Nooo Mutual Don’t Put That “men Fall Down The Alt-right Pipeline Bc Women/feminists Are Too Mean”

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

Teehee just kidding you don't get a choice

How?

When I was a kid I was a big fan of the big Garf, and as a man who doodles on every sheet of paper I also ended up learning how to draw him and doodled him on everything, I got introduced to Heathcliff through drawfee and since Garfield should be long retired by now I look at the comics. I also learned how to doodle him, I believe the first time I really thought about it was doodling on a foggy car window, where I doodled them kissing

What?

Imagine, if you will, Garfield going around the neighborhood and finding another outdoor car by the name of Heathcliff, Heathcliff is mute. They go ham heisting, caterwauling, etc. in a universe where they are catboys I imagine Heathcliff can ride a motorcycle and maybe cook but there's no shortage of non catboy content given Heathcliffs robot son and various other lore. Garfield thinks Heathcliff is cool, maybe even adventurous. Heathcliff thinks Garfield is funny, and secretly nice.

Why?

Why not?

Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)

Happy Autumn Equinox!

I'm so ready for it 🌰🍂🍄🍁

'Boring straight ship' Wrong!

Bi ship, T4T, ace ship, have you considered that gender is a concept? That man is her wife, ok? That woman is his husband, etc etc. if it's boring you aren't thinking the right amount of too hard about it

Art by Essi Välimäki

The prey has to love the predator right? The fear of death is there, but your entire purpose is to survive them and keep living. Your body is shaped to tense at the first sign of the tiger in the grass. Your mind fills with lightning when you hear a branch snap in the trees. When the specter of claw and teeth breaks from hiding your limbs know the chase. This is a dance that lives in your hot, pounding blood. This is your purpose. You don't always win the chase, but this too is your purpose. The deer must love the wolf I think, and love it the most when the teeth close around the throat. Carried down to the steaming gore painted grass like a lover to a marriage bed. And the wolf loves you.

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

These cats were cuddling in the shape of a heart

this is literally my favorite bit of metatextual doctor who canon