The Voices Are Telling Me To Write A Zombie Apocolypse Marauders AU, But Ive Literally Never Written

Look what I made

turtleneck brachiosaurus

james: remus you need to learn to love yourself!

remus ignoring him and turning to lily: so what do you think would happen if someone drank their own amortia? like do you think it would just make you really sick? or something else?

lily: i imagine it just turns you into sirius since he’s so bloody in love with himself

how to outline a story:

write a bullet point list of everything that happens

realize it doesn’t make sense

cry

start writing anyway

Walburga: You are not good enough for my son.

Remus: You’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: Excuse me?

Remus: You heard me.

this is my first fanart of Remus Lupin, I'm obsessed with this guy and I fell in love with this drawing

he's reading a book about a wizard whose parents' death saved the world.

Remus, texting Sirius: Text me when you’re home safely.

Sirius: I’m home dangerously.

Remus: Stop it.

Sirius: I’m home lethally.

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

I realised that plot holes are only holes because you keep forgetting to repair them. If you actually sew them up with a bunch of made up shit occasionally, then they won't get so big. I somehow made my world building make sense by just adding reasons why its like that.

Why doesn't anyone know about the other plains of the dodecahedron? well obviously it's because everyone thinks you just fall off the edge and whatever you see after that is The After Life. You know, folklore and totally not a complete plot hole with an half arsed explanation slapped on top.