Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
why does sans know the expressions of someone who's died anywhere from 1-10 times in a row
i feel like people often forget that medic is inherently just a weird ass dude.
like. the line between him and the ‘mad scientist trope’ traits is blurred but not invisible. He’s a mad scientist when he’s losing himself at a major breakthrough in an experiment or during surgery. He’s a funky dude when he thinks that the little bread monster likes him. He’s a mad scientist when he’s sewing the animal organs into the classic team. He’s funky when he’s shouting ‘HELLO FRAULEINS!!’ at the top of his lungs (a legitimate voiceline that he does have). He’s a mad scientist when he’s shouting ‘I am the angry bird god of the Badlands, fear me’.
The perfect mix of the two is when he’s crazy enough to lie to cheavy, but weird enough that it’s believable.
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Them. That is all.
good scout endings:
because of some freak accident starts actually form emotional bonds with women, mainly platonic, receives good first-hand advice on romantic and sexual relationships, becomes popular with girls as god intended, is normal about it.
matures and changes his priorities in life and relationships, realises that he wants to start a family and be the father he never had to his own kids, finds a girl with similar background and interests, children adore him.
starts to see his deep insecurities and stops trying to cover them up. takes some time for himself, not trying to get into any relationships. focuses on his new career as an illustrator. adopts a beagle, visits his mother often.
He and I go back a long time. (crowley's version || insp.)
I've been trying for hours to figure out how to use particle systems to make a medigun beam in Blender. I think I was actually getting pretty close when... this happened... whatever the hell it is.
I don't know whether it looks more like blood/guts or some kind of very huge weird fruit. But I knew as soon as I saw it that I had to let Ludwig play in it like some deranged cat kneading a squelching blanket of undefined gore.
thinking about how in expiration date spy knowz exactly what soldier wantz without him even saying anything he knew straight away that he wanted the bucket and i think itz sweet, spy is alwayz made out to be cold and unfeeling but he knowz hiz team well and just expiration date in general showz that spy doez care about hiz team he could have just spent 3 dayz doing whatever he wanted but he made the effort to try and help everyone fulfill their last wish even if it didnt end up working out for him and even after scout waz being a little shit to him he still spendz what he thinkz is hiz final 3 dayz helping scout try to get a date idk spy thoughtz rattling around in my head today