Athena Meets Baby Telemachus ____________________________
Odysseus: This is my son, *Gives the baby to Athena*, Telemachus.
Athena: *Looks down, looks up, looks down again, finally looks up*, Y-you were pregnant??!
Odysseus: Huh.
Athena: All this time... no wonder why you were away for many periods of time, you were pregnant!
Odysseus: What.
Athena: All the punishments, the time outs, the hard working hours.........you were pregnant the whole time!
Penelope: Excuse me?
Athena: How did you manage to get away with it? Oh Ody I'm so sorry, I didn't know I was overworking you while being pregnant.....
Odysseus: WHAT?!
Penelope: Yah his cravings were wild, I didn't know he liked pizza with pickles and mustard
Edit:
Athena: I'm surprised you don't have a dent in your head.
Odysseus: ...
Dionysus: I'm surprised he still has good thighs.
Whenever I see a talented, beautiful, or fun edit JJK one of the comments is, "Don't let Mappa find you" or "Mappa gonna try and hire you" and its funny as fuck lol
Honestly this is one of the most crazy pictures I saw today.
Literally 馃拃
Two years?! I鈥檓 in!
How They Got Married
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Narinder suddenly wakes up at the alter
Narinder: Wtf happened to me???"
Narinder: "Where is my crown?"
Narinder: "Where are my kits?"
Narinder: "What is this place??"
Narinder: "Why the fuck am I in this wedding dress???"
Narinder: "AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY HERE?!" *Points to the Bishops"
Narinder: "Why are you alive?!"
The officiater: "You may kiss the Bride! :D"
Narinder: "What."
The Lamb (Dionysus or Kratos): "Since we didn't have our own wedding since you were chained, I'd thought this would be alright to have our wedding in our cult! :D"
The Lamb: "Now get your ass over here and kiss me bitch or ill french tongue you infront of all these people".
Narinder: "..."
The Goat Meeting The One Who Waits (Proserpina) ____________________________
Proserpina: "But once your enemy is kill, you must give something in return".
The Goat : "Okay..... what do you want?"
Proserpina: "..."
Proserpina: "My freedom."
The Goat: "W-what?!"
I honestly love the pair of Ryuma and Flare and I would want to see more of this pair in media
I only found ONE fic of Ryuma/Flare pairing and I'm like?????? I also saw that there is a lack of Monsters 103 Mercies Dragon Damnation fics and I really want to fix that but I don't know who will like my writing 馃槶
Thumbelina!Narinder
Narinder travels through the darkwood to get supplies for the village, but doesn't come back.
It is later revealed that Narinder suffered a suprise attack from the old followers from the Old Faiths.
Narinder suffered many injuries but unfortunately gained memory loss, causing him to fall into the traps of the old followers.
Narinder gets taken in by a pushy follower mouse named Malina, who tries to 'persuade' Narinder to marry the new leader of the Old Faiths, The Mole, Fallon.
However Narinder resists. Because he feels wrong whenever a topic of him is to marry the mole. Why does Narinder resist? Its because he's already married, at least that's what he remembers from the two rings both on his ring fingers, one golden one sliver.
Meanwhile both the Lamb and the Goat are going insane because they are trying to find the location and solve the disappearance of Narinder, who has been missing for two days and they are worried about him.
(End Note: Looks chappy but I'll update this, was watching Thumbelina (1995) and thought, "Hey- what about-)
My Love In Paradise _____________________________
(Note: This takes place in The Goat Universe, Narinder in this au is a female white cat with blue eyes)
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"If this makes you happy then I'll die just so you can find your happiness" Proserpina would say to him. Her sweet, symphonic, alluring voice, always made others go into a trance, just like him.
Sometimes he despises her, sometimes he quietly adores her, but but his body says otherwise, his mind says he hates her, but his heart..........says he loves her. Even this stupid purple crown of his.
White fur hands caresses his black fur with loving blue eyes that take each of his features and details. He wants to push them away and threaten her to never ever touch him again. But he yearns for her touch everytime he feels those hands on his face.
Her beauty couldn't compare to any other.
Just imagine a WenQi au where LQR is La Murte and WRH is Xibalba.
Cursed Couple by Shorimochi is one of my favorite WenQi fics but it's sad that CC was their last fic from 2022.
I still follow WenQi but I wanna see one of the WenQi writers to create an au inspired by the Book of Life.
I love love LOVE the Book of Life and it was a childhood classic for me and my siblings. One of my favorite parts of the movie were the songs. I love it so much to this day and I would love to see a WenQi fic of this :D
This is the money grunkle, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!
One of the things I noticed in some EPIC animatics is that some of the God's are bird themed. I know it represents their animal forms but I just wanted to point that out.
Zeus is an Eagle, Hera is a Peacock, Aphrodite is a Dove, Apollo is a Swan, Ares is a Vulture, Athena is a Owl, Hephaestus is a crane, and Hermes is a rooster.
Btw the gods represent more than one animal, I'm just pointing it out that half of them represent birds.
I'm into EPIC the Musical but also a lot of other stuff
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