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cupid's chokehold.

pairing: jax x cupid!gn!reader

tags & tropes: fluff, shameless flirting, fell first/fell harder

summary: you were absolutely confused because of two things: one, you got transported to a random dimension and became a totally different person, gaining the title of a cupid, and two, you had fallen in love at first sight with the most sarcastic purple rabbit man ever. well, at least you didn't felt like complaining on the second part.

tell me, sunnie!!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... anyways, hiiiii:3 i got a new fandom added to my brain, injected it into my veins and now i am addicted. so, this funky little guy didn't actually catch my attention at first but then i watched some edits and was like "HMMMMMM i mean yeah sure" and then i decided to check tumblr, stumbled on a fic of him and went "OH. OH." yk?? anyways, i hope you guys enjoy this bc i wrote it instead of sleeping and i have to wake up early tomorrow el oh el!!1!1!1!1

warnings?: kissing, suggestive(?) i mean it's just neck biting but idk........

first of all, you don't know how the hell you are... here, nor why you've been stuck in this place for two weeks already.

it's a colorful world, saturated to the maximum amount possible. you know, the type to burn your eyes if you stare at a specific spot for too long. it also looked like some kind of fever dream, with all the toys scattered and the way different people? characters? looked like.

not like you can say much, you have heart shaped pupils and you're wearing something that looks like an ancient greece tunic. also, sandals. you have these big feathered white wings that are a pinkish hue at the tip of every single feather. you tried pulling one out to see if it was actually real, resulting in a yelp from your mouth. it kinda hurts.

and that reaction caused a chuckle to come from someone who has your eyes dedicated to just admiring them.

frankly speaking, if you went back and told your past self that by putting those weird vr headset glasses on you would be signing up to falling for a tall and lanky purple rabbit with a yellow smile, you would probably just chuckle and still do it, but with even more determination than before. eh, what can you say? you've always been attracted to the weirdest characters anyways.

but this... this was real, he was real and he was talking to other real weird animated people. ragatha rambled next to you about... honestly, you didn't even know, too busy watching from afar a certain rabbit. this was the start to possibly one of your most frustrating crushes ever.

"[name]? are you okay? you seem more distracted today?" she worriedly asked, putting her hand on your shoulder, "you shouldn't think too much about trying to find an exit if that's what you're thinking about, you might get abs-"

"huh? no, i wasn't thinking about that!" you quickly hurried to give an explanation, trying to dismiss that idea from her, but your eyes darted again to the overall wearing guy and she followed your gaze.

she slowly moved her head back at you after seeing what you were so... distracted about. a smirk broke in her face.

"oooh, little [nickname] has a cruuush?" ragatha teased you.

"wha- no- that's not-" before you could continue, your flushed cheeks got even more red as you saw him approaching. you immediately shut your mouth and just looked at the floor, trying to quickly hide your face

"sup', what are you two gossiping about today?" jax spoke in a mocking, sultry tone that had melting down a drain... not literally though.

"oh, nothing. you know, just the usual!" ragatha quickly tried to hide that topic from him, trying to distract or something. play it cool!

"uh-huh, and why is little cupid over here heating up like a preheated oven?" you almost choked on spit before looking at him with furrowed eyebrows and slightly flushed cheeks.

"none of your business, jax, don't bring your teasing and mocking over to [name]!"

"aww, why not?" jax dropped his hand on your shoulder, "say, little cupid, i heard doll face over here mentioning a crush, who do ya' have the hots for?"

your mind instantly went to answer "you" internally z meanwhile, your lips just answered in an almost quiet sound.

"i'm not telling you."

"huh, and why is that?" he leaned in close, and suddenly you felt absurdly claustrophobic.

he looks so... absurdly attractive with that smirk. you wish you could wipe it off of his face.

"because..." it doesn't take too long to come up with an excuse, you're an overthinker who is always prepared for this kind of situation, "you would mock me for it, and i don't feel like getting bullied by a purple beanpole."

"gasp, you wound me with your hateful words!" he dramatically posed, meanwhile ragatha chuckled in the background. "how can a cupid, made of pure love, be this mean?"

you just lightly punched him in the arm at that.

---

night time seemed like a blur to you in this world. sleep? never heard of that.

it's been a month already and your crush hasn't faltered. instead, it got bigger each day, but to be fair, it was impossible for it to not grow. jax decided that, for some reason, he liked teasing you a bit too much since he found out you might have a crush on someone.

playful flirting seemed to be his favorite to use on you, since you just tried your best to not show how it actually affected you. honestly, you felt like some kind of cliche teenager movie where you're about to write his name on a notebook with hearts all around it.

and that felt too cheesy, even for a cupid.

---

oh my stars, he wishes it's him.

you know, at first when you arrived at the digital circus, jax paid no mind to you. i mean, yeah, you were probably the cutest person in this digital purgatory, but he didn't think that he could fall for anyone in here, this isn't some weird sitcom episode. but it was starting to get difficult to not let him lose himself in a romantic trance when you were around.

he wonders if you used anything on him that could've possibly made him slowly fall for you, hard.

in the second week, he began noticing things about you. for example, you laughed at his jokes and sarcastic personality, got irritated for his pranks but never screamed at him, just shrugging it off like normally, you didn't even care when he stole something from your room.

it was mind breaking to just try and see what could get a reaction out of you towards him. until it was revealed that you had a crush on someone in that place.

jax isn't dumb, he already caught you looking at him from afar just to fastly change your gaze and get flustered, how your hands trembled when you were near him, heart eyes expanding when he talked to you. so, just to test if his theory was real, he decided to leave a subtle flirt for you. and that was checkmate.

he thought at first that it was weird, that maybe he could just play with you a little bit and entertain your little crush on him. but then, the spell turned against him. you flirted back once, and that made him feel awfully fuzzy minded. now, he was the one staring at you from afar sometimes.

that wasn't in his plans, falling for you even harder than you fell for him wasn't supposed to happen. yet, it did anyway.

and now the realization dawned on him that, at some point, he's going to have to either confess or simply hide that for forever, since that's the time they're gonna be stuck in the same dimension together. how fun, isn't it?

---

your feet took you outside of the tent, as everybody was now sleeping comfortably in their own rooms. well, at least you thought they were. stepping onto the grass and breathing in some fresh air, you looked up, waved at the sun and the moon, who smiled back at you contently. then you finally sat down and layed on the saturated green ground, looking up at the fake stars.

you sighed heavily, trying to distract your worried mind that screamed about wanting to get out and at the same time never wanting to leave. it was downright confusing, and left you with pent up energy that made your brain go 100/mph.

you heard footsteps behind you, looking up just to meet with a yellow smile and cartoonish eyes. you immediately gulped as his smirk grew.

"heyyy little cupid, what are you doing here so late?" he questioned you with a lower tone of voice before sitting down by your side. you immediately sat up too.

"just... thinking about some stuff." not losing any chance, you tried to start a conversation. "what about you?"

"meh, just bored and couldn't sleep." jax then looked at you in the eyes. "what could you possibly be thinking about?"

"ah, you know... just the usual!" you tried to quickly change topics, you didn't feel like traumadumping on anyone today nor did you feel like telling him that he's the reason you didn't abstract yet.

"and, does the usual involve your secret little crush?"

your breathe hitches, "why are you so curious about who i like?"

"i just am, it's interesting to see your reactions when i mention them." he leaned down, holding his head with his hand as he still stared at you. "why don't you tell me who it is? i'm starting to get the wrong idea that it's me since you refuse to speak about the mystery person to me."

you think you just felt your heart stop. your eyes go wide and you can feel the heat coursing through your body, blood rushing and flushing your cheeks. you know what? okay then, since there is no escape from this situation, might as well finish the night with a bang before you leave to sleep.

"that's... not the wrong idea at all." you confessed, watching as his eyes went wide in a millisecond.

"what." he spoke before sitting up and grabbing your shoulders. "you're not fucking with me, are ya?"

you shook your head while embarrassingly looking to the floor, feeling frustration pooling in your head.

"no, i'm not. i like you jax, i like your stupid pranks, your stupid jokes, your mischievous smile, your ey-" you were cut off by lips meeting with yours.

as your current situation settled in your mind, you got yourself comfortable and closes your eyes, lacing your arms around his neck and pulling him even closer before you two fell back again, you under him. your stomach was doing backflips, breaking down at the feeling of being reciprocated.

when you finally broke apart, your heart eyes were absurdly big, staring at him while you panted for air. he chuckled at your face, giving a big smile while himself was actually melting at finally having you in his arms. jax laid his head on between your neck and your shoulder. you petted his head, until you felt something.

he was biting your neck, leaving love bites and hickeys behind.

first of all, you didn't even knew if he could open his mouth, but apparently he could (?). you couldn't think much of it, too busy holding back an embarrassing whimper. you held his head and tried not to close your legs around his waist as he continued to bite.

he pulled back, looking at you with a smirk and raised eyebrows.

"well, look what a mess i've done, darlin'. how do ya' feel?"

you couldn't even answer, feeling absolutely overwhelmed by his hand on your waist, the knee resting between your legs and your mind slowly losing it's control. instead of an answer, you just pulled him down for another kiss.

yeah, you probably were enjoying that, but jax? ha! in his mind, he was melting down a drain, patting himself in the back for the idea of deciding to take a night walk and accidentally seeing you. he grinned into the french kiss, feeling absurdly high at the moment.

he wasn't sure how everyone would react to you finally being his, not that he cared about their opinion, but he thinks if would be funny to see their faces. he can't wait for it to happen, but now it's not time to think about that.

it's time for him to think on how to calm his rapidly beating heart that might give you the hint that he loves you way more than you love him.

tell me, sunnie!!: AAAAA i finished writing this only the next day, sorry if it's too short btw!! i know it missed a lot and should have more things but it was rlly rushed bc i want to write more of him <\33 but yeah, thank you for reading sunshine!!

𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒

INAZUMA || LIYUE

GENSHIN IMPACT x GN!Reader

SUMMARY; (mentioned character) reaches friendship level 10! let's see their opinions about the new recent character, (Name).

DILUC; (Name)? I'm not quite sure why you're asking that, especially to me, but, I'm in a good mood today, better not let it go to waste, ehm. (Name) is a friend of mine, a closeone indeed, although we barely see each other, we still consider ourselves as friends. but, I'd like to be more then that. if they'd let me of course. what? just because I look scary doesn't mean I can't get a love life too? hmph. such strict rules.

ALBEDO; a interesting specimen indeed, I have tested multiple species that might relate to them, but none of them has the same data, if I could, I'd study them day and night. they just seem so. interesting, I can't help myself, hey, could you do me a favor and send them over here to dragonspine? I'd like to try out a few things needing them only, don't ask questions. ehm, I meant, ask questions whenever you want, I don't mind. not at all.

VENTI; hey traveler! what? surprised? ehe, it's all thanks to name! they somehow got me to stop drinking. look even I'm confused, it's like I was in some sort of spell! but, I'm probably just overreacting. yeah that's it, anyways, do you wanna meet them? I know where and when, just say the word; eh. dandelion wine! yep! oh? you want to know more? hm, a drink of; well, you know. and I'll tell ya~ well, they're about, (y/h) has very beautiful (e/c) orbs and shiny (h/c)! sounds amazing right? wait till you meet them in person!

BENNETT; my personal lucky charm. they're somehow not affected by my bad luck! like they have plot armor or something, everytime I'm with them, my bad luck just- well, goes away! like it was never there in the first place, although, their state kinda worries me. even before anyone could open up their shops, they're already there in a blink of a eye! makes me wonder if they even have a normal sleep schedule. do they even sleep? meh, I'm probably just overreacting.

KAEYA; the mysterious outlander of teyvat, y'know, I'm actually quite interested in this person you speak of, they're charming, bright too. but of course, not as amazing as me, ehe~ although. I did call them mysterious for a reason, didn't I? I'm quite concerned on why they have black spots under those eyes, obviously it's common for humans- I meant people, to get them. but out of people, I never thought someone like them would get stressed or overworked.

RAZOR; Razor like (Name), (Name).....smell nice, very kind. like- like, red burny girl! (Name) always give Razor meat, Razor like meat, Razor like (Name) :D! but.....(Name) give spooky- spooky, feeling, like something not wrong. Razor confused, everyone like this? (Name) okay? Razor worried for (Name), me go find (Name), Razor says bye traveler. hope see again :) with (Name), gonna go to purple teacher to ask.

FISCHL; thee shall not speaketh at which ordered, ehm. I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung hast many much bethought about this person, they carryeth the kindness of Teyvat. they holdeth a fragile aura, which i shalt protecteth in all mine own power!

BARBARA; they're a kind person! they always help me around, even tho I can handle it myself, hehe. although I do hate the fact they still baby me, I'm already grown up and they still treat me like a kid! hmph! but, I do like the attention, so I'll let it slide. uwah......o-oh! sorry I was dozing off again wasn't I? *sigh* this is the seventh time this week....(Name) really does have an impact on me.

SUCROSE; they're a very kind person, sometimes they volunteer to be my test subject, for....certain experiments. ehm! I'm pretty sure we're supposed to meet up somewhere around dragonspine, uhm, I gotta go! see you later traveler! (Name) is calling me.

NOELLE; they're, one of the people I look up to, they're just so kind and helpful, eh, it kind of makes me want to quit my dream, afterall no one can beat them when it comes to being kind, not like it's a competition or anything, I have to admit, I do miss them, lots. ever since they left for Liyue, I've been pretty lonely, b-but I understand! I'm sure they'll visit sometime.

AMBER; (Name)? oh yeah! they're one of my best buds! well, I wouldn't really call them a 'friend' but. *sigh* if they knew about my feelings then I would call them more then a friend, but hey! I'm not one to let a guard down so easily, I can tell what to do to make them notice me! please don't think this is a forceful relationship, I'm just. giving them a reason, yeah, that's it!

LISA; ah yes, the favoured outlander, they flatter me~ don't you just wanna, you know, hugg someone and pull them closer to your chest? well. that's exactly how I feel about my our precious (Name) over here. ahhh, just the thought of having them in my arms once and for all, it sends butterflies to my stomach. hopefully this didn't make you too jealous did it? *chuckle*.

JEAN; a very hardworking knight indeed, always coming to the rescue whenever help is needed, I have my own concerns about their health and schedule, but I shall not speak about them, not now. I-I have to admit, I have taken a liking towards them ever since they came to Mondstadt, please don't tell them!

KLEE; big sibling (Name)? ooh ooh! Klee has many things to say! (Name) always gets Klee out of trouble whenever Klee is in confinement, if it weren't for (Name), Klee wouldn't have dodoco! (Name) is a very kind person, so you mustn't tell a soul that they're mean! or else the monsters will get you!

DIONA; a angel sent by the gods, they're the only one who doesn't drink alcohol in the tavern! I'm starting to think not ALL grown-ups are bad, of course there a few, ehm. drunkards, but still, (Name) is the only good one!

ROSARIA; hmph, they always let everyone treat them like some sort of- of- pet. and you know the worst part? they aren't complaining, they're cute and all, but I despise the fact they don't bother to stand up for themselves or even utter word called 'no'

EULA; a unique person indeed, the only person I didn't swore vengeance on, if it weren't for them, I probably wouldn't even be apart of the knights, heck, I probably wouldn't even be alive right now. so I look up to them as a god, which in my eyes, are true.

GENSHIN X READER WRITERS

I'M BEGGING YOU GUYS FOR A PLATONIC PAIMON X READER WHERE READER JUST ADOPTS PAIMON AND GOES TOGETHER WITH TRAVELER ON THEIR JOURNEY AND TAKES CARE OF PAIMON LIKE A GOOD PARENT PLEASE

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