Sirius: You’ve Always Been Jealous Of Me!

“Lovesick james” this, “smitten james” that.

Give me feral regulus. I want a man that is so down bad he falls to his knees and starts complaining about how hot james was that day. I want regulus to literally be stumbling and swooning. I want regulus to be like when your 12 and following your crush around school like its an undercover mission Give my man some recognition for his animal side

“The alchemy by taylor swift” but it’s actually just James’ lovers to/about James.

“Truth, dare, spin bottles. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle. Brand new, full throttle. Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto. It’s true, swear, scout honour. You knew what you wanted, and, boy, you got her.”

Buts it’s Lily Evans writing about her boyfriend James Potter.

What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?

In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.

It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..

“They'll never know how I'd stared at the dark in that room. With no thoughts, like a blood-sniffing shark. And while my dreams made music in the night, Carefully, I was going to live” but it’s Sirius Black leaving.

Remus: is he the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit it his entire life?

James: .. I wouldn’t say that, but if I were going to say that, I would say it about him.

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.

The skittles / the emeralds and random fears I’ve made for them (ik a person with one of these fears)

Regulus Black:

- He is terrified of hot concrete, once Sirius told him his shoes would melt and it would melt his feet as well and he didn’t believe him and still went walking on in, and the bottoms of his shoes did, infact, melt and he was terrified his feet would melt, still won’t walk on it.

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood:

- When she was 8 she snuck out of her bedroom, when she was supposed to be sleeping, and went outside to try and get a pet snail, didn’t find one, but found a bird instead and, somehow, managed to get it and she brought it back it side and slept with it still in her hands, and out of fear the bird had a heart attack, and she made everyone be there for the funeral and is still afraid of people being near or too close to birds.

Evan Rosier:

- Was out on a walk with a babysitter and Pandora went they were 6 and decided he wanted to try climb the tree with Pandora, but Pandora said he was too little (because she was bigger then him as a baby) but he ignored her and got the babysitter to help him. Then Pandora said that he will fall into the hole in the tree (the squirrel home) and he’ll get stuck in there, and scare the squirrels. The babysitter laughed and brought them back inside and now he will never climb a tree with a squirrel home in it, even though he won’t fit in the holes.

Barty crouch Jr:

- A rude maid once told him he couldn’t have honey in his tea while he was sick, because she was too lazy to go get it but she lied and told him, honey doesn’t go off and it will stay inside of him forever and if it mixes with the acid in his stomach he’ll explode. Then he asked his father if honey goes off and he said “no, of course it doesn’t.”, so now he hates honey.