Can I Get A Pic Of Your Dick From Above And Pulling Your Underwear Away Can I Get A Pic Of It From The

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

Reading level?

Mine is reading the most downright fucked stupid banned on wifi type fanfic with a straight face in public which I’m sure that’s everyone’s status.

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Mortified by the thought of somehow meeting/spontaneously living with my favorite character and having to act like I’m not obsessed cause-

“Don’t mind me as I shove all this merch into a box and throw it in the garage while you look THAT WAY-“

“Don’t mind me I’m just casually (madly) in love with you, but I’ll act so normal about you.”

"are you okay?" no I got way too attached to a fictional character and now they're dead

Your opinion on Iguro Obanai from KNY?

From what we’ve seen in the anime he’s the definition of a cold bitch but we love him cause he’s simply sassy and means it. And lowkey caring too but he’d rather jump off a cliff than admit that.