Lovely, Let Him Get A Way With It

Amen

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

It's true, tho

hot take arthur morgan x john marston is borderline incest

when one piece said "existing is not a crime" and when it said "thank you for loving me" and when it said "tell me you want to live" and when it said "being alone is worse than being hurt" and when it said "you're my friend" and when it said "someday you will find kind people" and when it said "there are people out there who will love you" and when it said

Why are feminists mad that we care about Ken vs Barbie who actually was just Becky from the burbs?

Also how the Barbie movie handle gender dynamics…I would rather eat cake from Marie Antoinette than see another Hollywood feminist movie ever again.

They're mad because the movie was allegedly about the struggles women face, about how they need feminism yadda yadda, but the execution of the film told a different story than what the producer and writers wanted.

The Barbie movie started by showing the feminist utopia, a world where men were playthings to be used for a night, and discarded by morning, where men held no positions of power, and owned no property except the clothes on their backs.

The Kens were fine with this, after all, they were made to be with Barbies, and they only knew the Barbie world, where Barbie could be anything, but Ken could only be Ken.

They then went to the real world, witnessed reality, Ken saw how much more the Kens could be, Barbie was sold the bog standard Feminist message.

Ken takes his realization back to Barbie world and informs the Kens, and so, the Kens take over, they do all the work, love the Barbies, and everyone is actually happy.

And it wasn't some dictatorship like the Barbies had, both Kens and Barbies could hold positions of power, they even planned to have elections.

Barbie comes back and has a meltdown, how could her Feminist utopia be ruined? So, she hatches a plan, she takes the Barbies, one by one, and has Feminist struggle sessions with them.

They plan to rig the elections, force the Kens to fight eachother so only the Barbies can vote, and it happens, the Kens are once again stripped of their dignity and rights, everything goes back to normal in Barbie world.

Ken decides he's had enough of this and leaves, clearly he'll never be enough for Barbie, and Barbie leaves too, she realized she was wrong, she never wanted power, and the film ends with Barbie trying to get pregnant and start a family.

The film isn't a pro feminist one, it mocks feminism and the feminist creators don't even understand how.

It should be to no one's surprise that Ken's song won the Oscar, while the film did not, and no, the film doesn't deserve an Oscar simply because the premise of the film was that women should just win.

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

Lovely

Resident Evil characters as John Mulaney quotes:

Jill Valentine:

Leon Kennedy:

Albert Wesker:

Rebecca Chambers:

Jake Muller:

Billy Coen:

Claire Redfield:

Chris Redfield:

William Birkin:

Sherry Birkin:

Same, poor Sean🥺🥺 (and Dutch was kind of a c*nt all the time and made everything about himself, especially when Arthur was on the last stages of TB)

RDR2 Spoilers underneath the cut because I know the game came out in 2018 but people like me haven’t played it.

SEANS DEATH HAD ME SPEECHLESS, MY MAN HAD NO SCREEN TIME WHATSOEVER. I literally loved that little lad how am I supposed to function now?

I also can’t for the love of God like Dutch in any way 🙏🙏

You know what they say, if a man in your life idealizes any of this characters, run

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i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street

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