PSA! TUMBLR IS SELLING YOUR ART TO AI COMPANIES

You won't believe your eyes,

Ten thousand naked guys

that means… twenty thousand cocks…

Buying groceries and sitting in the passenger seat with the groceries piled where my legs should be has me feeling like a little dragon with its new little hoard of things

On the way to my FIRST day at my big girl job at a hospital and my mother is UP MY ASS ALREADY- like I’m not about to vomit from the anxiety😭 this feels like the beginning of a wattpad fiction and I-

Reading level?

Mine is reading the most downright fucked stupid banned on wifi type fanfic with a straight face in public which I’m sure that’s everyone’s status.

Me when I see a picture of ✨The Character™✨:

Sluts

Me:

Potato let the fish be bountiful