Please Bro-

If I caught myers on the table in that position I won’t be able to control myself. Amen 🙏

Why am I still fucking single.

West End Girl

Mikaela Reid x GN! Reader

Summary: You’re friends decide to (safely) push you out your comfort zone. You help out a nice woman and even get her number! (listen to pet shop boys🤬)

You’re friends decided you needed to get out the house for once. You reluctantly agreed. You were walking your friends with the fall air attacking your cheeks. Cold but so enjoyable crunchy leaves beneath your feet and pumpkins all over.

“Sit my dear.” One of you’re friends smile patting your back. They come back to bring you a glass of hot chocolate. “Thanks.” You pat there back as you take a sip waiting. You were relaxing to yourself when you hear an angered voice. 

“Are you kidding me please I have to read my story!” You look over to see a beautiful woman with red curly hair with a witch outfit on. Your friends notice you staring as they look at you confused. “Pretty….” You mutter. 

“Please sir just let me in I have my ID and everything! You’re just being a bit cruel don’t you think.” The man obviously got mad at that as you began to walk towards her. “Oh fuck off you whore.” She automatically cowers down a bit, angry. 

“Excuse me? Can I ask why you’re harassing my girlfriend?” You ask as you pull her in gently not wanting to scare her. “She’s-“ you cut him off “

“there’s no excuse she has an ID, and has performed here before. It’s not her fault if your blind now if you’d excuse me I can get my best friend, who happens to be the owner to make sure you have a poster of your own.” 

The woman smiles softly at you. “Fine fuck.” The man walks away as she lets out a shaky breath. “Come in its cold out there.” You keep her in your arms bringing her inside. Your friends look over to see you with the red-head in your arms. 

They give you a smirk as you sit down with her next to you. “Hello there what’s your name?” One asks she speaks in a more confident tone “Mikaela Reid, pleasure.” She shakes all of their hands than looks at you.  “What’s your name?” You give her your name as she smiles brightly. 

“Thank you again.” She stand up dressing her dress as she gets called up. You guys get ready to watch her show excitedly. “Someone’s got a girlfriend.” You’re friends all smile.

You just roll your eyes. 

She begins to tell her stories as you all listen closely. She … she could tell stories good lord! When she was done everyone claps as you give her a standing ovation. 

Everyone begins to talk to her telling her about how great her stories are. She thanks them gratefully. You watch from the sidelines with a smile as she turns her head to you. She gives a bright grin as she waves goodbye to the other people. 

“Hey, I was wondering if you want my number? Not a lot of people can do what you did and I feel like maybe that’ll show you my appreciation.” You felt your face getting redder as she gets closer. 

“Yeah! It’s really not a big deal though Mikaela. You don’t owe me anything, any good person would’ve done it.” She laughs “I’m not even sure sometimes if there’s any good people left.” You smile “I’d love to take your number though, let me know if you ever need anything. I can promise I’ll be at your next show.” 

She looks at you with admiration as she begins to walk away. “Can I walk you to your car?” You speak softly. She nods as she starts to walk. You open her door for her as she gets in. “Thank you again.” She blows a kiss driving away. 

You walk back in to the open house as your friends watch the next person on stage. You sit with a happy smile. “Someone’s got a girlfriend!!!” Your friends laugh as you roll your eyes. “Oh come on they’ve always been obsessed with west end girls!” You laugh “Good song.” “Honestly.” You lean back paying no attention to them as you imagine Mikaela. You shake happily in your seat thinking about her next show. 

little do they know i didnt watch morbius i only watched the moist meter👺

alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭

BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP

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Oc Information: JUDAS

(Body): Judas is 39 years old. He’s 6’6 and 280 pounds. He doesn’t shave often, he usually just keeps it cause he has little time on his hands. He’s very muscular but there’s still a bit of chub there. He’s got blond hair and dark skin. Judas is originally from the Middle East. He’s African and Egyptian. He wears his eye patch because as a child one of the rulers ripped it out. He keeps it on so he doesn’t get insecure or even reminded constantly. Thick boy, fat ass and tits 🙏

(Personality): Judas is a very sweet guy, he’s very mature and he does give little reassuring smiles but he doesn’t often. He’s the father type, He’s very intimidating because his height but if you get to know him he’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. Not a war guy. Peace over violence is how he likes to go but can’t really. 

Early life:  He’s actually a triplet! Oldest: Judas Middle: Mary (Mary goes by any pronouns btw👍🏽) Youngest: Gabriel. Judas didn’t really have bad parents or anything everyone just kinda fell apart. His father passed from cancer and due to his mother religion she couldn’t work or anything. Judas was only like 12 at the time. His mother told him to get his sibling to America safely. She gave him the remaining money they had and shipped all of them out. He found out a few years later after that, she shot herself in the head so none of them had to worry about her.

(Disability/ Illnesses): It’s obvious that one of his disabilities is his sight but he does have other ones. He has scoliosis to like a ninety degree (used to be way worse) and arthritis. He also has dyslexia. He has quite a few mental illnesses: Bi Polar depression (he was more of a self deprecating person he never tried to hurt anyone else), Paranoia, Psychosis and social anxiety (same bestie). 

Fun fact: Mary has severe adhd while Gabriel has severe autism. 

(Worklife): After the BSAA got him he just wants Chris fr. “Hey Redfield, I could continue your bloodline, let me put a baby in you, pussy.” Anyyyywaaaayyysss- very motivating, if you don’t like working out or anything like that he’ll encourage you somehow that you run 4 laps bro. He’s such a sweet guy, he’s always got whatever you need on him. For his fellow disabled team, he’s got sugary for the people with diabetes, braces for the body, he’s got shots for people allergic reactions, inhalers, pain medication, ginger Al’s for sickness, herbal remedies and medical. Bros got you. 

Anyway that’s some basic stuff and his birthday is September the 6th. Virgo if your interested in zodiacs, is a clean freak I’ll feed the astronomy friends to👍🏽

Thanks for listening my friends now it’s time to go to school and be sick for the rest of the day 🙏

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

Guess who’s gonna be making a 40 follower special ❤️

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Link?

Why did my friend send me a voldmort (not tom riddle ) smut ...

send them a fee for that.

OMGGG I LOVEEE OCS, SELF INSERTS AND MADNESS COMBAT SO IM CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR INSERT- WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYONE?!!! 😉😉😉😉

Hey babes great question-

uh well a quick rundown of my personality is I’m serious and stern around people I don’t really like or care about and around friends of mine I let go completely but trust issues go brrrr anyways-

anyways their an Arc Angel of sorts so they don’t necessarily get along with auditor or Jebus. Let’s get into it!

Jebus: Like I said they don’t really like him and he doesn’t really like them. They tend to brawl it out a little bit they’ve got that frenemy relationship. They have their fun together lots of laughs but they still don’t forget the fact that they still want each others heads on spikes. Though their relationship would have to be 5.5/10 like I said it differs but they usually hit it off when they’re not trying to kill another.

Auditor: Bro can’t stand him, he’s such an asshole bro. He’s not even fun to talk to, yeah he’s a little hot but an ass. Anyways bro wants to kill the Auditor but waits because they simply don’t feel like doing it. Unlike Jebus and them their enemy’s pure enemy’s. They wanna sock him in the face and spit on him. Their relationship is a 2/10 never keep them in a room together it will not end well for either party.

Phobos: They’re actually decent friends they definitely don’t like his ego or his whole outlook on everything but they don’t do anything about it really. Their a true neutral tbh. Though they don’t approve his actions or anything when they look pass that their not bad friends.

Mag agents: I mean their neutral with them like everything, their impressed by their forms and the brutality of them. It’s sad to be honest but intriguing to watch. They like observing them but their not really friends with any. They can’t even name one. The MAG agents beware them though.

Grunts: They have a soft spot for them to be fair, their small and innocent, some. They understand that their mostly doing the killing business to survive. They don’t kill them unless they have to and usually remorseful if so. They like giving hat pats and some grunts go to them for hugs. They try to not get attached because they know for a fact their gonna get killed but they can’t help it and still get sad. 5/10

2BDammed: usually they help him with his work and stuff like that. They fetch him remedies and even share secret medicines. They like to help him out, similar to an assistant. Usually you’ll see them in his office sometimes teleporting in and out of it. They’ll usually give a small wave before turning into a fog of gray. 7.5/10

Deimos: Very good friends actually. They like fucking around with him and so does he. They’ll randomly teleport to scare him and he pulls lots of pranks on them. Their light hearted but really cruel pranks and jokes. Almost have Deimos a heartattack before no joke like bro started genuinely hyperventilating like crazy. They apologized profusely and he just laughed it off. 8.5/10

Sandfard: There both black so they can relate with racism and stuff like that. They talk and vent to each other. They’re besties and care about e another dearly. They like going to parties and just talking. They share a lot of similarities with their personalities. They appreciate each others company and simply each other. 9/10

Tricky: They make lots of jokes with tricky, they like goofing around with each other. They have lots of fun and dance parties. Drinking buddies each others wing men. Always trying to help each other get some play. Someday, someday. When they were both human they had a great relationship and they have a great relationship through death. 9/10

Hank J. Wimbleton: Oh boy- so at first Hank payed not attention to them. When they attempted to make small talk he paid no mind. They knew he was cold and understood where he was coming from perfectly. They both have had their fair share of trust issues of course. When they first met he attempted to kill them but he failed. What made it even more insulting was that they didn’t even try to kill him. He was just stuck in a loop of swings and dodges. After that little deal he didn’t think much of it until- 2BDammed brought them in talking about them and how great they are. He was mad but he realized they attempted or socialize with him. He was flattered oddly, they got closer and closer and eventually Hank got a little crush😏

hope this was decent 🧍‍♂️