Snowflake

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

^ post I would make if I were british and into soccer

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

This is beautiful, how do you get the horse to take a nap beside you?

∞ RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

I wish they would just let us see the whole thing 🥲🥲

Muppet fact of the day: One of the Muppet show’s pilot episodes was called “The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence”, but the Muppets are owned by Disney now and Disney really doesn’t like the word “sex” so they insist on just calling it “the Muppet Show Pilot”

anyway reblog this forbidden image of Jim Henson in front of the Sex and Violence title card to make Disney mad

They're just ridiculous; it's like throwing a toddler tantrum because the sun will blow up in 9 billion years 🙄

Or glue yourself to the street. That's my favorite tactic.

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

“The point of monsterfucking is __”

Shut up shut up shut up shut up.

The point of monsterfucking is whatever the monsterfucker wants it to be.

Sometimes it’s loving the unlovable.

Sometimes it’s fucking a sexy monster.

Sometimes it’s something else.

I’m fucking sick and tired of people saying there’s a wrong way to be a monsterfucker.

There’s no wrong way.

Be free, monsterfuckers. There’s no god to judge you here.