Yeonjun: What are you, homophobic?
Taehyun: I don’t hate all gay people, just specifically you
Chan: when I have a daughter I'm gonna name her Theresa but its gonna be pronounced like 'There's a'
Felix: Theresa snake in my boot
Chanlix: *high five*
workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap
Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?
Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.
Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.
Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Lucas: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.
Kun: Since when? I once saw you eating a marshmallow that was still on fire.
Kai: I wanna die.
Beomgyu: I wanna murder somebody.
KaiBeom: *share a glance*
Beomgyu: I’m going to...go to the bathroom...
Kai: Y’know I think I have homework...better get on that..
Yeonjun: Alright, have fun!
- five minutes later -
Yeonjun: WaIT NO COME BACK-
jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?
yeosang: rude.
seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…
wooyoung: that’s fair.
yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?
Are you taken?
as a fucking joke, absolutely
Minho: Truth or dare?
Chris: [exasperated] truth.
Minho: do you want to kiss me?
Chris: dare.
Minho, leaning in: I dare you to kiss me
Chris: never have I ever-
Minho: THATS NOT THE GAME