to spend good time with him cooking or baking, he’ll be hella annoying, just wanting the thing to be perfect, not even paying attention to you.

• Of course, you pout.

• Of course, he notices.

• Of course, he doesn't understand

• In the end you’re just tired of this so you stop and just carry on

Thoma :

• THE HOUSEHUSBAND

• Not only is he good at cooking, he also is in every other housework, such as cleaning or gardening-

• So when you ask him to cook together, of course he’ll be more than happy :D

• I feel like he’d prepare you Mondstadt dishes  ꈍᴥꈍʔ

• It’s so fun cooking with him omg-

• He’d place his hands over yours and show you the way you have to mix up but like in a totally innocent and gentle and kind waaaayyyyy until he notices you blushing so that makes him blush too and he’s just like uhh what did I do

• Sometimes you’ll suggest to cook so he can rest for once because he’s always the one doing all the work

• At first he’d want to decline the offer BUT PLEASE INSIST THIS MAN NEEDS SOME REST

Razor :

• Did someone say kitchen? What the hell is this???

• You’d go FIND and HUNT the ingredients with him

• And cook them in the middle of the forest

• He shows you how to light a fire, butcher a beast, which plants are edible and which ones are not,...

• (●-●)

• Who would have thought he would be the one to teach you things

• You were already imagining you teaching him how to use an oven, and the expression he makes when he’s not understanding anything

• ROLES HAVE REVERSED, Y/N

Xiao :

• Always begging you to bake almond tofu

• "Ugh, Xiao, I can’t just make almond tofu everyday..!"

• You ended up doing it together anyway ;-;

• That sure wasn't easy U-U

• Xiao used to live in the Wangshu inn, so he was probably eating there. (Do Adepties have to eat tho??)

• Therefore, he has no experience in cooking, thats why you offered him to do it together (The main reason was that you wanted to spend more time with him---)

• Once you’re (finally-) done, he just stands here, admiring his own work with wide opened eyes without a word. "C-can we eat it now?"

• You grin and pat him on the head as a reward. "Of course you can! Good job Xiao!"

• Now he’s a blushing mess.

Chongyun :

• It’s a pain cooking for him because he can’t stand hot or spicy food

• But you can’t make cold dishes or salads everyday (especially in winter-)

• He gets that you’re kinda tired of this so he offers to cook himself not to bother you

• YOU THINK IT’S SWEET OF HIM buuuut you refuse

• Instead you propose to cook together to have some fun

• And so you two end up making colorful popsicles ^○^

• (You go ask Xiangling what he’s used to eat afterwards-)

Childe :

• YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD CHOPSTICKS AND HE’S TIRED OF IT LMAO

• I don’t know if I see him as a pretty good cook or as an even worth one than Kaeya 🤔

• Nevermind, I just remembered what Teucer said

• THE HOUSEHUSBAND #2

• But even tho he’s the one cooking for you two,

• HE STILL CAN’T HOLD CHOPSTICKS-

• C’mon dude, we don’t want your Sneznaya dishes, so you have to use  c h o p s t i c k s (i’m talking but i have never used chopsticks before lol-)

• Of courseeee you’ll teach him so you can cook together

• And in exchange he’ll teach you how to cook :D

Diluc :

• I have no idea what to write for this man

• Like, can he cook??

• All I can think about is the KFC × Genshin crossover

• But can he cook tho????

• I feel like just like Kaeya, he doesn't really have the time to cook because of work (and his batman post work-) but when he can, he’s probably able to make some pretty good things

• But ngl he prefers to eat what YOU make for him u_u